Transmigrated Into the Heroine of a Secret Crush Story

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Blurb

Couple: An adorable-looking, resolute top student focused on the college entrance exam × an athletic, sweetly silly underachiever

As an overworked office drone, Kang You picked up a secret-crush novel from the rankings. It promised mutual pining and a love story where both parties pursued each other.

Before reading, Kang You: Wow, I love this kind of secret, heart-fluttering happiness. Bring on the sweet-and-sour romance!

After reading, Kang You: What the hell is this plot? The heroine gets abused from beginning to end. This is a total bait and switch!! (Cue a torrent of curses.)

As luck would have it, Kang You transmigrated into the novel as its tragic heroine. Thankfully, she got a Study System.

Though it had to undergo emergency maintenance because her Affection Value had maxed out, and she could only check her personal Affection Value for now, once unlocked, the System was an absolute golden finger.

"Congratulations, Host. System maintenance complete. You have received 10,000 EXP as a new-user bonus."

"Study practice problems for one hour: 100 EXP."

"Complete a physics exam: 50 EXP."

"Recite Encouragement to Learning: 30 EXP."

To escape her fate of missing the college entrance exam and possibly ending up in a psychiatric hospital in the future, she works hard at her studies, determined to change her destiny.

Along the way, she sensibly spends her EXP to redeem items.

Her attitude toward Qiao Yizhou, the original male lead: You lousy man, don't get in the way of my college entrance exam! If someone's going to a psychiatric hospital in the future, let it be you!

Her attitude toward Lu Yunsheng, the original human matchstick: Could you stay a little farther away? You're blocking my view!

Both are each other's first and only partner. All kinds of feedback welcome, but please don't tell me how to write the plot.

Upcoming novel: The Ultimate Guide to the Wife-Chasing Crematorium

You Xinxin is a devoted fan of the wife-chasing crematorium trope.

But after years of scouring all the major online fiction sites, she still hasn't found a book that suits her taste.

Apart from sympathizing with the heroine's frustration, she hasn't caught even a whiff of a proper crematorium.

One night, she clicked on yet another novel loudly advertised as a wife-chasing crematorium.

She finished the whole thing. Great, this crematorium doesn't even work!

It claims to be a wife-chasing crematorium, but it's really just another story about abusing the heroine?!

She couldn't help shouting, "If I were the heroine, I'd make that lousy man suffer a hundred times over for every bit of frustration she went through! A hundred times!"

After her bold declaration, she really did transmigrate into the book, accompanied by a cold voice saying, "Welcome. Please bind your account to the System."

The System told her that the more she tormented the lousy man, body and soul, the more wealth she could earn from the crematorium!

You Xinxin: There's a deal like that?

Before she transmigrated, the male lead's gifts for the heroine were always the wrong size. He often forgot their anniversaries, and he still had a first love he'd secretly pined for over many years...

You couldn't even bring it up. The lousy man would just say, "I love you so much. Can you stop being unreasonable?"

After she transmigrated:

You Xinxin said innocently, "Oh, I thought this was your size. Did I get it wrong?"

Lousy man: "???" You bought the smallest size.

"My husband is really tall. He's 180 centimeters."

Lousy man: "???" I'm 185 centimeters. Round that up and it's 190, thanks.

"Is today an important occasion? I've been so busy lately that I forgot to tell you: there's a marriage we need to end. Let's get divorced."

Lousy man: "???" It's our wedding anniversary! Do you really not love me anymore? I just realized I still love you.

Blurb for The Crematorium I Set on Fire written on July 20, 2021

Theme: Your destiny is in your own hands