Su Li transmigrates into a book on Qidian and becomes a poor, helpless, weak little chipmunk.
On the very first day after transmigrating into the book, he is gravely injured by the demon king villain and nearly dies. To get revenge, and to stay alive, Su Li decides to endure humiliation and work hard to grow stronger!
By sheer luck, Su Li obtains the supreme treasure, the Yin-Yang Ring of Heaven and Earth. He trains day and night, mastering the art of ring tossing, and successfully captures five natural enemies as his underlings.
The arrogant, foul-mouthed weasel: "A chipmunk is just a mouse, isn't it? Filthy!"
Later: "Lili, ride on my back! I'll take you for a spin today!"
The flashy fox who lies through his teeth: "You look delicious. How about coming over for a visit in my stomach?"
Later: "Lili, my tail can prolong your life. Want to try a piece?"
The hot-tempered, shameless cauliflower snake: "Even if I die, I won't submit to a mouse!"
Later: "Lili, who made you angry? I'll go beat them up for you!"
The sinister, selfish bald eagle: "The day you fall into my hands, I'll slowly torture you and make sure you die in agony."
Later: "Lili, this was my fault. Pull out my feathers to vent your anger. Don't bottle it up!"
The poker-faced, taciturn chubby orange cat: "..."
Later: "Lili, they all have ulterior motives. I'm the only one who's truly sincere. Heaven and earth can bear witness."
Somehow, Su Li tames all his natural-enemy underlings. Leading his team of enemy bodyguards, he punches the stinking demon king in the head and kicks the male lead in the groin. His name spreads throughout the demon realm and even the cultivation world, until everyone knows it.
One day, by chance, Su Li accidentally drinks the Buddha's lamp oil. In an instant, he achieves enlightenment and becomes a Buddha.
He devotes himself to Buddhism, cuts off all romantic attachments, and prepares to ascend to the Western Paradise. But at that moment, his ever-loyal natural-enemy underlings forcibly stop him.
Only then does Su Li discover that Underling No. 1, the weasel, is a polar wolverine; Underling No. 2, the flashy fox, is a nine-tailed celestial fox; Underling No. 3, the cauliflower snake, is a venomous demon serpent; and Underling No. 4, the bald eagle... is actually a dragon-eating golden eagle!
And the poker-faced, seemingly dead-eyed chubby orange cat who serves as his mount and spends every day pondering the meaning of demon life is actually the legendary saber-toothed holy tiger, who cultivates both Buddhism and Taoism, transcends karma, and stands on the verge of sainthood?!
Su Li: ...
As the ultimate powerhouse, the saber-toothed holy tiger raises an eyelid and tosses out a Yin-Yang Ring. With a casual flick, he catches Su Li in his arms, looks down at the other natural-enemy underlings, and declares his claim: "Lili is mine."
Then the little chipmunk gives him a hard whack on the head.
The tiger sage doesn't change expression and corrects himself: "I belong to Lili, and Lili belongs to me."
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[Bonus Scene]
A tiny chipmunk has somehow become the king of a pack of ferocious beasts. While the demon realm is stunned, the beasts' underlings all say they refuse to accept it. They raise the banner of justice and plot to revolt, determined to save their beastly bosses!
The tiny chipmunk sits expressionlessly on the throne, holding a peanut, and looks at the beasts. "I hear you're planning a rebellion?"
The beasts: "We wouldn't dare. We wouldn't dare."
They go home and beat up their idiotic underlings, putting down the rebellion. From then on, the demon realm is united.
A fluffy, everyone-loves-them pet story. No betting on love interests. Long live cats and mice.
Tiger Sage gong x Mouse Aotian shou
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A preview of my upcoming novel, The Disabled Lord and His Villainous Husband
Olan suffers from a strange illness: whenever he feels jealous, angry, or furious, his face becomes disfigured. His family treats him as a pawn to be discarded and marries him off to a disabled, disfigured, violent lord on a distant rural planet. The lord forcibly marks him for life, ruining Olan's future and driving him insane.
But the day after being marked, Olan suddenly awakens. He discovers that he is a cannon-fodder villain in a book. Under the influence of the plot, he became obsessed with the original story's second male lead, willing to die for him and doing all manner of evil. Everything that happened to him was engineered by the mastermind behind the scenes, and his fate was entirely the result of his own actions.
Olan can't accept this outcome. Driven to madness by his despair, he decides to join forces with the brutal lord who marked him, clear every obstacle in their way, and overthrow this fake world!
Joseph Delman is an insecure, eccentric, cruel, and violent alpha. A fire destroyed everything he had. Half his face is covered in scars, and both his left leg and right arm have been replaced with mechanical limbs. His family is full of wretched, worthless relatives who hope he'll drop dead every day and eye his wealth like hyenas.
To inherit the planet without trouble, Joseph Delman has to marry an omega with an influential and powerful family background. The ideal match is a noble omega from the imperial capital, but this omega suffers from a strange illness, is unstable, jealous, and quick to anger. His beautiful face has also been disfigured by the illness, and his family has rejected him.
Out of sympathy for someone in a similar plight, Joseph decides to marry this omega. But something goes wrong: he forcibly marks Olan for life. When he wakes, he sees Olan's face, twisted with rage and distorted into ugly folds, filled with pain and despair.
Looking at the familiar expression on Olan's face, Joseph silently pulls him close. "I'll take responsibility for you."
Olan thinks he and Joseph are just two trashy people using each other and licking each other's wounds.
Until one day, jealousy over someone by Joseph's side turns him into an old man. Joseph finds him, wraps him in a tight embrace, and kisses his ugly face. "I love you. I love your passionate, twisted heart and your battered soul."
Theme: Even when you're weak, keep striving to grow stronger and become the master of your own fate
Appearance: The boss and the mount brother Reality: The domineering big cat and his chipmunk wife
There is a way (the old attacker is here to beat people for you)
I guess the third master should be the leader of Tongtian Cult (dog head)
Alang is so cute! I like how silly this is!
As expected of you, Holy Tiger (crossed out) Repair Cat
Press the paws, just think of these little plush animals jumping and jumping to worship the moon, I think they are too cute.
Absolutely, I forgot about it after not updating for so many days
Hahahahahaha, King Kong kitty
Because you are not a weasel, you are probably some ancient evil monster
Wake up, you are a big tiger, not a little kitten!