The Unhinged Top Won't Act Like a Human

[Upcoming story blurb, now updating: "Why Didn't You Tell Me You Were a Vampire?"]

As technology advanced, vampires gradually evolved until they could go out in the sun and were barely any different from ordinary humans.

Mr. Lawrence, once the strongest fighter in the vampire clan, was getting old. He wanted to find a human partner (a regular blood supply) and spend his remaining years in peace.

Lawrence sent his resume to a dating site, but every potential match turned him down after hearing that he was in poor health and needed to donate 800 cc of blood every month.

Only one person agreed to meet him. Lawrence decided to dress up and seize his chance.

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Harry of the werewolf clan was kicked out of the pack because he still hadn't learned to howl even after coming of age.

He'd heard that werewolves could learn to howl automatically if they fell in love after getting married. To earn his family's approval, Harry set out to find a partner.

But for some reason, every potential match ran away as soon as they saw his muscular physique. Was it really discrimination just because he could eat thirty steamed buns in one sitting?

At last, one day, Harry met a frail human who didn't mind his appetite and was quite pleased with his bulk.

The only slight drawback was that the other man was sickly and needed regular blood transfusions every month.

But for strong Harry, that was a piece of cake. Just 800 cc? Call me hubby, and I'll let them take 2,000 cc!

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[Blurb]

After putting down a rebellion in a foreign land, the emperor's beloved died on the battlefield, and Wen Tan, as the military strategist, couldn't escape blame.

When the army returned in triumph to the capital, he wasn't rewarded with a promotion, nor dismissed and sent home. Instead, he received an imperial edict ordering him into the palace.

The emperor stripped him of his authority and severed his Achilles tendons, turning him into a cripple who couldn't walk.

Then, risking the ridicule of the entire realm, the emperor had him carried into the harem, making him its only male concubine.

The ministers all said the emperor had gone mad.

But perhaps he had finally found an excuse to keep Wen Tan by his side forever.

[Content Warnings]

1. This is genuine melodrama, with all the trimmings.

2. The top forces his love on the bottom and feels no remorse. Proceed with caution if this is a trigger.

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Coming next: "The Senior Brother, a High-Risk Role in a Xianxia Novel"

[Blurb]

One day, Xue Zhujun was meditating in seclusion when a strange book suddenly hit him.

The book said his master would soon bring back a little junior brother from the mortal world. The boy had a gifted spiritual root and extraordinary talent, and would become the light of the righteous path.

Not only that, the junior brother had the legendary "all-men-are-drawn-to-him" physique, making him the object of every man's desire.

His aloof master loved him, and would give up his original ambition for his sake.

His childhood friend and senior brother loved him, and would sever ties with "himself" for his sake.

Even his fated partner loved him, and would defy his entire family and break off their engagement with "him" for his sake.

The "self" in the book grew resentful out of jealousy, because the boy had stolen all the attention that should have been his. He persecuted the "light of the righteous path" at every turn, even secretly colluding with the demonic sect, and was eventually cast out of the sect.

The book only had a first volume, and the story ended abruptly with his expulsion.

Xue Zhujun tossed the book aside with disdain.

What nonsense.

But before long, his master really did bring back a little kid from the mortal world. With the sect's tasks piling up, his master even wanted him to raise the child...

Xue Zhujun looked at the little kid clutching his skirt and refusing to let go, lost in thought…

If he ran now, would he still make it?

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Li Yue had thought he died in the war between the immortals and demons. He never expected to be reborn and return to the past.

He looked at the hypocritical senior brother before him and sneered inwardly.

In his previous life, this man had tormented him in every way, making him suffer endlessly. This time, he would find evidence of his collusion with the demonic sect ahead of time, expose his true face in front of everyone, and stop the war between the immortals and demons!

[Little Scene]

One day, after both of them had revealed their true identities, they decided to swap scripts. After reading them, both were left dumbfounded.

Junior Brother: "What the hell is this, a pampered harem story where everyone loves me? I'm the protagonist of a classic male-led leveling-up story!"

Xue Zhujun: "Damn, why does he get the hot-blooded hero script, while mine turns into a face-slapping story about a vicious male supporting character?"

Is there something wrong with this script or what?

[Content Warnings]

1. This is probably a ridiculous story about two people who both think they're the chosen one, putting on a show for each other.

2. The book has two volumes, but Senior Brother Xue only got the first one. (Try to guess who has the second.)

3. The second volume has a confinement warning. Senior Brother Xue has it rough, and Junior Brother Li is a bit ruthless. (It's unrelated to this world and only happens in a parallel world, but the characters share the same feelings.)

4. A genuinely ridiculous but falsely aloof senior-brother top, doted on by the whole cast. Didn't see that coming, did you? Ahahaha!

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Theme: Keep fighting tenaciously, even in adversity.