Begging Humanity to Stop Courting Death

[This novel will enter VIP status on April 12. Ten thousand-word updates will be released then. Thank you all for your support!!!] After the revival of spiritual qi, the world exploded. Yan Yaozhi crawled out of the ruins and found himself with skin as hard as steel, a deathly pale complexion, naturally flawless cultivation makeup, and his own coffin. He had become a hopping, walking, thinking zombie. That wasn't so bad. Being alive was good enough. The only problem was... Every living thing had been blown to smithereens, so there was no one left to provide him with a steady food supply. So hungry qwq. Before long, he discovered that new humans and new races had appeared in the world. But he also learned that he wasn't the only one to survive the spiritual qi explosion... Thirty thousand years ago, Human Race A dug an ancient monster out from beneath a glacier, hoping to gain immortality from it. As a result, the entire race was wiped out and the world restarted. Twenty thousand years ago, Human Race B tried to explore the deep sea, dancing at the bedside of the sleeping Sea King. They were promptly wiped out in another apocalypse. Ten thousand years ago, Human Race C dug pits everywhere and accidentally discovered a giant buried deep in the earth. One fool went and woke it up... Yan Yaozhi crouched on a mountaintop, silently watching Human Race D dig him out of his tomb. "Could you please stop courting disaster and provoking those old monsters who've survived since the spiritual qi explosion, at least until you've developed back into a modern society with refrigerators, air conditioners, and Wi-Fi!!!" "It'd be a pain to take them out one by one," Yan Yaozhi said with a sigh. Theme: Keep your heart calm, don't let love confine you, don't fear the future, and don't dwell on the past. Live in peace. --Feng Zikai