As someone who was actively going on blind dates, I learned that my family's investment had failed and left us with an enormous debt. From then on, I told every blind date about my family's situation upfront, and I probably ended up on the blacklist of every matchmaking group.
One day, I arrived early and sat down. When the person across from me turned out to be the CEO of my company, I nearly put lipstick on my temple while touching up my makeup.
CEO: Employees of this company aren't allowed to date each other.
Me, tongue-tied: S-s-sorry to bother you, Mr. Liao!
CEO: So you're fired.
Me: ...
Blurb 2
My marriage to my boss was the result of a whole range of circumstances. I thought we were at the beginning of a romantic love story, but it turned out to be a bizarre, ridiculous comedy. We haven't done a single thing that has anything to do with love. On our wedding night, he dragged me into playing Dou Dizhu all night. Is there something wrong with him? He also keeps suspecting that I have something going on with his bastard third brother, as he calls him. He doesn't even love me! Damn this possessiveness!
Later, I realized, confirmed, and became absolutely certain that the CEO had a white moonlight. He admitted it. After all, ours was a marriage with no love, just a business deal. So, for the sake of my fabulous life as a rich man's wife, I decided to search with the CEO for the legendary missing white moonlight!
With my incredible luck, we found the white moonlight! Amazing! (Never mind the ache in my heart.)
But something seemed off. The white moonlight's son was already seventeen. CEO, are you messing with me?
His bastard third brother suggested: Why not trade this CEO with a white moonlight for that white moonlight's lovely son?
Me: Hiss...
CEO: You dare trade me, and you're dead!
The white moonlight's son: Sure. I'll be eighteen next month.
This novel will be published on June 5, 2021, with a 9,000-character update that day! Thank you for reading!
Reader advisory: First-person narration!!!
1. A silly, snarky, sunny, easygoing heroine x a controlling, money-spoiling, rich, "troubled," affection-starved hero
2. A silly bathroom read, not highbrow, but fun! Really! Come read it! [Hey!]
3. I'm terrible at writing blurbs. If any angel baby can come up with an enticing one, I'll switch to it right away. I'll be forever grateful QAQ
Coming soon:
No. 1: After He Killed Me
After killing Qin Xiao'e, Chu Yingyu no longer had a single weakness. Yet he couldn't sleep through a single night. He watched the woman in the ice coffin, often doubted himself, and even broke down completely. In the end, he could no longer be the sharpest blade of the Eightfold Palace.
This is the story of a cold-blooded killer who doesn't understand love, tests his own feelings, and finds that his little experiment ends in utter disaster. He loves the heroine more than he ever imagined.
No. 2: My Neighbor Is an Alien Plant
Yu Miao isn't hiding it anymore. She'll come clean: she just wants to suck on the neighbor across the hall. He has tentacles, he smells amazing, and he bears fruit! She can play with him and eat him!
Opening
Yu Miao: Stop hiding, Mr. Neighbor! I know you're not human!
The trembling neighbor: ...
Later
Yu Miao: Let's live together! I'll get a shovel and transplant you into my bedroom! What kind of fertilizer and environment do you like?
The neighbor thinks for a moment: As long as I have you and sunlight, that's enough ^U^
Yu Miao: That's so economical!
Neighbor: I don't cost anything, and I can provide fruit and milk. I'll make you feel really good OW0!
Yu Miao: Ahem, how about we get married first?
Love-struck alien plant hero x fanatical heroine with a strange kink system
[Completed works]: Two Journey to the West stories: Where Did This Journey to the West Go Wrong? and How Do I Deal with Becoming the Plaything of Powerful People?
A redemption story with lots of landmines: After the Genius Hero Became Disabled. A bizarre fantasy story: The Unfortunate Princes in the Castle.
A substitute heroine who becomes a silly cult leader: I Was Forced to Become the Leader of the Demon Cult. An inhuman romance: I Fell in Love with a Snake.
A male Omega who runs away while pregnant: Please Let Me Be a Happy Mom. A silly CEO romance: I Went on a Blind Date with the CEO and Got Fired.
Theme: Understand your own needs and see yourself clearly
(It only represents my personal opinion. If people who read it don't agree with me, just think I'm a piece of shit.) The writing is very good, but what can I say? If you want to read cool articles or particularly sweet articles, you should think carefully about whether to fall into this trap. Everyone has different tolerances, but to me it's sugar mixed with glass.
It's so sweet. I really like the heroine. She really has a gentle power in her body. Wow, wow, this guy Liao Gou is so cheap.
I really can't get too involved with the heroine when I read this article. I did get a little bit involved and I was tortured. The heroine's attitude is so good.
The heroines who like their wives so much wow
So cute! Finished reading it in one go
It's so sweet. I really like the heroine. She really has a gentle power in her body. Wow, wow, this guy Liao Gou is so cheap.
It ends tomorrow!? That's it!!!? As fast as Mr. Liao!!
I stayed up late to finish reading it, and I felt a little sad.
It's over!! Sprinkle flowers!!
Ohhhh turns out to be seconds...