[Complete. New book, The Wacky Villain Raises a Kid on a Variety Show, is now available. Visit the author's page to check it out =3=]
Chu Qinghan found an Alpha. The young Alpha was tall, handsome, and long-legged. Even wounded and weak, he couldn't conceal the domineering presence of a top-tier Alpha.
Chu Qinghan was secretly tempted: No money, nowhere to stay, and you need time to recover?
He could give this poor, down-on-his-luck guy a home!
The puppy he'd taken in was perfect in every way: handsome and sweet, did all the housework, and was gentle and considerate. He was just a little... "tea-flavored."
"Your fiance is so mean to you, Big Brother. You've been engaged for so long, and he hasn't visited even once. I feel so bad for you. If it were me, I'd never do that! [Pout]"
Chu Qinghan, who'd forgotten what his fiance even looked like: "...Wake up. We're only in a paid-companion contract."
"I'm so jealous of how good you are to him, Big Brother. If I could have even one-tenth of your love, I'd be satisfied. [Sad]"
Chu Qinghan, who'd merely helped a coworker who'd twisted an ankle: "...Wake up. The person I helped was an Omega!"
"Do you want a little star, Big Brother? How about I give you a planet? [Puppy-dog eyes with stars]"
Chu Qinghan, taken aback: "...Wake up. I'm the one paying you! Here, take my supplementary card and spend whatever you like."
Before he knew it, Chu Qinghan had fallen hard.
But after one wild night during his heat, his sweet, well-behaved puppy ran away.
...???
Chu Qinghan sat up on the bed, body aching and mind blank.
Looking at the supplementary card, untouched, feeling the cold sheets beside him, and staring at the medical report showing that it had only taken once for him to get pregnant, Chu Qinghan's expression gradually went numb.
Damn, this is unreal :)
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Ji Yuanmo, the youngest and most promising Alpha in the Empire, didn't learn that he had a "childhood betrothal" until just before he was about to get engaged to the person he loved.
He hurriedly told someone to break off the engagement, then plunged into battle as the war grew more intense.
After winning a great victory, the soon-to-be-promoted General Ji received two pieces of news:
1. The engagement had been called off, but thanks to the stupid, snobbish behavior of his clan, things between him and his fiancee had completely soured.
2. The person he wanted to marry, Chu Qinghan, was the very same "childhood betrothal" whose relationship with him had already fallen apart after he publicly broke off their engagement.
...Damn it!
Remembering how he'd badmouthed Chu Qinghan's "fiance" before, Ji Yuanmo was devastated. He'd personally driven Chu Qinghan's opinion of him down to negative infinity.
But things got even worse.
He rushed back, only to learn that the person he loved was already pregnant. Ji Yuanmo was completely numb.
-...I went off to fight a war, and you already had a baby, darling!
-Just have the baby. I'll raise it. I'll even take the kid's surname, sob sob sob t▽t
[The gong's spectacular downfall and a fresh take on becoming a dad]
A tea-flavored, domestically minded puppy gong who keeps getting his own words thrown back at him / a powerful researcher who only looks aloof, shou
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Here are some recently completed silly, sweet stories:
The Wacky Villain Is Forced to Be Everyone's Favorite, The Stand-In Hero Won't Become the Real Deal
The Wacky Lazy Fish Doesn't Want to Be Everyone's Muse, I Survived a Dog-Blood Novel by Going Crazy
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Here's the new story currently being serialized. Visit the author's page to check it out o3o
The Wacky Villain Raises a Kid on a Variety Show
Yu Bai transmigrated into a book, becoming a wealthy family's evil stepdad, notorious for his cruelty.
He abused his young stepson, treated him harshly, and never let him eat his fill. He even tried to steal his rich gong's family fortune. In the end, during a variety show about raising kids, the Dragon King toddler exposed him completely. He slunk off the show amid a flood of online abuse, and was later sent to jail by his rich gong, who'd rushed back from overseas after hearing what happened.
When Yu Bai transmigrated into the story, the original owner had already signed a secret contract to join the show for the money and was entangled with country relatives who wanted to steal his family's fortune.
Seeing the abused Dragon King toddler covered in scars and eyeing him warily, and remembering the miserable fate that awaited him, Yu Bai immediately kicked out the villain and gave the toddler a big smooch.
"Kiddo, Daddy loves you!"
The Dragon King toddler, who'd been so hungry all day he nearly fainted: "...?"
