Surviving in a High-Speed Honmaru

It all started with a trending topic: #WhyGirlsWon'tLetYouTouchTheirPhonesOrComputers# The reason is simple. You never know what a girl might chat about in private with her bestie or gay bestie. In short, it's a whole lot of smut and bizarre letters. This story: Records of Survival in the Speedy Honmaru (working title) Also known as: Is It Wrong to Get Steamy in the Honmaru? And also known as: I Just Want to Read Something Spicy. I Can't Think of a Title, So This Will Do. [Warning] ※ Cliche tropes. What happens when your own tsukumogami catch you reading smut about male Masters with all the male sword spirits, and all the male sword spirits with female Masters? ※ Irregular updates. It may be a collection of one-shots. If I post something, just give it a look. ※ Legal sleeping rotation (?) Theme: Is It Wrong to Get Steamy in the Honmaru? (It's about romancing the Master)