Neighboring serial: Turning the Handsome Scum Top into My Wife / I May Be a Crybaby, but I'm a Top
Synopsis:
Qu Beixi was a powerful background character in a certain Jinjiang author's novel. Then one day, he opened his eyes and found himself transmigrated into someone else's story.
There was a naked man beside him. Qu Beixi had never seen anything like it. He didn't even know what humans looked like below the neck. He picked up the clothes from the floor. "Hurry up and put these on. You'll get locked up in a minute."
The naked man said, "Master, are you not interested in me anymore?"
The moment he heard the word "Master," Qu Beixi's legs nearly gave out. He put the clothes aside for now. Being a master was a dangerous job no matter where you went, and the System he was bound to had given him the task of winning over the disciple in front of him!
Qu Beixi: Life is hard. The bunny sighs.
2.
The original owner was a famous exorcist with his own monster-hunting show. It was utterly idiotic, so fake it could pass for a cartoon for three-year-olds, but thanks to his good looks, the original owner became even more popular than the hottest young stars.
Then Qu Beixi transmigrated into his body, and his fragrant soul attracted all manner of demons and monsters.
The show's age restrictions kept getting raised until it finally became: Children under eighteen should watch with family and friends.
3.
Viewer A: "I came for the horror, but... I actually feel so sorry for those monsters! Immortal Master Qu, stop kicking them! Kick me instead! Harder!"
Viewer B: "I'm so disappointed in this show. I only came for Senior Brother Nanfeng's eight-pack, but he has bandages wrapped around even his fingers! Ugh! What a letdown!"
Viewer C: "Ahh, the little white rabbit and the big bad wolf! I could ship this master-disciple couple for another hundred years!"
4.
Qu Beixi was pinned in place by a fluffy wolf tail. "Nanfeng, don't do that. Someone will report us."
Xiang Nanfeng rubbed the rabbit ears of the person in his arms. "Master, it's fine. I'll turn out the lights."
Neighboring serial: Turning the Handsome Scum Top into My Wife
He Zeyu approached Lu Xianwei with an ulterior motive, but Lu Xianwei fell for him at first sight.
They were burning with passion and just one step away when He Zeyu, ready to go all the way, was kicked off the bed by Lu Xianwei.
Lu Xianwei: "You're a top too! How dare you try to sleep with me? Are you trying to get yourself killed?"
The two fought from the bed to the floor, and from then on became enemies. The second time they met, they fought from a restaurant all the way to the police station. The third time, Lu Xianwei's father caught them kissing red-handed.
Lu Xianwei unexpectedly came out of the closet, and the culprit, He Zeyu, took him in.
Later, He Zeyu spent his entire fortune getting Lu Xianwei into an entertainment company. One song made him a legend!
All of Lu Xianwei's songs were written by one person, who went by the curious name of Road Roller.
When a powerful top meets a scum top, who will be the bottom? That's the question.
He Zeyu: "Why'd you kick me?"
Lu Xianwei: "Let's try again."
He Zeyu: "Why?"
Lu Xianwei: "One last time. I refuse to believe I'll keep losing!"
He Zeyu: "You lost at stamina, technique, size, and length. Accept your fate."
Lu Xianwei: "One last million times!"
He Zeyu: "I'll agree to another round if you cook, do the dishes, do the laundry, and clean the house."
Lu Xianwei: "Forget it. I accept my fate."
I May Be a Crybaby, but I'm a Top
A scheming, teary-eyed younger top X a sharp-tongued, protective bottom
Important note: The story starts when they are adults.
When Lin Cheng was sixteen, he met the twenty-three-year-old Yin Che.
Lin Cheng would always remember their first meeting. The man in the immaculate suit wore gold-rimmed glasses and smiled, his eyes crinkling. He gently ruffled Lin Cheng's hair. "I hope we get along."
Lin Cheng drowned in his eyes and got drunk on his voice. Then, right in front of him, he... got an erection!
*
Yin Che often thought back to that afternoon. The tall boy had slightly long hair and wore black-rimmed glasses that made his face hard to see, giving him a somewhat gloomy look.
The reason Yin Che remembered him was that the boy had reacted to him. Before Yin Che could even get angry, the boy's eyes turned red and tears began to fall. "I-I'm sorry..." His voice was soft and sweet.
Yin Che's heart softened.
*
"Che-ge, can I hug you?" Lin Cheng asked, his eyes red as he tugged at Yin Che's sleeve.
"Che-ge, can I sleep with you? I'm scared of thunder." Lin Cheng stood pitifully at the door, clutching a pillow, his hair sticking up in every direction.
"Che-ge, can I kiss you?" Lin Cheng blushed, looking like he would cry if Yin Che said no.
"Che-ge, can I come in?" Lin Cheng looked down at Yin Che. Without his glasses, his sharp features made him look like a villain.
*
Yin Che, limp all over, smoked a cigarette. Another fit of broken sobs came from behind him. Exasperated and annoyed, he said, "Why are you crying again? I already did it with you."
"I'm crying because I'm happy, Che-ge. Let's be happy together again!"
"Wha..." Yin Che didn't finish speaking before the cigarette fell from his hand.
From then on, they were happy together every day!
Theme: Keep a kind heart, and everything in the world will seem lovely.
A bit exciting (hehe, I like it)
Pan Damei: I'm going to Jingjing, don't ask me who Jingjing is
Oh, it's really beautiful, isn't it?
"My treasure cannot be described with needles." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hey, hey, I was forced to go to my hometown to grow vegetables to feed the dogs these days. I didn't expect so many updates.
The lack of deep v is a big improvement for Xiaonannan
The misunderstanding was resolved in a short while. It's really good. I really have a good taste. It's a sweet article.
Master is jealous, hehe
This speed of resolving misunderstandings is not quite Jinjiang, it's OK
Speaking of which, this is a Jinjiang novel about Jinjiang and Begonia...