Hua Yanfei, the campus heartthrob of a prestigious university, is addicted to his own good looks, has an incredible background, and has been the talk of the town for seventeen years. That is, until the day he ran into Lan Yi...
Damn! How can this guy look even more like a blade of grass than me?
They had the same style, and his rival was a violent maniac. Best to stay away. But Hua Yanfei was too unlucky: he kept running into him again and again. He tried to avoid him, but couldn't. In the dorm, in class, on the court... The more they crossed paths, the more sparks flew. Their clashes turned into undeniable chemistry. But secrets about their pasts, an unexpected murder, and the cruel tricks of fate eventually left them separated by mountains and seas.
Years later, they met again at a wedding. But they couldn't greet each other with red-rimmed eyes, so Hua Yanfei pretended to be calm and put on a show: "Best buddies for life."
Not long after, Lan Yi, now a top celebrity, pinned him beneath himself and repeated each word slowly: "Right. Best buddies, sharing one bed."
It turned out that when they first met as teenagers, they hadn't tied a knot of enmity, but a red thread that would never come undone.
(All the copywriters have given up on this blurb. Please just read the story.)
School life in the first half, showbiz in the second half, happy ending.
Please add The Obsessed Rival I Knocked Silly to your reading list, mua.
He Muchen and Gu Feng were rivals in love. They got into a vicious fight to win the affections of their crush, but things went awry, and He Muchen knocked Gu Feng silly.
Feeling guilty, He Muchen decided to take him home and care for him until he recovered.
The formerly obsessive Gu Feng turned into a fool called "Gu Fengzi," with only a child's mind left. One day he thought he was a fish, the next a dog. He was also very clingy with He Muchen, eating his food, sleeping in his bed, and wanting to be carried around.
He Muchen thought the silly Gu Feng wasn't as annoying as before, and was even a little... cute?
One day, He Muchen discovered that his crush wasn't so pure after all, but was a shameless homewrecker. And the idiot at home... had regained his senses ages ago!
Gu Feng: No! I'm still big brother's little idiot! Muamua!
Green Tea Crush: I've decided to give up the whole forest and choose one of you!
Gu Feng: I'm out.
He Muchen: I abstain.
We've already sorted things out between ourselves!
One is a hero, the other a romantic. Together, they look down on realism. There may be tears and heartbreak, but with each other by their sides, they have nothing to fear.
Bonus scene:
Crush: Still... weren't you both tops?
Gu Feng: Whoever wins gets to be on top.
Crush: I see... so that means...
He Muchen: Damn it, I was going easy on him!
Related story: Reborn as the Movie Emperor's Little Cutie, currently updating
After an accident, minor celebrity Tang Yuxi and three-and-a-half-year-old Su Mo switched souls. Being in a cute kid's body was okay, but the kid's big brother was his sworn enemy. That was not okay.
His identity had changed, but his sworn enemy's personality hadn't. If I can't beat you, I'll annoy you to death. Wearing Su Mo's face, Tang Yuxi started mouthing off to the world and his big brother alike.
Su Chen: Little bro, isn't my new hairstyle ridiculously cool?
Tang Yuxi: Your head looks like the Earth, with mountains, rivers, and seas.
Su Chen: Little bro, do you want to see me dance hip-hop or jazz?
Tang Yuxi: I want to see you jump rope.
Su Chen: Little bro, watch me perform a paper-eating trick!
Tang Yuxi: Why not perform a shit-eating trick instead?
Feigning innocence, all sweetness with a wicked streak.
Su Chen didn't get mad. He spoiled him rotten instead.
Tang Yuxi: This character... isn't quite what I imagined.
Love makes him omnipotent. Love makes him completely helpless.
One day, he ran into himself...
The original owner, now with the soul of a three-and-a-half-year-old, smiled brightly at Su Chen: Big brother, I want kisses, cuddles, and to be lifted up high!
Tang Yuxi: That's too beautiful a sight. I can't bear to watch...
Theme: Never give up on your ideals, stay positive, and you'll surely find your way to a brilliant life
Damn, are you cheating?
Come on, come on, come on^0^~
Hahahaha, the capitalization is so interesting!
Lan Yi: Okay, okay, you're big, no matter how big you are, you're still down there
Is Lan already interested in Hua?
This artifact is so fucking amazing, hahahahahahaha