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Lin Wan was orphaned as a child and grew up to be a foul-mouthed street punk and gang leader.
One day, a brick fell from the sky and killed him.
After becoming a ghost, he was forced to bind himself to a Matchmaking System. His job was to help each world's "white moonlight bottom" slap down scumbag tops and find a heaven-sent match.
Lin Wan: ? So I'm damn well just here to set people up?
System: That's right. Otherwise, if you trigger a bad ending, you'll drop dead on the spot.
Lin Wan: Pah! I'll set them up and show you how it's done!
Later...
Lin Wan stared at the white moonlight bottom pinning him down and the wedding photo on the headboard, completely dumbfounded. QAQ
What the hell is going on?! Lin Wan cursed and frantically called for the System.
System: "Sweetie, the System recommends that you just give in~"
#A tragic tale of trying to play matchmaker and ending up on the bottom instead#
World One: Black-bellied top who seems sweet and innocent x delinquent underling who struggles at school
Top student vs. bad student. Watch as the bad student gets squeezed dry.
World Two: Scheming tutor to the heir x prince pretending to be gay
Real schemer vs. fake gay. Who is really the most calculating one?
World Three: Beloved patron top x crybaby assistant bottom.
Patron vs. crybaby. A bottom who cries whenever he's bullied.
Important warnings:
1. This trash author knows the writing is awful. If you don't like it, just click the X on the right. Trolls, stay away. No writing advice, please.
2. Bottom-focused. The top in each world is the same person. The original book's bottom becomes the top, so proceed with caution if that bothers you. The top may be a bit of a white lotus in the beginning.
3. The bottom swears, but the top will make him break that bad habit later. Proceed with caution if that bothers you. The characters may not be perfect.
5. No characters are based on real people. Please don't make real-person connections.
Upcoming story:
Charming younger brother top x older brother who transmigrated into a book, bottom.
By a twist of fate, Bai Yanyu transmigrates into a melodramatic Mary Sue novel. He becomes the childhood sworn brother of the wildly popular guy next door. In the original story, he's a greedy, scheming little villain, egged on by his birth mother. He barely scrapes by on the fringes of the entertainment industry, so obscure that he's even less famous than an eighteenth-tier celebrity. Just to chase clout, he does one outrageous thing after another, and eventually meets a tragic end, reduced to living on the streets and hated by everyone.
The wildly popular guy, meanwhile, makes it big in the entertainment industry through his own efforts, using "Bai Yanyu" as a shield to turn away every rival in love.
By sheer coincidence, just after Bai Yanyu arrives, a cool, aloof movie star, an arrogant CEO, and a popular idol corner him at his front door. He feigns composure: "Damn, I'm not interested in brats. Why don't you guys... have a fight or something?!"
Cool, aloof movie star: "Do I really look that stupid to you???"
Arrogant CEO: "Heh. Why don't you prove it to us, then?"
The popular idol narrows his eyes and murmurs thoughtfully: "To be honest, I'm not like them. After all, you're the one I like~"
Afterward...
Bai Yanyu sprawls on a soft leather sofa, staring blankly at the screen. It's a TV drama he stars in with the wildly popular guy, who took the chance to cop a feel of his slim waist and firm backside countless times.
Wildly popular guy: "You're mine already. It's not like you'll lose a piece of yourself if I touch you."
Things to know before reading:
Not a pick-your-favorite love interest story. One-on-one, happy ending, both are inexperienced.
The top and bottom knew each other as children and became sworn brothers, but they have no blood relation and aren't brothers by name either. None of the characters are based on real people. Please don't make real-person connections.
The author's writing is awful. No writing advice, please. Go easy on me...
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Theme: Strive to improve yourself and face difficulties without fear
Woo woo XX I was actually moved
Didn't it say it was a necklace?
This world ends too quickly, right?
Is the fake oiran the sixth prince or someone else??? I don't understand a bit
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! No matter what happens, you should write down how he tried to test it, right?!!!!!! It's all up to you!!!!!
What's the best way to bury it quickly?
Woo woo XX I was actually moved
Here I come, first. Nice looking
"Deducted from the company" is a big bug for the author~ salary
Woohoo, I feel like I have a bye this week again. The Street Fighters just want to get into V smoothly... A group that feels uncomfortable and don't want to update immediately. There will definitely be an update of about 15,000 if there is a list this week, although it feels unlikely...