[Naruto] I Paid Too Much to Destroy the World

(These are not the original Sasuke and Izuna, and they're absolutely out of character. Please think carefully before clicking. The protagonist is a complete lunatic, so don't be fooled.

The crossover is only in the settings and background. Other characters rarely appear, and even if something doesn't make sense, you can just treat them as original characters.)

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke now."

[My name is Uchiha Izuna now.]

"There's nothing in particular I like. Maybe spacing out."

[There's nothing in particular I like. Maybe spacing out.]

"The person I like is myself."

[The person I like is myself.]

"I have only one dream: "

[I have only one dream: ]

"To correct this flawed world."

[To find a nice place and kill myself in a refreshing way.]

So said the black-haired boy.

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Note:

This story has no pairing, but there are unrequited feelings for the protagonist. (I'm just writing what makes me happy, and the protagonist is irresistible. If that's not your thing, feel free to leave.)

There's a rare pairing: Madara and Izuna. (Madara has one-sided feelings for Izuna, and so does Tobirama, but Izuna is a player who flirts with everyone and marries no one.)

Honestly, Madara and Izuna were the first pairing I ever shipped. I stumbled into their shipping forum around third grade, more or less, and that's why I wrote this.

I especially remember the forum moderator, Twilight Wing (I forget if that was the name, but there was someone like that). I still remember them.

Though I never registered on the forum back then.

I love both Izuna and Sasuke, so I wrote this story to commemorate my love for them.

Theme: The Uchiha clan sure has had a lot of hardships.