[Anime Crossover] Music Is God Forever

That damn author [zh, ] makes me work overtime without paying me. I cursed under my breath, leaped down from the tree, and had the System play my background music: “Mujuryoku ni natte.”

Then I drifted lightly to the ground and looked at several of the harem beauties from my paper-doll collection, who now stood in front of me. I acted calm as I waved and greeted them.

But nobody knew that beneath my clothes, my legs were trembling slightly.

[What a coward.]

The System didn't hesitate to roast me in my head.

'Gun, huh.'

I politely replied in my mind, too.

Then, in reality, with the spirit of “A man can be insulted, but he can't not show off,” I expressionlessly drew the Nichirin Blade at my waist and cleanly used my very own breathing style: Night Breathing.

I forgot to mention that I'm the protagonist of this story. My name is Qianmu Anyue (what kind of name is that?), and I'm the useless junior disciple of Zenitsu, who's widely considered to be a useless senior disciple.

The System exists to give me a golden finger, and it's a particularly original one, though if you think about it, all you can say is, “Well, that's about it.”

Here's a secret: I'm an emotionless, chuuni teenager who specializes in stealing other people's bento flags.

But I never expected that while frantically stealing bento flags, I would accidentally eat one myself.

That damn author [zh, ], that's no reason to make me transmigrate into this world!

[The protagonist's golden finger is music, and it's a huge mix. Not just wowaka; I practically live on Kugou. I'm level 10 now and almost at 11. The playlist is in the author's notes.]

Theme: wowaka is a god forever (sobbing).