My Cat Turned into Ogata Hyakunosuke

(First things first: OOC warning! OOC warning! OOC warning!) My cat has been ignoring me lately. I've been completely baffled. Then one day, while watching a Hokkaido hot spring travel promotion film my best friend recommended, I suddenly realized my cat had turned into a human! I get it now: he must have developed some worldly desires. Ogata Hyakunosuke: ? (The truth is, my cat has never wanted to pay attention to me.) (Stop saying things that are too true.) (The life of a cat owner who gets snubbed.) (Just kidding.) Modern Golden Kamuy (there's no fan content, so I make my own), Haikyu!!, Bungo Stray Dogs, and more. Once again, OOC is on me, and the silly gay fun belongs to Noda-sensei. Theme: The life of a cat owner who gets snubbed.