Pre-release: My Archrival Only Wants to Be Kept. Please add it to your favorites~
"Blurb" [Not updated daily, feel free to wait until there are more chapters]
Sui Yi accidentally transmigrates into a harem novel and gets his head blown off by the protagonist from the start.
Sui Yi: ...Whoa, now that's exciting.
Even more exciting, the original owner of his body was obsessed with the protagonist and coveted his "high-quality male love interests" A, B, and C.
Sui Yi: ...What an appetite.
A debauched playboy who does whatever he pleases, a useless wastrel, and an ungrateful traitor scheming to seize the family fortune. As the undisputed most hated man around, everyone despises him, but they all wait for him to make a fool of himself so they can enjoy the show.
Scheming Love Interest A disinfects himself obsessively after every encounter with Sui Yi: He's filthy.
Love Interest B, born into a prominent family: Give it up. Even if I went blind, I would never be interested in you.
Love Interest C, who has to go home and inherit his ancestors' fame if he can't make it big: Trying to seduce me? You're not worthy.
Later...
Love Interest A: "I've finished disinfecting myself. Shall we get started?"
Sui Yi: While you're at it, could you disinfect your brain too? Thanks.
Love Interest B: "I'm an adult now. We can do grown-up things."
Sui Yi: Agreed. You can experience the harsh lessons of society now.
Love Interest C: "I don't want to work hard anymore."
Sui Yi: Write out the core socialist values a thousand times.
Sui Yi: This plot has gone off the rails so badly it doesn't even recognize its own family.
Luckily, the heartthrob is still normal. I've raised him into a big white rabbit candy: white, sweet, well-behaved, and big (not really).
Late one night...
The big white rabbit bites his chin, fingers rubbing the back of his neck, voice low and husky: "Am I still not well-behaved enough? Why are you looking for someone else?"
Sui Yi: Let's talk this out. Could you let me pull my pants up first?
Reader's guide:
1. The pairing is set, no betting on love interests. The original novel's uke becomes the seme. Pretty seme x handsome uke. The seme starts out malnourished, then shoots up in height later.
2. This is still self-indulgent comfort food. Younger seme, [strong x strong]. The uke is strong from the start [important: don't reverse the pairing]. The seme grows stronger, then becomes a seductive, obedient tease later on, with plenty of saucy antics.
3. A, B, and C refer to order of appearance, not the amount of screen time.
4. Out of respect for sweet-romance readers' tolerance for angst, I'm not labeling this a sweet romance for now, but there really isn't much serious angst.
Cover art by Sue
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Pre-release blurb for My Archrival Only Wants to Be Kept:
Jing Yan and Sheng Yao are widely recognized as sworn rivals. From national competitions in every subject to the last piece of pork rib in the cafeteria, from top student to school bully, from campus heartthrob to campus belle, there's nothing they don't compete over. They split their wins and losses about evenly, perfectly carrying on the traditions of the Jing and Sheng families and taking them to new heights.
When Sheng Yao beat him for the campus heartthrob title by a single vote, Jing Yan brought flowers too, but his were an upgraded version: a custom luxury funeral wreath.
When Jing Yan snatched the campus belle title first, Sheng Yao graciously sent her a pair of reading glasses, along with an exclusive appointment with an ophthalmologist.
Later, the Sheng family fell from power.
When Jing Yan saw Sheng Yao again, three years had passed.
Jing Yan glanced at the man before him, his gaze landing on the lipstick mark on his shirt collar and the scratches hidden beneath it. He whistled. "You must've had a pretty wild time, Young Master Sheng."
With one arm around the pretty young man beside him, he flirtatiously lifted the boy's chin with the other, his breath brushing the boy's lips. "Watch and learn, sweetheart."
Sheng Yao bent close, his voice low and provocative. "What do you think of me, Young Master Jing?"
Jing Yan smiled. "You? Not tender enough, but you'll do in a pinch."
Sheng Yao only smiled in response, slipping his fingers flirtatiously into Jing Yan's collar. "Compared to the one beside you?"
Jing Yan's eyes darkened. He seized Sheng Yao's wrist and yanked him into his arms. "A little better."
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Completed novel: Top Alpha Is Both Teasing and Mischievous [AB romance], handsome Beta x saucy Alpha, younger seme, strong x strong. Check out my author page if you're interested~
Theme: Only by knowing the hardships of responsibility can one appreciate the joy of fulfilling it.
Responsible Small Theater Sui: "Sexual orientation?" Gu: "Male." Sui: "Nature or nurture?" Gu: "The day after tomorrow." Sui: "Bend it straight?" Gu: "Not really. I bent it myself." The expression under Sui Yu's mask was a little subtle, "Have you got a sweetheart?" Gu: "Yeah." Sui: "Go away. I won't touch anyone who likes you. Don't worry, I'll pay for it." Gu: "It's a lot to ask for a kidney? He is a scumbag, and he is also looking for someone to play with. There is no need for me to protect myself for him, right? I am honest in business, collecting money and doing things." Sui: "I don't like trouble." Gu: "Don't worry, he will never cause you trouble in this life." Sui: "You are still young, be responsible for your own life, and don't do anything you will regret." Gu: "If you like preaching so much, you must lead by example." Sui: I feel like I'm being ridiculed. "Since you insist - come on, click on the column to collect the advance payment." Gu: "... How can you be embarrassed if you don't even have a copywriter?" Sui: "Oh, copywriting is like role-playing. No matter how hard the foreplay is, you will still be the same person in the end." Gu: "I really admire how you can describe the nonsense of copywriting in such a fresh and refined way."
Oops, I don't know why, but this little Sui arouses my affection more than the other delicate babies I see. Maybe it's because I feel like he's always been alone here, taking the blame, my baby.
Urgent, urgent, urgent! Don't worry! Why do we say "Don't worry"? Don't be anxious is an attitude, a kind of relaxation, a kind of not being impatient, and a kind of calmness. Don't be in a hurry to teach us to be humble and convince others with reason; don't be in a hurry to teach us to find another way and win with wisdom. "Don't Worry" embodies the golden mean of Chinese Confucianism and the life philosophy of being open-minded, humble and peaceful. Only by learning not to be impatient can you grow, mature, and be able to adapt to the various situations in the world without being surprised by changes. I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry
If there is no more updates, I might as well say something.
Ha
If you don't come back, we will go crazy... You don't want anything bad to happen! Kneel down and beg you! Woo woo woo
No. . . Teacher - show me one more chapter. Everyone in the comment area can do anything () Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nos. I can't read the next chapter. My whole body is itching.
Why hasn't it been updated? All the flowers of waiting have faded (I broke down and cried, crawled in the dark, caught a cockroach, I gnawed, gnawed, gnawed, yelled, and jumped up and down)
Mummy, when will you come back? Baozi is starving to death.
Mommy, woo woo, when will you come back~