The Black Donkey Hoof Antiques Shop

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Wen Shu took over a secondhand shop that was always empty. It stayed closed for three months, then made thirty yuan in a day...

To make ends meet, Wen Shu believed the "rumors" of a feng shui and mysticism master and gritted his teeth as he changed the shop's sign to Black Donkey Hoof Secondhand Shop.

After changing the name, Wen Shu sighed, "What kind of underworld secondhand shop is this?!"

From then on, the shop was packed with customers and money poured in. Wen Shu counted cash until his hands were sore, and anyone hoping to get into his shop had to book at least half a month in advance! The only drawback was that Wen Shu never did business with the living again...

Bone Spirit: "The boss has such a slim waist and is so chaste. Fresh young men really are better when they're alive!"

Medicated Oil Spirit: "I waited in line for half a month just to see the boss. He's so fragrant and sweet, more refreshing than a black donkey hoof from 1932. Is this what being in love feels like?"

Scalper Spirit: "Tickets for sale! Appointment slots for Black Donkey Hoof Secondhand Shop, front of the line! Want to get a whiff of the sweet little boss without waiting?"

Wen Shu: "Apart from the boss, we sell everything!"

Su Gu (stone-faced): "My little bottom is always trying to sell me for a good price..."

Product Information: Su Gu (Millennium Zombie King)

Item Details: A discontinued, out-of-print antique. A flawless beauty, authentic, valuable, and sweet!

Purchase Protection: Alipay Huabei accepted; no seven-day no-reason returns

Additional Information: In stock, ships right away!

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