Our Araki Manor

(Trying hard to build up a stockpile...) Here's the deal: Lu Qiao is in her teens, and her Stand is named Little Dimple. One day, she wakes up to find that her roommates at Morioh Grand Hotel have all suddenly vanished. Someone tells her, "You have to bring them back." Lu Qiao (coolly): My roommates are idiots, but I refuse. Then she gets hit by an enemy Stand and is forced to set out on a journey to call her roommates home for dinner (to eat shit). Have you ever heard of Diavolo, the ruthless businessman? Why does this vampire drill his finger into my temple to suck my blood, like he's drinking beer through a straw poked into the can? What does finding Kira Yoshikage have to do with me, Kawajiri Kosaku? JoJo-level lifeforms love sunbathing in loincloths. Please give the Pillar Men some sunlight. Why do you have the magic KQKQ while he has the magic World World? Did you get a free mug with the purchase? Lu Qiao: It'd be best if everyone just dropped dead out there in the end.jpg [Warning] ※ Kakyoin is dead. You can skip the England arc without affecting the story. Contains a cast of villains, OOC, original settings, silliness, zero logic, and a chaotic timeline. There'll probably be a pairing, likely with a certain blond man. Slow burn. Anyway, just have fun. Ta-da! Theme: