The Prince Is Being Sarcastic Again Today

She bends her bow, shoots down wild geese, and rides full tilt through the borderlands. Lan Xiao never imagined that in this life she would ever have to raise her voice and imitate the Southern Capital's noble ladies, pretending to be demure and dignified. Then the crown prince was suddenly deposed, and her father, Marquis Ningyuan, was summoned back to the capital by imperial decree and stripped of his military command. The political struggle at court brought one misfortune after another to Lan Xiao and her sisters. The one said to have manipulated the plot to depose the crown prince, controlling events with a wave of his hand, was the sickly prince rumored to have less than a year to live. The first time Lan Xiao saw Zhou Ming'an, the legendary mastermind was sprawled on the ground, unable to get up. A few stone steps seemed enough to kill him. And that slim little waist of his... It reminded her of the bawdy jokes in the women's military camp. [Slurp, ] Lan Xiao gripped her great saber and fell into thought. Facing this sickly tiger, should she chop him, or chop him really hard? Zhou Ming'an: This little punk hits way too hard! Lan Xiao: This sickly guy is way too vicious! Sickly, fussy, brother-obsessed male lead x battle-loving, sister-obsessed female lead Both leads are devoted to each other, 1v1 Neither lead is a good person. The heroine is rather cautious at first, or maybe just cowardly. P.S. This is an old abandoned project brought back to life. I've revised part of the entire story. Please check out my upcoming novel, Your Future Father-in-Law Has Arrived, and watch this devoted father beat the scumbag to a pulp! The True Lord Jinghua has countless secret identities. He travels through the Myriad Worlds to experience the many facets of life, gathering a thread of heavenly insight amid the unreal and the dreamlike in pursuit of enlightenment. But just as he had accumulated enough merit and was a single step away from achieving the Dao, he suddenly discovered that several of his daughters were still living far from home! The devoted father sees the daughters who ought to have been the apples of his eye, each suffering in her own way and enduring every hardship life has to offer... "Whether I achieve the Dao or not doesn't matter. But if you bully my daughter, you're finished." No scumbags or dogs are allowed anywhere near my precious daughters! And neither is the wild boar next door trying to get fresh with my little cabbages!! Theme: The only thing that matters is the eternal present. - W. Somerset Maugham