When Gojo Satoru Meets Lin Daiyu

Gojo Satoru, the Jujutsu world's biggest show-off, has recently had his image completely shattered.

The reason: He snatched a copy of Dream of the Red Chamber from Dazai Osamu, intending to read it before bed, but Lin Daiyu fell out of the book:

"You there... white-haired strongman? Where is this place?"

Gojo Satoru: "Welcome to the happiest planet in the universe!" Time to raise my fictional waifu.

Daiyu's flower-burying poems drew the cursed spirit "Wind, Knives, Frost, and Swords" over to enthusiastically cheer her on: "What a poem! Give us another!"

Gojo Satoru: Is something off about this kind of cheering?

The higher-ups slammed the table. "Hand over the book and the book spirit!" Gojo Satoru flipped the table. "Those rotten old oranges can go to hell..." Before he could finish his threat, Daiyu's tears fell. Boom! The entire conference room was purified until it sparkled, and every higher-up went bald.

Gojo Satoru: My wife's tears are nuclear weapons?

The Yokohama literary crew burst in. Dazai Osamu reached out with deep feeling. "Miss Lin, use your book to help me die for love..." Before he could finish, Nakahara Chuuya kicked him flying. "Die for love, my ass! Can't you see Gojo's trying to pick her up?"

The special-grade cursed spirit "Xue Pan's Rap" charged in. Gojo Satoru was just about to show off how awesome he was...

When Daiyu's brows shot up, and she swung the heavy Dream of the Red Chamber. With a textbook-perfect throw, she smacked the cursed spirit into a sticker.

Daiyu smoothed her hair. "Silence! Did you think my title of 'Grand View Garden's Level Ten Master of Beating People with Words' was just for show?"

Gojo Satoru: "Honey, what happened to you being a delicate girl who cries at the drop of a hat?"

Daiyu's eyes glimmered. "Wukong, you know the crimson pearl repays its debt with tears, but do you know..."

She suddenly leaned close and pressed a finger against his chest. "When my tears run dry, that's the day I tear up the script myself!"

The broken book suddenly sprang open, displaying a blood-red message:

Your wife's rage has hit the ceiling!

Get to the Land of Illusion at once! Before she dismantles Fairy Jing Huan's computer with her flower-burying hoe... retrieve the final chapter manuscript of Dream of the Red Chamber! Otherwise, everyone gets a bad ending!

Gojo Satoru: "Honey, calm down! I'll help you tear up that awful ending Gao E wrote, aaah!"

Warning: Severe OOC

Theme: Fanfiction should not stray too far out of character