[Notice: This book will go VIP this Saturday, May 29. Three chapters will be released that day, so don't miss them, cuties!]
[Please add my upcoming novels The CEO's White Moonlight Is Actually Me and I Became an Actor's Fan and Got Famous to your reading lists! Scroll down to see their blurbs.]
A little miracle doctor transmigrates into the body of a poor wretch who is about to be married off to an old, ugly man. His adoptive parents repay his kindness with betrayal, and even covet the inheritance his parents left him?
The little miracle doctor says: You can deceive me about your feelings, but! You can't steal my money! Making me marry an old man is fine, but marrying an ugly man? No way!
And so:
Murder him and seize the inheritance (no) Save my own skin (yes)
Weak, pitiful wretch (no) Sharp-tongued little miracle doctor (yes)
But the old, ugly man of legend... He's obviously so handsome! [Shouting]
Before long, all the influential families in Jincheng had heard about the strange-tempered little miracle doctor who could cure athlete's foot, hemorrhoids, and lame dogs, and even bring the terminally ill back from the brink.
Everyone: Really? I don't believe it.
Until... a famous invalid who had been bedridden for three years and constantly threatening to kill himself was seen... kicking a soccer ball on a basketball court?
The Zhang family's old patriarch, who had nearly breathed his last, showed up in a park and started... doing square dancing?
And the Li family's young master, who had been confined to a wheelchair all his life because of a congenital disability in his legs... stood up! [Cheers]
Everyone: Dad, look at me!
They all endured the sting of having their faces slapped, then started competing and pulling strings to win the little miracle doctor's favor.
Until they noticed that Mu Jingshao, head of the Mu family, was getting closer and closer to the little miracle doctor...
Everyone: Young people have no respect for leg etiquette!
Mu Jingshao, head of the Mu family, smiled faintly. "Allow me to introduce my wife."
Jiang Huan shook his head and sighed. "Can't be helped. My old man is so handsome. This marriage was a good deal."
Everyone: Well, even so, there's definitely something wrong with your eyes...
[Notes]
1. The top doesn't fit the beauty standards of his own world. But the bottom transmigrated, so his sense of beauty is the same as ours! That means the top is especially handsome! (You can think of it like this: the more handsome we think someone is, the uglier they think he is. [Absolutely deranged])
2. The history of this world is different from ours, so they like strong men, and the more exaggerated the muscles, the better. They also consider cuteness beautiful, so the bottom is cute-looking, but they think he's handsome! (Women are the exception. The beauty standards for women in this world are normal.)
3. Any illnesses in the book are made up if needed, and the prescriptions and treatments are all written haphazardly, so please don't take them seriously! It's all fake, fake! If you insist on arguing, there's nothing I can do. [Shrugs]
[Upcoming Novel 1]: The CEO's White Moonlight Is Actually Me
Chu Xiang inexplicably ends up with a husband. He's great in every way, except that one day Chu Xiang discovers a secret: his husband doesn't love him at all. What's more, his husband has a white moonlight, and whenever he looks at Chu Xiang, it's as if he's looking through him at someone else!
He tells his beloved family about it, but they don't believe him at all and think he's just throwing a tantrum.
Chu Xiang: Excuse me?
He thinks his family has been brainwashed.
Until one day, he returns to the past, ten years earlier, and sees a younger version of his husband before him...
Chu Xiang: You might not believe this, but I'm my husband's white moonlight!
Shen Li grew up with no idea who his parents were. From a young age, he had seen the darkness of the world. He was gloomy and obsessive. Perhaps because he had so little, anything that belonged to him was something he would cling to with all his might.
Even after he ended up in an orphanage, nothing got better. He didn't fit in with the other children his age. Nobody in this world liked him, but he didn't care.
Until he met Chu Xiang, a dainty young boy as beautiful as a doll, with a temper so adorably fiery that, despite secretly protecting Shen Li, he refused to admit it.
Tsundere cuteness...
Shen Li: I want to keep him locked by my side forever, where he can't go anywhere, but I can't bear to see him cry...
Loving you taught me to let go, but you taught me restraint.
Because I love you...
[Upcoming Novel 2]: I Became an Actor's Fan and Got Famous
[Note from March 19, 2021. Screenshot saved.]
Ye Shu is a minor celebrity, so laid-back that he's perfectly happy with his company's food and lodging and his monthly salary of five thousand. But every now and then, he also makes a little money on the side.
Well... he moonlights as a fanatical fan of some unpopular celebrities. He can earn a few hundred yuan for shouting once, and sometimes even get a bonus if he does a good job.
He's good at acting, and male fans are rare, so he can make it to a few events every month and has never slipped up.
Until a video leaks. In it, a gorgeous-looking young man holds up a sign, his face red as he shouts, "Aaaah! Shen Chengyan, I love you!"
Shen Chengyan's fans: Who would've thought? Our award-winning actor has such a handsome male fan. Look at him, he's so excited to see the actor. He must really love him!
Bystanders: Can a face really be that gorgeous? Give me five minutes. I want everything there is to know about this man.
Ye Shu's few fans: This... can't possibly be my idol...
Actor Shen looks at someone. "You like me that much?"
Ye Shu: …
Believe me, this was just an accident.
Until Ye Shu becomes famous throughout the entertainment industry, and his fans dig up dozens of videos. In them, Ye Shu holds up signs, his face red with excitement: "Aaaah! CC, I love you!" "Aaaah! BB, I love you!" "Aaaah! FF, I love you!" "…"
Everyone: …
Actor Shen's face darkens completely when he sees the videos. He looks at someone, a little aggrieved. "Who do you love the most, then?"
Ye Shu: Don't think I can't tell you're pretending. And hey, where are you putting your hands?!
Theme: Live long enough, and you'll meet someone who treats you as special.
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The writing of this paragraph is really bad, the whitewashing was too sudden, and the behavior of the Zhang family elders in the previous section really didn't seem like they were putting their little sister at ease.
It's really hard not to be cared about, but doing illegal things because of it is really... Ugh! She couldn't imagine how her brother felt when he was suffering from illness all the time, or maybe she thought about it but still couldn't get over it because of her family's partiality.
No, I couldn't help it after all. How did the author write the article? Why are there so many typos? Elementary school students don't have so many typos in their homework. It's amazing.
This woman, let me rub it! Really angry
Navel orange navel orange sizzle sizzle
... That's it?
That teacher is also a scumbag
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