Yuji Itadori's Mom Can Do Anything

After Little Corpse met the brain of her dreams, she accidentally took some of its bloodline memories and became Little Youjin's mother. At first: This seems kind of fun. I'll raise him for a bit, just for kicks. Later: Ahhh, my baby is so adorable! I want him to live a peaceful, happy life and reach a hundred! [The all-powerful, twisted creator of the world smiles sincerely: "Any existence that makes Little Youjin unhappy, even if it only bullies a Yuji from a parallel world... will disappear, all of them."] ※ Little Youjin is notorious for being hopelessly blind to the truth. "My mom is so innocent and gullible, and she's so kind and soft-hearted. She's clingy and cries all the time. What would she do without me?" Worried.jpg The world sneers: Innocent and kind?! The repeatedly forced into massive payouts Pungole, the higher-ups in the jujutsu world, and the monster manager, a fox spirit, all spit blood: Soft-hearted?! But when they band together and risk their lives to expose his mother's true nature, a huge crowd switches sides all at once. Heavenly Restriction Tyrant: She bought my son. Pure Love Warrior: My wife is devoted to protecting her. Twenty-Eight Six Eyes: My best friend is truly blind. Everyone else: ??? ※ After realizing what it meant to be a vessel, Itadori couldn't understand why he should keep living. Then he briefly traveled to a parallel world. Itadori: If I don't live a good life, Mom will destroy the world, right?! Worried.jpg #Not only does he have to grow long ears, act cute, wear little dresses, compete with himself for her affection, and teach himself not to be willful, he also has to stop Mom from breaking the law, spoiling him too much, and turning evil at any moment #I've sacrificed so much for this world (world-weary) ※ 1. The heroine is nonhuman and absolutely obsessed with her son. 2. Probably a brainless wish-fulfillment romp. I'm a beginner, there are tons of original settings, don't scrutinize it too closely, and it'll definitely be out of character. ※ Started writing on March 20, 2021. A birthday fic for Yuji! Let me recommend my next upcoming yuri novel~ Title: So Much for Being the Protagonist's Secret Admirer Yao Xishao is approached by the System and told to play the protagonist's admirer as a tool character, helping save various little worlds by bringing the protagonist gong and shou together. Yao Xishao has just received a wedding invitation from the younger sister she's loved for ten years: "I'm dying laughing. Who'd ever do tha, " System: "As long as you stay in character, each world guarantees a minimum payment of 500,000. At the real-world rate of time, that's one month, so you need to do at least three worlds." Yao Xishao: "That's right, I love this job!" * World One: She's the private secretary of a disabled mogul. She's been secretly in love with her childhood friend since they were kids, but can only introduce her to jobs as the girl next door. Even after the little nanny falls for the mogul, she grits her teeth and creates all sorts of opportunities for the two of them. After receiving the memories, Yao Xishao has just been running around doing things for her childhood friend when her boss summons her home in the middle of the night. The cold, pale mogul, her cheeks flushed with a sickly red, says ominously: "I want to take a bath." Yao Xishao blurts out: "Isn't that inappropriate?" The disabled mogul laughs instead of getting angry. "What, she was nice to you, so now you're going to guard your virtue for her? Have some self-respect! If you're secretly in love with me, then get on with it!" To stay in character, Yao Xishao diligently serves the mogul, whether it's bathing her, washing her hair, getting her dressed, cooking, buying flowers, sharing an ice cream, or sleeping in the same bed... The whole point is to be completely open with the mogul, without a hint of romance. At last, her childhood friend says with utter sincerity: "Sis, I never imagined you'd be willing to use pillow talk to help me get a job. You're my real sister, my one and only sister!" Yao Xishao: "...?" * World Two: She's the movie queen's arranged-marriage partner. The young lady she's pursued for years wants to hide her identity and break into showbiz. To secretly get her access to resources, she even asks her own fiancee for help, bringing the two together before tearfully calling off the engagement. After receiving the memories, Yao Xishao has just heard the young lady say she wants to act alongside the movie queen's friend, and turns around to ask her arranged-marriage partner for help. Yao Xishao: "If you're willing to help, I can be the one to suggest ending our engagement." Then once the two of you hit it off, you can be together openly! Her arranged-marriage partner looks her up and down, scrutinizing her. "You like her that much? Fine, we don't have to rush into ending the engagement. But I need a stupid, lovesick puppy for my new drama, so you're the one. Remember to look at me the way you look at her." Yao Xishao: "...?" * World Three: She's the fake sidekick of a cool campus beauty, but she's been secretly in love for years with the campus bully, the neighbor of the beauty and the widely acknowledged leader of the bad girls. She asks the beauty to pass along a love letter, but forgets to sign it. Through a twist of fate, the bully asks her to help pursue the beauty. After receiving the memories, Yao Xishao has already asked the beauty to pass on the letter when the bully comes to find her. The bully: "I'm sorry. You're a great girl, but you're not my type. Don't waste your time on me." That line wasn't in the script. Yao Xishao stares in confusion and shock, crushed. The widely admired, elegant, cool campus beauty rolls her eyes. "I only helped you out. If I hadn't called the police back then, you both would've been in serious trouble. If all else fails, why not just fall for me?" Yao Xishao: "...?" * *Some chaotic stories with a little pure love mixed in. There are way too many personal kinks in here, and even I don't know what I'm into. Theme: Kind and gentle people deserve to be cherished by the world!