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Chi Xiaotang transmigrates into a book and becomes the villainous antagonist in a doted-on-by-everyone story, a pathetic guy who alienates everyone with his antics and is ultimately teamed up on and killed by the love interest's admirers.
After transmigrating into a book, the miserable corporate drone Chi Xiaotang looks at his family's billions in assets and rejoices at the prospect of living like a happy freeloader.
Stir up trouble? What for? Isn't it better to be a second-generation rich kid who just lies flat?
So when his older brother tells him to give up his scholarship, Chi Xiaotang readily agrees.
"I also think Xiaoyu, the story's love interest, deserves this scholarship more!"
His brother's face immediately turns cold, and he narrows his eyes. "You're awfully familiar with him. When did you secretly make a new friend behind my back?"
Chi Xiaotang: ...?
When the male lead warns him imperiously to stay away from the love interest, Chi Xiaotang catches on and applies the same logic.
"Don't worry, bro. I'll stay far away from you guys from now on!"
The male lead's face darkens. "I told you to stay away from him. That doesn't include me!"
Chi Xiaotang: ...?
As the plot veers further and further off course, Chi Xiaotang gradually realizes something is wrong.
Then the love interest comes to him with his unbelievably impressive technology, which companies in the industry are clamoring to invest in, and says tearfully that he can't find any funding. At last, Chi Xiaotang panics.
He goes to his good friend, a safe person who never appeared in the story, and nervously vents.
"Something's wrong. I feel like all of them are acting weird."
His friend gives his hand a reassuring squeeze. His handsome face is full of the domineering confidence of someone who could make the world fall apart with a snap of his fingers.
"Don't worry. I'll make sure they never dare bother you again."
"Even if you're a lazy fish, you can only be the one in my pond."
Chi Xiaotang: ...?
Help, you seem pretty weird too.
The arduous, or rather lazy, journey from being universally disliked to universally adored.
#The miserable romantic mess of a villain who wants to lie flat but gets doted on by everyone instead#
#After winning over the story's most deeply hidden boss, I finally got the happy life I'd always dreamed of. So happy.jpg#
A few tips:
1. The tone of the opening chapters and the rest of the story is exactly the same. It's a simple, lighthearted, silly little sweet romance, so don't expect any earth-shattering twists or dramatic changes in tone.
2. If you don't like it, please quietly click away. There's no need to leave a comment telling me. You don't need to notify me if you drop the story. Wishing you all a happy life!
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Blurb:
Su Xiaowan transmigrates into a dog-blood novel and becomes the third young master of the top-tier Su family, who is about to jump off a building over a love affair.
At the moment he transmigrates, the original owner has already leaped off the building.
Looking at the rescue air cushion laid out below and thinking about what happens next in the original story, Su Xiaowan, with less than half a second to think, grabs his phone and types out a post for his social media feed, driven by his strong will to survive.
"Does anyone else get it? Anyone hoping a partner will just drop out of the sky is in luck!"
Then he crashes headfirst right in front of the biggest boss in this dog-blood novel.
Looking at that handsome face surrounded by dark energy, Su Xiaowan's vision goes black.
I'm done for!
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Ask yourself less why, and ask other people more, "What gives you the right?"
Why does a dog-blood novel have to be about palace intrigue, family drama, feuds in the entertainment industry, or school rivalries?
He's already transmigrated into a dog-blood novel as a useless freeloader from a top-tier family. As long as he doesn't fight his eldest brother for power or get in the way of the protagonists, isn't it better to lie flat and take it easy?
So, when faced with the choice between self-improvement and acting crazy, Su Xiaowan decisively chooses to go crazy. Amid the melodrama and chaos of this dog-blood novel, he lives an utterly carefree life thanks to his extraordinary way of thinking.
Facing his eldest brother's cold warning, Su Xiaowan replies with utter sincerity.
"I'm old enough now. Big Brother doesn't need to bare his heart to me anymore."
Ignoring the hurtful remarks, Su Xiaowan shyly makes a tiny finger-heart.
"Just give me money instead."
Big Brother: ...
When the white lotus mocks him to his face, Su Xiaowan nods along as if he hasn't even noticed.
"Oh, absolutely. Weren't we so happy and innocent back then?"
He pounds the table and takes the little white lotus by the hand, looking sorrowful.
"We used to be happy just jumping off a little step. That doesn't work anymore. Now it has to be the eighth floor."
Remembering this guy's impressive feat of jumping just a few days ago, the little white lotus, afraid Su Xiaowan might drag him along for another leap, goes pale.
"..."
He gets engaged to a powerful figure from a top-tier wealthy family, and somehow isn't dumped on the spot.
When his close friend asks curiously, "How did you pull that off?" Su Xiaowan, who hasn't figured it out either, answers loudly.
"I have no idea. Maybe boys who can breathe really are a huge plus!"
Close friend: "... ?"
And so, with his rock-solid mental state and open-minded, optimistic attitude, Su Xiaowan lives a carefree life amid all the chaos and melodrama of this dog-blood novel.
Along the way, he also finds a love as solid as a rock [dog holding a rose.jpg]
Theme: Love life and stay positive.
I actually watched it once and laughed so hard at the part about eating tributes.
Women's clothing attack! Good attack in women's clothing, wonderful attack in women's clothing!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooum, I never follow serials. This is the first one. I still want to read Little Salted Fish, Big Brother Cabbage Spirit, and Good Friend.
Ah? Didn't I fully order?
The sun comes out and meows (?
Finished with flowers??ヽ(°▽°)ノ?
(??ω??)?? Love you so much
Hahahahahahahaha is really the source of happiness for me during my exam preparation
Super pretty! This is my favorite sand sculpture! I'm going to check out the author's column! Yay! Finished spreading flowers!
I actually watched it once and laughed so hard at the part about eating tributes.
Women's clothing attack! Good attack in women's clothing, wonderful attack in women's clothing!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooum, I never follow serials. This is the first one. I still want to read Little Salted Fish, Big Brother Cabbage Spirit, and Good Friend.
Ah? Didn't I fully order?
The sun comes out and meows (?
Finished with flowers??ヽ(°▽°)ノ?
(??ω??)?? Love you so much
Hahahahahahahaha is really the source of happiness for me during my exam preparation
Super pretty! This is my favorite sand sculpture! I'm going to check out the author's column! Yay! Finished spreading flowers!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Finished Spreading Flowers Spreading Flowers