[Aloof, secretly seductive, and cold top x beloved, socially anxious beauty bottom]
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1.
Lin Cijing, who has social anxiety, transmigrates.
He becomes the beloved villainous Demon Lord in a novel, a man with countless fleeting romances who kills without blinking and wreaks havoc across the land.
He stares at the sheer silk pajamas covering his body, lost in thought.
The thought of facing countless crazed admirers stirs the social anxiety buried deep in his soul.
So he grabs the sword beside him.
Isn't practicing swordsmanship great? Why bother with a relationship?
From then on, the sword is his cultivation partner, the sword is his wife!
2.
Sword Sect Master: Though we are enemies, I admire you. I am willing to put aside our differences and become your cultivation partner.
Lin Cijing is so embarrassed that he can barely manage to say, "I already have a wife."
The Sword Venerable's face darkens. "Who is he?"
Lin Cijing pats the sword in his arms. "This one!"
Buddhist cultivator: The Buddha guides those with a destined connection. I am willing to leave the monastic life for you, enter the mortal world with you, and stay by your side forever.
Lin Cijing shuts down on the spot. "Actually, I already have a wife."
The Buddhist cultivator looks heartbroken. "Who... is he?"
Lin Cijing pats the sword in his arms. "This one!"
3.
Lin Cijing loses his sword.
So what if it's lost? He can just get another one.
He may call it his wife, but it isn't as if he can really treat it like one.
One day, a handsome young man calling himself Kunwu suddenly appears by his side. From then on, he sticks around and refuses to leave.
Kunwu is gentle as jade, modest, and courteous. When they talk, he seems to have known Lin Cijing for many years. But no matter how hard Lin Cijing thinks, he can't remember ever meeting him.
Until one day, the supposedly "modest and courteous" young man pins him to the bed.
Lin Cijing's breathing turns ragged. "Who are you, really?"
Kunwu hooks a finger in his belt and smiles. "I am your sword."
"Master, since you called me your wife, you have to take responsibility."
---Upcoming Novel Blurb---
Sickly Beloved Falls Flat Online [Book Transmigration]
[Obsessive, sinister, wolfish grand tutor x cunning, sickly-beautiful prince]
[False tsundere, treacherous official x genuine beloved, drama queen]
1.
Lu Lang transmigrates into a book.
He becomes the beloved prince in a certain BL novel with multiple tragic endings, desired by everyone and ultimately beheaded atop the city wall by the traitorous Grand Tutor Pei Shi, his reputation ruined.
Men and women all over the world love him, except the Grand Tutor Pei Shi, the man who cuts off his head without even blinking.
To save his own life, Lu Lang gives up on men and focuses on his career, only to discover a problem:
Are these people not a little too in love with him?
Unable to bear the attention, Lu Lang pretends to be mute and blind. He figures he is too outnumbered, and that finding an ally might help.
Grand Tutor Pei Shi is cold by nature, brave and resourceful, and ruthless in his methods. He is a true hero of his age.
If Lu Lang can build a good relationship with him and put him to work for his own ends, he can save his life too. Two birds with one stone. What's not to like?
You're the one, kid.
2.
Lu Lang originally thought that pretending to be mute and blind would mean he wouldn't have many admirers.
But the number of people throwing themselves at him doesn't decrease. It keeps growing.
A beautiful woman leans against the bed. "Your Highness, look at me..."
Lu Lang: "I am blind."
Then he throws her out of his chamber without changing expression.
A fair-skinned male courtesan sneaks into his tent. "Your Highness, listen to me..."
Lu Lang: "I am mute."
Then he throws him out of his chamber without changing expression.
Until one day, Grand Tutor Pei Shi, who has supposedly "never had any interest in his body," appears in his chamber.
Pei Shi holds him by the waist and bites his earlobe. "This subject has always been ambitious, and has coveted Your Highness for years. Might I ask you to grant me a title?"
Lu Lang: ...
Then he leaves with his face flushed red.
How did you, of all people, turn traitor to the revolution?
Love really does get in the way of my career.
3.
Everyone says that Prince Lu Lang of the Ninth is a flirtatious beauty, but unfortunately, he is both blind and mute.
Pei Shi believed the same, until one day he accidentally entered the courtyard behind Lu Lang's chamber.
The young prince leans against the bed, his peach-blossom eyes shimmering, his voice languid and clear:
"Our Grand Tutor Pei Shi is a truly pigheaded bastard."
