Daddy Is Kind and Handsome [Bungou Stray Dogs]

A Long, who had just single-handedly destroyed more than a dozen of his rival's offices with his bare hands, transmigrated!

He gained a supernatural ability: The Way of the Househusband!

A Long opened an izakaya beneath Wu Zhen Tower.

Welcome to the "Anything You Want Izakaya"~

Eat the owner's cooking and good luck will come your way~

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One day, after the izakaya had closed, A Long was relaxing at home watching TV when an uninvited guest suddenly burst in.

The visitor was tall and long-legged, so devastatingly handsome it was almost tragic, and crying so pitifully it tugged at the heartstrings.

A Long glanced at the TV, where a deranged killer grinned gleefully with a gun in hand, then looked at the handsome man sobbing before him.

Hmm, twins?

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After failing to keep his job confidential, Tanizuka Kosuke was chased for eighteen blocks by a crazed fan and accidentally barged into A Long's home.

Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he was so frightened by the fierce-looking man in front of him, who seemed like a human weapon, that his eyes reddened and his tear ducts went into overdrive.

Sniff, sis, this guy is scary QAQ.

But after Tanizuka Kosuke watched the man make him an adorably cute cat-shaped bento with the fiercest expression...

Mmm, sis, his cooking is so good. I want to marry him =w=.

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The handsome movie star has run away again and again and again!

This time, was he really rescued by a decent-looking little beggar?

Tanizuka Kosuke, a closet pretty-boy fan: I don't mean anything by it, I just...would you be willing to spend your life with me? QAQ.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: ...I have a younger sister.

Tanizuka Kosuke: Okay QAQ.

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The moment A Long stepped outside, he saw Tanizuka Kosuke pacing back and forth in front of his door, looking troubled with red-rimmed eyes.

A Long: What are you doing outside my house, you punk?!

Tanizuka Kosuke's eyes reddened even more. I-I-I... I just wanted to ask if you'd be willing to raise a child with me. Sniff.

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A few days later, A Long brought home a pair of brothers whose parents had died in a plane crash.

A Long: Let's raise them together.

Tanizuka Kosuke: Okay =w=.

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#MyDaughterAndSonAreAlwaysBeingEyedByBratsShouldIGiveThemMyDarkCooking

#WhatDoIDoMyWifeIsSoCuteWhenSheMakesTheCutestFoodWithTheScariestExpression

#ShockingTheHandsomeMovieStarIsActuallyAPitifulVictimOfTheMafiaInPrivate

#EveryoneKeepsShippingTheWrongAdoptiveDadAndDaddyShouldICorrectThem

A crybaby beauty of a movie star gong x an irritable male mom who looks ready to start a fight no matter what he does

We want a male mom! We want a male mom!

Key points:

*Daily updates, daily updates, daily updates!!!

*Extra chapters will drop at random!!!

*I'm super sweet, really, I won't make you suffer!!!

Upcoming original story: "The Unlucky Young Master's College Life"

Also known as "The Unlucky Young Master and His Poker-Faced Wife"

Also known as "Everyone in My College Club Is Evil. How Do I Protect Myself?"

Also known as "What Does It Feel Like to Be Reassigned to a Major That Unexpectedly Suits You?"

Qian Wanyi, known in the martial world as Young Master Qian, is the rich heir of a top-tier family.

He's been cursed with misfortune since childhood, and his life has always been full of twists and turns, riddled with danger.

On the day he reported to college, one unlucky event after another came his way.

First, he took a wrong turn and stumbled into a supernatural incident. He was chosen as the Ghost King's bride and nearly sacrificed by the villagers.

Then a mysterious youth in black appeared out of nowhere, stuck his nose in, and bound himself to Qian Wanyi as his fated partner.

Young Master Qian declared, "I don't want to join your 'Burning Winter.' Leave me alone. I'm just an ordinary rich second-generation kid."

So, having just escaped danger, Young Master Qian tossed the youth in black a black card with no spending limit, then fled by private jet.

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When he returned to campus to register, he was struck by another shocking piece of news!