Since the contract had already been signed, Yu Bai had no choice but to take the Dragon King kid on the parenting show.
The Dragon King kid could read and fight, and was as impressive as a little superhero. Watching the kid's adorable little face, Yu Bai clutched his chest, completely smitten. He cheered him on and helped him out at every turn.
For the deserted-island survival challenge, the Dragon King toddler caught a four-kilo fish with his bare hands. Seeing his wet clothes, he hung his head, expecting to be scolded again.
Instead, the next moment, he and the fish were scooped up together and showered with a storm of loving praise.
"You're amazing, kiddo! Daddy's going to make you a feast." Yu Bai planted a kiss on the toddler's cheek, beaming.
"I'll make it so delicious you'll swoon!"
Half an hour later, a fragrant fish feast prepared four ways was laid out on the table. Looking at the four dishes and a soup steaming in front of him, then at the other kids' envious expressions,
The Dragon King toddler puffed out his chest and suddenly realized that having a dad like this might actually be... pretty nice.
Tropical rainforest theme, loess plateau theme...
Through one theme after another, Yu Bai remained silly and warmhearted.
Having never known such an abundance of love, the Dragon King toddler thought the show was about to end. Grabbing Yu Bai's shirt, he spoke softly.
"Please don't leave, okay? I have lots of money. I can take care of Daddy forever."
So when the powerful CEO finished dealing with matters overseas and rushed back after hearing that the child was being abused,
He saw his sycophantic, cold, and harsh wife and the toddler becoming huge hits on the parenting show. Countless netizens wanted to steal his kid and his wife.
He also saw the toddler turn his back to him and quietly talk things over with his wife.
"Dump Old Fu. He doesn't know how to treat people right. I'll help you find a new gong who does."
President Fu: "...?"
Reading tips:
1. The kid isn't his biological child. He's adopted. The setting is a modern alternate universe where same-sex marriage is legal, but men can't have children together.
2. Both gong and shou are each other's first love. The body belongs to the shou, so you can think of it as transmigration in reverse. The possession happened before the story starts, and there's nothing supernatural in the book's story.
Theme: Strive to improve and live positively
Advertise the finished article and take a look at the completed Happy Sand Sculpture Cookie Duck~
"Shadow Salted Fish Don't Want to Be a Heartthrob"
"The Cannon Fodder Stand-in Doesn't Want to Become a Regular Job [Through the Book]"
"The villain is forced to be favored by the group [through the book]"
There are more practical articles that have been completed in the column. By the way, I would like to ask the author to collect them. Momojiuo3o
"What are you barking at?"
"No, why are you really barking?"
Hahahahahahahahahaha I burst out laughing hahahahahahaha I'm sorry maybe I'm not funny but it's really funnyhhhhhhhhhh
But what did our little robot do wrong? It got hit twice early in the morning.
Real men never look back to see explosions?
You don't dare to look back because you don't have any clothes on your back?
Real men never look back to see explosions! Even if the backside is fried and exposed, the white and tender pussy is exposed
"Chu Qinghan flicked his fingertips", is it Ji Yuanmo, right?
This little A without a name is so easy to attack.
The two protagonists were paired together, so I took this little A away, thank you.
Does His Majesty the Emperor like to see these things?
Advertise the finished article and take a look at the completed Happy Sand Sculpture Cookie Duck~ "Shadow Salted Fish Don't Want to Be a Heartthrob" "The Cannon Fodder Stand-in Doesn't Want to Become a Regular Job [Through the Book]" "The villain is forced to be favored by the group [through the book]" There are more practical articles that have been completed in the column. By the way, I would like to ask the author to collect them. Momojiuo3o
"What are you barking at?" "No, why are you really barking?" Hahahahahahahahahaha I burst out laughing hahahahahahaha I'm sorry maybe I'm not funny but it's really funnyhhhhhhhhhh
But what did our little robot do wrong? It got hit twice early in the morning.
Real men never look back to see explosions? You don't dare to look back because you don't have any clothes on your back?
Real men never look back to see explosions! Even if the backside is fried and exposed, the white and tender pussy is exposed
"Chu Qinghan flicked his fingertips", is it Ji Yuanmo, right?
This little A without a name is so easy to attack.
The two protagonists were paired together, so I took this little A away, thank you.
Does His Majesty the Emperor like to see these things?
"Chu Qinghan" gave the author a big worm~