After Entering a Ridiculous Web Novel, I Survived by Going Off the Rails

Continuation of the post "Beautiful green tea carries everyone!" [Unlimited]" has been opened, very fat. Click on the author's column to see~ =Copywriting of this article= Su Xiaowan penetrated into the dog-blood novel and became the third young master of the top aristocratic family, the Su family, who was about to jump off the building for some love. The moment he walked in, the original owner had already jumped Looking at the life-saving air mattresses downstairs, I thought about what would happen next in the original novel. In this less than one-half second of thinking time, Su Xiaowan, who was full of desire for survival, took out her mobile phone, typed quickly, and sent a message to Moments. "Family members, who knows? Blessed are those who want a partner from heaven!" Then, it hit the biggest BOSS in this bloody novel. Looking at that handsome face filled with black energy, Su Xiaowan's eyes darkened. ——My life is at an end! . Ask yourself less why and ask others why Why do bloody novels have to involve palace fights/house fights/circle fights/school fights? He's already dressed up as a useless little loser from a top family in a bloody novel. As long as he doesn't fight for power with the eldest brother in the family and doesn't block the way of the protagonist in the book, wouldn't it be nice to just let him sleep peacefully? Ever since, Su Xiaowan decisively chose to go crazy in the process of development and hard work. In the chaos and chaos of bloody writing, he relied on his own unique thinking to live an extremely free and unrestrained life. Faced with the cold warning from her elder brother, Su Xiaowan was extremely sincere. "I am already so old, there is no need for me to dig out my heart and soul anymore." Ignoring those hurtful sarcastic remarks, Su Xiaowan shyly gestured to the universe on her fingertips "Just pay directly" Big brother: "..." Faced with Bai Lian's taunting, Su Xiaowan nodded in agreement as if she didn't notice it. "Ah, yes, yes, we were so happy and innocent before!" Su Xiaowan patted the table vigorously, holding Xiao Bailian's hand with a sad expression. "I used to be very happy just jumping down the small steps, but now I can't. Now I have to go to the eighth floor." Thinking about this guy's great achievements in jumping a few days ago, Xiao Bailian's face turned pale as she was afraid that he would drag her down with him. "…" Marrying a boss from a top wealthy family, but not being returned on the spot Facing the curious question of "how did you do it" from her damaged friend, Su Xiaowan, who also didn't understand, answered in a shocked voice. "I didn't make it. A boy who might be able to breathe is really a plus!" Damn friend: "…?" In this way, relying on her strong and stable mental state and open-minded and optimistic mental outlook, Su Xiaowan lived extremely coolly in the chaos and bloody writing. By the way, I gained his rock-solid love [dog head holding rose in mouth. Jpg] The favored article of the Sand Sculpture Group, no deputy cp~ [Demining] The number of floors that the original owner jumped to is the 8th floor. If you can't accept this number of floors, you don't need to tell me about the number of floors to be cleared. I wish you a happy life~ ●●●Completed Sand Sculpture Cookies●●● "The salted fish doesn't want to be the heartthrob" "The cannon fodder substitute doesn't want to become a regular employee" "The villain is forced to be the group's pet" and "Green Tea Alpha after amnesia" ●●●Pre-received ball collection~●●● △Pre-receipt 1: "Beautiful green tea carries to the audience!" [Unlimited] Anzhe was selected by the Green Tea System after his death and became a novice in the infinite game. Infinite game, as the name suggests, infinite reincarnation, infinite terror. The selected player will never have a day of peace, and will use their own struggle to survive to provide food for the audience in the higher world. Facing the serious introduction and warning from the system, Anzhe raised the corners of his lips with a smile. "Let's talk about it. How about you give me my power back?" Anzhe happily performed a killing gesture, and Anzhe was in high spirits. "Give me your power, and I will lead you to kill everyone." "... No, dear!" Green Tea System screamed silently. "I am a green tea system, you can only gain strength if you have enough green tea Q mouth Q" Anzhe:? ? ? Ever since, in the novice live broadcast area of ​​Infinite Games, such a strange player appeared—— He has a delicate face, slender figure, and a harmless but aggrieved expression. He looks full of the innocence of little white flowers and the overflowing fragrance of tea. Seeing another beautiful vase, the audience who poured into the live broadcast room laughed wantonly: "He's another one who wants to use his beauty to get through the back door. The ghosts and monsters in the copy won't accept this trick, dear." "Let's start the betting. Bet on whether the anchor will be disemboweled or disemboweled. How many seconds will it take to be killed?" Until one minute after entering the game, Anzhe sobbed unskilledly and opened the door to kill the ghost's skull. