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Xie Xingchen transmigrated into the body of a cannon-fodder uke.
The System's mission for him was to make the male lead hate him, so the male lead and the designated uke could get together.
Xie Xingchen: How hard can that be? I'll just gross him out until he runs for the hills.
The male lead, Ke Su, was pinned to the top of his WeChat contacts. Xie Xingchen sent him a heavily edited photo of himself, so doctored his own mother wouldn't recognize him.
[Ke Su]: ?
[Xie Xingchen]: That's me in the photo. Not impressed?
The other person didn't reply. He must have been disgusted.
Xie Xingchen didn't know whether the male lead was impressed, but he was very pleased with himself.
After that, every few days, Xie Xingchen imitated a sleazy guy and harassed him:
"Hey, handsome, what are you up to?"
"What?" came the reply.
"Just checking if you've been missing me."
"..."
"Hey, handsome, where are you going this weekend?"
"?"
"Are you blushing?"
"No."
"Don't pretend. You've checked my Moments a bunch of times. You like me, don't you?"
"..."
"You keep sending ellipses. Is this your way of playing hard to get?"
"...No."
"Are you trying to get my attention this way?"
One day, while slacking off at work, Xie Xingchen sent him another message. The other person took ages to reply, and the screen kept showing "The other person is typing."
Xie Xingchen figured he must be having an intense inner struggle, wondering whether to delete him.
He looked up and saw his incredibly handsome boss staring at him.
Xie Xingchen quickly said, "Sorry, boss! I'll get back to work right now!"
Who would have thought his boss would walk over, lean down, and trap him with one hand on the desk and the other on the back of Xie Xingchen's chair?
Then the cold-faced, handsome boss asked, not quite sure of himself and clearly out of practice, "Do you want to date me?"
"Huh?" Xie Xingchen glanced aside and saw the brightly lit WeChat screen on his boss's desk.
...So you're Ke Su, boss!!!!
"No, no, it's a misunderstanding." Xie Xingchen, bold online but a coward in person, hurried to explain.
His boss frowned. "You were just saying that to provoke me. I don't believe you."
"...?"
SOS!!
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Later.
Xie Xingchen was lying in bed, playing on his phone, when he looked up and saw Ke Su leaning against the doorway, fresh from the shower.
His face was beaded with water, his features sharply defined, and his physique was strong and well-proportioned.
Ke Su gave him a shy smile, but then said something completely out of place: "Silly, do you like what you see..."
Before he could finish, Xie Xingchen sprang up and clamped a hand over his mouth. "That's enough. Stop talking!"
Help! Why did I try to scare this guy off with cheesy lines in the first place?
Why does this idiot have to learn everything I say!!!!!!
Reader's guide:
A freewheeling story full of playful jokes, with no intention of targeting anyone. It's just for fun.
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Theme: Life is always full of fun.
"I'm very satisfied that the photo is of you"
Such a relaxing and enjoyable cookie!!! Second brush hehe
I like it so much, I feel like all my unhappiness is gone. This is what I want to pursue when reading novels. Woohoo, wow, it's so good to know that there are still such sweet and beautiful feelings in this world!
It's very sweet. Overall, it's a very pure sweet article. It's so sweet. I love it. I love the post. Hehe.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sweet. Qin Si must be very happy too. After all, Daozi Jing is extremely happy now.
It scared me to death. I thought Brother Su would change the Xie Zai in the marriage certificate to the original high-P look, hahahahahaha
The photo is of me, not satisfied?
The photo is of you, I am very satisfied
I'm so satisfied, too. Let's spread the flowers.
Hmm... Let me do some reading comprehension - this is called, answering questions at the end of the article, echoing from beginning to end, and sublimating the theme (?)
Damn it, no privacy is allowed. Is there anything my distinguished VIPs can't see? I have to hide under their beds and watch it every day!
Damn it, why is it gone? The author's little trick of playing hard to get really got me.
"I'm very satisfied that the photo is of you" Such a relaxing and enjoyable cookie!!! Second brush hehe
I like it so much, I feel like all my unhappiness is gone. This is what I want to pursue when reading novels. Woohoo, wow, it's so good to know that there are still such sweet and beautiful feelings in this world!
It's very sweet. Overall, it's a very pure sweet article. It's so sweet. I love it. I love the post. Hehe.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sweet. Qin Si must be very happy too. After all, Daozi Jing is extremely happy now.
It scared me to death. I thought Brother Su would change the Xie Zai in the marriage certificate to the original high-P look, hahahahahaha
The photo is of me, not satisfied? The photo is of you, I am very satisfied I'm so satisfied, too. Let's spread the flowers.
Hmm... Let me do some reading comprehension - this is called, answering questions at the end of the article, echoing from beginning to end, and sublimating the theme (?)
Damn it, no privacy is allowed. Is there anything my distinguished VIPs can't see? I have to hide under their beds and watch it every day!
Damn it, why is it gone? The author's little trick of playing hard to get really got me.
The photo is of me, not satisfied?