Alice Johnson is the ultimate workaholic. In Gotham City, she takes one, two, three, four, five, six jobs just to pay rent, and every single employer withholds her pay. Then one day, she suddenly realizes that the bosses for all six jobs are the same ENTP with the most spectacularly busted eyebrows, someone she knows.
Alice: Buckethead, hand over the money you owe me!
Some Red Buckethead: What money? Aren't we partners? Didn't you invest that money in the business?
Alice, rolling up her sleeves and grabbing a weapon: Then I'll take out my business partner and keep all the profits for myself!
Some Red Buckethead: ?
The next day's Gotham Gazette: "Shocking! Bisexuality: A Sign of Moral Decay or the Fall of Humanity? Red Hood and a Female Bodyguard Brawl Over the Affections of the Second Wayne Son"
Alice = =: Congratulations, you've managed to keep your secret identity hidden for yet another day.
Some Red Buckethead raises his glass in the distance: You're too kind. Thanks for playing along.
*Pairing: Jason Todd. This is self-indulgent fanfic.
*My version of Jason combines elements from comics and animation, from both old and new versions.
*The timeline is a mess. Everything is changed to make the plot work, and there are plenty of my own takes on the setting.
*The heroine has her own moral code. Like Jason, she's an antihero, a chaotic good type. The characters' views are not my own. If you dislike the heroine's personality or ideals, please click the X in the top right. Thanks.
*Profanity and dirty talk warning. Jason and the heroine are both foul-mouthed and sharp-tongued.
*The pairing goes both ways, Jason/heroine or heroine/Jason. Fourth-love, or girl-boy, dynamic. Please take note.
*This is a crossover with a few things, including but not limited to DC, Marvel, The Suicide Squad, Kingsman, and Fate.
*Fate is only used for a few settings and heroic spirits. This story has little to do with Fate itself. The author hasn't watched Fate and has only played FGO through Chapter 3, so the Fate elements are my own take and may contain logical errors. Please don't read if that's not your thing.
*The whole story is already written, and advance reservations are open.
Theme: The most precious thing is an ordinary life
