My Scumbag's White Moonlight Stole Me Away

Completed next door: My Top-Tier Star Journey with My Big-Deal Disciple (blurb below)

Ongoing next door: Has the Handsome Scum Top Been Bottomed Today? (blurb below)

Blurb:

Fu Qianxing binds to a System and transmigrates into a melodramatic novel as a cannon-fodder bottom with the same name. His mission is to keep acting like a lovesick puppy.

Fu Qianxing flips the table on the spot. He can live without his life, but he will not grovel!

So, after beating up the scum top, he leaves with the scum top's powerful, unattainable dream lover.

He thinks he's protecting the dream lover, but it turns out this guy is even more of a beast than the scum top.

Not only does he steal Fu Qianxing's first kiss,

he also becomes his first love.

Fu Qianxing: I'm thirty and only just having my first romance. This is so embarrassing

Then he finds out the dream lover is only twenty-eight.

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Mo Feng falls in love at first sight with a man wearing a maid uniform. He takes him home, only to discover that the guy is basically a walking firecracker.

If he can solve it with his fists, he won't waste words.

His specialty is needling you while secretly blushing.

He'll insult you one moment, then stand up for you the next.

Mo Feng: I feel like he's got me completely wrapped around his finger.

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Fu Qianxing feels like his whole body is about to fall apart. "Is this how you repay the person who saved your life?!"

"I'm repaying you very enthusiastically, big brother~"

"Don't call me that!"

Mo Feng leans in. "What would you like me to call you, big brother~?"

A firecracker bottom determined to be a good person x a troublemaking top determined not to be one

Content warnings:

The protagonist transmigrates into someone else's body. The original body's owner wasn't a virgin, but the protagonist is. If this bothers you, please read with caution.

This is my first story. I wanted the protagonist to be at the center of the story, so I chose a rather silly method: making him suffer a bit. If that bothers you, please read with caution.

Next door: My Top-Tier Star Journey with My Big-Deal Disciple

1.

Qu Beixi is a powerful background character from a certain Jinjiang author's novel. Then one day, he opens his eyes and finds himself in an erotica novel.

There's a naked man beside him. He's never seen anything like this. He doesn't even know what humans look like below the neck. He picks up the clothes on the floor. "Hurry up and put these on before we get sent to the black room."

The wild man says, "Master, you're not interested in me anymore?"

At the word "Master," Qu Beixi's legs go weak. He can put the clothes issue aside for now. Being a master is a dangerous profession wherever you are.

2.

The original owner was a famous demon exterminator with a dedicated monster-hunting show. The show was utterly ridiculous, fake enough to pass for a cartoon for three-year-olds, but the original owner was so good-looking that he became more popular than the hottest young stars.

Then Qu Beixi arrives and draws all kinds of demons and monsters with his fragrant soul.

The show's age rating keeps going up, until it finally becomes: "Children under eighteen should watch with family and friends."

3.

Viewer A: "I came for the horror, but... I feel so sorry for those demons and monsters. Immortal Qu, stop kicking them. Kick me instead! Harder!"

Viewer B: "I'm so disappointed in this show. I came for Senior Brother's eight-pack, but he's got even his fingers wrapped in bandages! Ugh, what a letdown!"

Viewer C: "Help me up. I can still ship them!"

4.

Qu Beixi: Nan Feng, don't do that. We'll get reported.

Xiang Nanfeng: It's fine, Master. I'll fade to black.

Next door, ongoing: Has the Handsome Scum Top Been Bottomed Today?

He Zeyu approaches Lu Xianwei with a mission, and Lu Xianwei happens to fall for him at first sight.

The two are on fire together, just one step from going all the way, when He Zeyu, ready to make his move, gets kicked off the bed by Lu Xianwei.

Lu Xianwei: "You're a top too! You actually want to sleep with me? Are you trying to get yourself killed?"

They fight from the bed to the floor, and from then on they're sworn enemies. The second time they meet, they fight from a restaurant to the police station. The third time they meet, Lu Xianwei's father catches them kissing red-handed.

Lu Xianwei accidentally comes out, and in the end, the culprit, He Zeyu, takes him home.

Later, He Zeyu spends everything he has to get Lu Xianwei into an entertainment company, where one song makes him a sensation!

All of Lu Xianwei's songs are written by one person, who has a remarkable name: Road Roller.

When a tough top meets a scum top, who's the bottom? That's the question.

He Zeyu: Why did you kick me?

Lu Xianwei: Let's do it again.

He Zeyu: Why?

Lu Xianwei: One last time. I refuse to believe I'll keep losing!

He Zeyu: You lost in stamina, you lost in technique, you lost in size, and you lost in length. Accept your fate.

Lu Xianwei: One last time, I swear!

He Zeyu: If you cook, do the dishes, do the laundry, and clean the house, I'll agree to one more round.

Lu Xianwei: Never mind. I accept my fate.

Reader advisory: Both the top and bottom are experienced adults. If that bothers you, don't read. The story is mostly everyday life. He Zeyu is the top, and they're both hot-tempered at first. Neither will back down.

They dote on each other. There's no such thing as groveling.

Theme: Kindness needs to have a sharp edge