How Can a Silly ??-Style Protagonist Get a Happy Ending with Mori?

How can a protagonist with the vibe of a ridiculous stalker get a happy ending with Mori?

Note: There's a subtle everyone-loves-Mori tendency! There are also other original characters, and one of the major female characters is an original character.

She! Is a woman with no surname and no past. No one knows where she came from, and there's no way to investigate. She has only one name, like a code name: Riko.

This heroine is incredibly strong and cool, but way too perverted.

If she only did her job, a certain someone would be cool and dependable...

When Doctor Mori meets a ridiculous stalker straight out of Gintama, she's a very cute, flat-chested blonde beauty with blue eyes. But she's also such a letdown. Someone has to shut her up. She spouts dirty jokes and fantasies nonstop, lost in her own little world.

She's obnoxious, annoying, shameless, and a pervert, but she's also capable enough that no one can bear to throw her away.

But never try to understand the way she thinks.

Because one day in the future, when Akutagawa's down jacket gets ruined, Mr. Mori finds yet another excuse to go shopping with Alice.

So-and-so hears about it and spends all night ripping up every piece of clothing belonging to him and his colleagues. His colleagues scream...

And he earns the title [Clothes Killer].

Half-naked Chuuya looks at the hat Mr. Mori gave him, now split in two, and feels his blood boil. All he can think about is killing her!

When the heroine flashes a sleazy, rather lecherous grin in full Gintama style, you want to mash her face into the dirt.

She's annoying and infuriating, and the ultimate pervert.

Still, she does have one redeeming quality, and it's the reason she's survived this long: she does her assigned work extremely well, quickly and accurately. She's talented, has animal-like instincts, and recovers incredibly fast. She's practically impossible to kill, and she's pretty smart too, though outside of work her brain is full of holes, huge holes like black holes that can suck people right in.

And whenever she has free time, she goes to bother the boss...

Her special skill is basically the same as Nui Harime's: she can squeeze into any opening she sees. Her body is terrifyingly flexible, so she can crawl into all kinds of narrow spaces and hide. She dislocates easily, but she can even fit through sewers!

So don't be surprised if she suddenly pops up somewhere. It's perfectly normal.

The heroine can always single-handedly derail the Bungo Stray Dogs vibe and temporarily turn everyone into a Gintama-style character.

And because Gintama's setting lets characters poke fun at the original author, the neighboring dimension, and all kinds of references, that means the characters in this story can make fun of themselves too!

Sometimes they even make fun of their creator and the creator's friends, who are stalkers obsessed with a certain Mori from next door.

In the story, she can see the author's chat logs and image gallery, and even break the fourth wall.

Theme: Pursue what you desire.