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Anzhe pretended to cry with difficulty and talked about tea in a rather unskilled manner. "You said we are friends, right? You will help me survive, right? I don't want to die, woo hoo!" Then he turned around and kicked the hanging ghost who was following him into the wall - the kind that couldn't even be picked off. Audience in the live broadcast room:...? Faced with the evil spirit sneaking up late at night, Anzhe, who was gradually becoming more familiar with it, sniffed with a sad expression. "Why are you scaring me so much? I thought we were friends. I'm so sad QAQ" Feeling the power gradually returning to his body, Anzhe smiled excitedly, and with his backhand hammered the evil spirit that came to attack to the ground - the kind that directly smashed through the floor. Audience in the live broadcast room:...? ? In this way, Anzhe made his way out of the rankings based on his strength and became a legend. Players are vying to form a team with him, and the audience is praising him for having the highest number of die-hard fans in the game. Anzhe has become synonymous with safety and security, that is... He seems to be a bit addicted to drama, and is keen on playing green tea. "Boss, can you act a little more normal and like a human being when you beat up ghosts? We are afraid of QAQ" One day, Anzhe, who was already proficient in the operation of green tea, penetrated into the evil dungeon. After skillfully setting up a personality for himself, Anzhe clenched his fists and started banging. "We promised to get to know each other, but you left me. Does my brother have another new love outside? I'm so sad." "Don't cry." The next second, a power as obscure and dark as an abyss rose into the sky, and some indescribable evil god stretched out its tentacles and kissed the tears off Anzhe's face. He said awkwardly: "It breaks my heart to see you cry." An Zhe, who had already clenched his fists and prepared to fight:...? However, those who were more confused than him were the viewers in the live broadcast room. Why is the screen still black? The viewers who were disconnected from the Internet after reaching the highlight of the broadcast were furious. Is there anything that our noble live broadcast room viewers cannot watch? Complain, we want to complain! △Pre-receipt 2: "Cyber Cultivation, Boundless Magic Power" Rong Heng failed to save the world after traveling to the Xianxia Continent. When he opened his eyes, he came to the world hundreds of years later. At this time, strange demons have fully invaded, the immortals are superior, various forces are divided and rule, and the people are miserable. Faced with the consciousness of heaven that hopes that he can save the world again, Rong Heng said: ... I told you earlier that you could sway people! Come on, come on, strange demon, let me show you what the power of the fourth natural disaster is! Hands rub the Gundam, bombs wash the floor, dazzling colorful light pollution lingers and flickers, and in the exciting BGM, a tide of high-ranking monks (players) dive happily on flying swords With the vigorous influx of Blue Star players, an extremely powerful and unstoppable aura of sand sculptures filled the air in this decadent and desperate land. . #Shocking, a woman in S County rescued a dying orchid with a wonderful trick and vowed that she could communicate with plants! # A man from #M village was good at training dogs. When a wild wolf invaded, he led the village dogs to fight off the wolves. The villagers exclaimed and called him the Dog King! # A girl from #L City has great dancing skills and performed 18 somersaults in three seconds! # #Click on this video, I will take away your fucking in 3 seconds! # With a guilty conscience, he turned off the increasingly outrageous videos and posts on the Blue Star Network. Rong Heng looked at the hard-working and active young players in the Lingmeng Sect and showed a simple and kind smile. Ah, today is another day of love and peace^-^ Purpose: No matter how bloody the situation is, we must be optimistic and open-minded!