He'd been reassigned to the school's most unpopular major, folklore studies, by a single point.

The entire department had three stray cats to feed, but only one teacher.

And that teacher was a charlatan who greeted him by saying, "You're doomed to be unlucky your whole life."

And the youth in black he'd given the black card to turned out to be his roommate!

Young Master Qian tried to avert disaster. "We had to do what we had to do in an emergency! The wedding doesn't count!"

The youth in black lowered his eyes in silence and took out the black card. "Here it is. You can't use it without the PIN."

Young Master Qian: "..."

*

Young Master Qian wanted to drop out and study finance overseas, but his teacher stopped him.

The teacher said righteously, "Join us! Let's exorcise spirits together and save the world!"

Young Master Qian replied with complete sincerity, "But I only want to make money."

The teacher fell silent for a moment, then said, "But you'll die if you don't join us."

The thing Young Master Qian trusted least in this life was fate, so he tried to run, but couldn't get away.

He had no choice but to ask his father for help, but his father was mining in South Africa and couldn't come back.

With multiple debuffs stacked against him, Young Master Qian finally cracked.

Just as he was contacting the demolition office to bulldoze the school, a hand suddenly closed around his wrist.

"Don't be afraid. I'll stay with you." The youth in black had a clear, determined gaze, his ink-black eyes reflecting Qian Wanyi's figure.

And then Young Master Qian fell in love, shamefully!

That damn sense of security!

Upcoming fanfic: "On a Berserker-Class Farming Addict Becoming the Six-Eyes Family's Loyal Dog"

Also known as "The Years the Mafia Were Blinded by Lovey-Dovey PDA"

Also known as "They're All Mafia Anyway, So It Doesn't Matter, Right?"

Also known as "The Domineering Tutor's Enchanting Male Wife"

Also known as "This Servant With Two Tricks Up His Sleeve Is Freaking Sweet"

An 185 who hasn't outgrown his chuunibyou phase discovers a family secret? What secret does the golden gun barrel hide?

A magic circle slowly unfolds, and the one who steps out of the golden light turns out to be...a stunningly beautiful man?!

Farming Addict: "Are you my Master?"

185's inner monologue: Suguru, I summoned a demon king from another world and became a magical boy!!!

The demon king is a beauty w.

Farming Addict drops to one knee. "Very well. I, Diarmuid, Berserker and foremost warrior of the Fianna, shall serve you as your Servant from this day onward."

185 takes off the bandages covering his eyes, looks down at the man before him, and grins. "Remember your words, Diarmuid."

Farming Addict: "Yes, my master."

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Back on the Throne of Heroes, Diarmuid could think only of how his previous Master had betrayed and abandoned him.

His maddening hatred caused his class to change from Lancer to Berserker.

Then he was summoned again, and saw his Master's brilliant blue eyes, like stars, and his peerless beauty...

Diarmuid, the Fiancée-Stealing Master-Follower, made up his mind! He would stay far away from his Master's fiancée until the end of the Holy Grail War!

Then he realized...

This world had no Holy Grail War and no other Heroic Spirits. He couldn't go back to the Throne of Heroes at all, could he?!

5T5: "Does Diarmuid want to abandon me and go back to that cold Throne of Heroes?"

Farming Addict: "...No."

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Ever since 5T5 got a Berserker, he has been showing him off everywhere, constantly flaunting his Servant and making all the Mafia suffer through their lovey-dovey displays.

The few kids taught by 5T5 are the biggest victims of all.

Tsuna, Yuji, and Junpei: Thanks for asking. We're used to it by now.

About the way Berserker indulges his Master, the Mafia can only say: Berserker!! That's not spoiling him, that's spoiling him rotten! Do you even know what that means?! You've completely spoiled the guy!!!

Farming Addict: ...Oh.

5T5: See? He's handsome enough for any occasion, can cook, is talented in both letters and arms, and he's loyal. He's mine, mine!

The Mafia: Get lost!!!

Main pairing: 5T5 x Berserker Farming Addict

Theme: A simple, peaceful life is the ideal.