My Tragic Beauty and Talented Master Is Done With This Cruel Novel
[Pathologically possessive top x ruthless, teasing beauty bottom]
[My first attempt at a wife-chasing crematorium-style reunion after a breakup]
Jiang Yi falls from being a beloved chief minister of his country to a prisoner in a foreign land, all because he adopted a wolf cub that could never be tamed.
He watches the little wolf who used to call him "Teacher" lead the enemy army and personally massacre city after city. No matter how desperately Jiang Yi pleads, Pei Xiangyun never stops.
The country Jiang Yi had devoted himself to protecting falls.
He takes his own life on the night the new emperor ascends the throne, with a raging fire behind him.
But Jiang Yi is reborn.
Pei Xiangyun seems different in this life. He is unusually obedient. But Pei Xiangyun is the illegitimate son of the royal family and an enemy nation. In his previous life, Jiang Yi learned through bloodshed what it means when people are not of your kind: their hearts are bound to be different.
"From now on, you are not to touch any weapon or blade in the military without my permission." Jiang Yi's face is cold, his long, narrow eyes half-lidded. "Or I'll break your hands."
The boy kneels straight-backed before Jiang Yi, his striking face filled with a fierce, foreign air. "I understand, Teacher."
Jiang Yi presses down with his bare foot on Pei Xiangyun's shoulder, his body bent forward and his long hair spilling loose. "Put your forehead to the ground before you speak to me again."
Pei Xiangyun conceals the malice in his eyes and slowly bends down, pressing his forehead to the ground.
If he can't be tamed, then tame him. Make him the sharpest blade at Jiang Yi's disposal.
Pei Xiangyun has foreign blood. He is despised, distrusted, and suspected by everyone. Only Jiang Yi is different.
His teacher raised him and taught him poetry and books.
But he drove the one person who was kind to him to his death.
Even though he never understood it, those people were dead, and the country had fallen. Why did Jiang Yi care? But whenever Pei Xiangyun dreams in the dead of night, all he sees is Jiang Yi.
He misses his teacher.
So, so much.
Given another life, Pei Xiangyun considers imprisoning his teacher by his side from the very beginning, so he can never take his own life again.
But in the end, he chooses to try to win his teacher's favor and understand him, hoping to find an ending different from the one they had in their previous life.
Even if Jiang Yi bullies and humiliates him, and never grows close to him,
Pei Xiangyun is still content.
A laid-back entertainment-industry novel with a modern setting, coming soon in my author collection ↓
Let Me Sleep With You Again
[Honest, goofy wolfdog top x proud, sharp-tongued queen bottom]
[Marriage Before Love]
Top-tier star Lin Zijin has suffered from insomnia for years. Neither melatonin nor sleeping pills work, his health gets worse by the day, and one illness after another plagues him.
But at one awards ceremony, he sleeps like a log beside a young male star.
After he wakes up, Lin Zijin falls into deep thought, while his personal doctor exclaims that it is a medical miracle.
His manager cautiously suggests, "For the sake of your health, why don't you two... get married?"
The thing Lin Zijin hates most in life is a naive sweetheart. Second, someone witless. Third, a pretty face with nothing behind it.
And Pei Ming is all three.
So, on the first day of their legal cohabitation, Lin Zijin says coldly, one word at a time, "No sex, no feelings. I'll get you work, you'll treat my illness. Once I'm cured, you move out. Understand?"
Later, during an indoor game on a variety show, Lin Zijin moves with a distinctly stiff gait.
The culprit presses close beside him and says anxiously, "Brother Lin, I went too far last night. I'm sorry."
The tips of Lin Zijin's ears turn red. He grits his teeth. "Don't act innocent after getting what you wanted. Shut up."
Well, well. Look who's changed his tune.
Lin Zijin, who absolutely won't have sex or feelings, and definitely won't fall for Pei Ming
Theme: Illness enters through the mouth, and trouble comes from the tongue.
Is this the master of the Sword Sect? This coward doesn't even look like a swordsman.
It's finally time to start the process of calling the owner in an upright manner!!! The following offense is really my xp
I think Lin is right, shredded ginger is indeed not delicious.
Oh ho ho ho, so Bingjiao, I like it so much?
What does my talent and appearance have to do with a monster like you?
?(?^O^?)?
Fortunately, I read Zuo Hua, otherwise I really would have sent the knife~--I'll kill your kidney<(--)>
Hehe, it's so pretty and sweet.
Who can tell me how to make enough food and clothing by myself?
I finished reading it in one go~ scatter flowers