Reborn and Happily Ever After with the Strongest Sorcerer

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Blurb:

After Itadori was executed, he was reborn as a high school student named Hoshimi Yuji, with his memories reset and a bunch of utterly indescribable classmates:

Dazai, who shouts "Let's be full of energy!" every day before going river jumping for exercise;

Gintoki, who would gladly shorten his life for sweets and gets into fights with a certain silver-haired guy over parfaits;

Ryoma, who rolls up cursed spirits and uses them as balls;

Naruto, whose jujutsu technique is a golden toilet;

And their teacher:

Kakashi: A white-haired guy with a face mask and a powerful eye technique. I'm your dream guy, aren't I? I don't date students. Wait until you graduate!

Yuji is the beloved, frail and sickly class mascot, hopeless at sports, but he can see other people's feelings and memories. He also has a hypnosis technique that lets him enter dreams, ease negative emotions, and destroy cursed spirits at their source.

But when he gazes into a pair of azure eyes, he sees the moment he was killed... OMG, his enemy from his past life! He needs to stay away from him!

But the guy won't leave him alone. After they go through life and death together, Yuji enters the dream of the strongest jujutsu sorcerer. 5t5 grins brightly: "Hi, wifey!"

Then Yuji hears 5t5's thoughts: My Yuji is so cute! I want to kiss him, hug him, and... Today is another day I don't want to be human!

Yuji: ??

5t5's perspective: I love you, but I killed you with my own hands. I and the whole world owe you... Thank goodness you're back. To hell with the greater good this time. I'll protect you no matter what. You can keep loving the world. I'll love you.

A mad, beautiful, shameless top × an innocent, cheerful savior bottom

The characters belong to the original work. Any out-of-character behavior is my fault.

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5t5 can see through everything with his Six Eyes, but can't be bothered to explain.

Dazai can nullify everything with No Longer Human, and only wants to nullify humanity.

They were bitter rivals in high school and had no contact after graduation. One day, they reunite as teachers at Empty Mirror Academy, a school for students with supernatural problems.

When a "cognitive plague" runs rampant across campus, things get very weird:

Hinata waters the volleyball, Naruto seals ramen.

Atsushi confides in a medical dummy, while Akiko diligently treats the walls.

Conan deduces that the culprit is a marshmallow.

Itadori starts reciting lines from shojo manga...

The mastermind plans to turn the entire school into a "collective brain-dead paradise" during the school festival.

Gojo withstands the cognitive storm. "Bandage freak, if you screw this up, I'll still be more handsome than you as a ghost!"

Dazai fires back, "Don't worry. If you become a ghost, I'll be the first to nullify your existence."

...In the end, when the smoke clears, Gojo bites through Dazai's bloodstained bandages in the ruins and says hoarsely, "Now it's time to nullify the distance between us, partner." After all, by the law of conservation of trouble, romance is just another form of mutual torment, but it's a little more interesting than suicide.

From a distance, Gintoki heckles, "You teachers, cut out the role-play already!"

Theme: Strive onward and never give up