[Pre-receipt copy (updated already): "Why didn't you tell me you were a vampire earlier"]
With the advancement of technology, vampires have gradually evolved to be exposed to sunlight, no different from normal humans.
As the strongest fighting force in the vampire race, Mr. Lawrence is getting older and wants to find a human partner (fixed blood pack) to spend his old age peacefully.
Lawrence sent his resume to the dating website, but every blind date was scared to reject his blind date invitation after hearing that he was in poor health and needed to donate 800cc of blood every month.
With only one person willing to meet him, Lawrence decided to dress up and get a chance.
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Harry, a member of the werewolf clan, was expelled from the Werewolf family because he failed to learn howling as an adult.
It is said that the werewolves can automatically learn howl as long as they fall in love after getting married. In order to gain recognition from his family, Harry embarked on the road to find a partner.
But for some reason, every blind date who saw him was so frightened that he quickly left after seeing his strong body. Are you discriminating against him just because you can eat 30 steamed buns in one meal?
Finally one day, Harry met a weak human being. Not only did he not dislike his ability to eat, he was also very satisfied with his big body.
The only fly in the ointment is that the other party is a sick man and needs regular blood transfusions every month.
But this was a piece of cake for the strong Harry. Isn't it just 800cc? Call me hubby, I'll smoke 2000cc for you too!
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