Name: [Wuxia Crossover] His Majesty Got Stuck to the Throne with Super Glue
Author: Su Shang

Synopsis

Also known as How Do I Slack Off After Becoming Emperor of a Martial Arts World?

Also known as A Look at My Cursed Brother

Also known as That Year, When the Apricot Blossoms Were Drenched in Misty Rain, You Said You Were Xi Chao. Perhaps You Were Mine from the Start, Your Majesty. In short: Xi Chao Belongs to Me

Chu Huaiqing transmigrates. In his previous life, he was a ruthless big shot. In this life, he is a diligent young emperor who works hard to govern.

When Big Shot Chu first arrives, he diligently attends court and painstakingly reviews memorials, never late and never leaving early. He is the perfect emperor.

Until he sees a name while grading the imperial examination papers.

He doesn't recognize it, but it looks familiar.

Chief Eunuch: Your Majesty, this is the fourth son of the Hua family. The Hua family has seven sons, and even the youngest is already an adult.

Big Shot: ...Mm... Wait! This isn't the Song Dynasty. This is a martial arts world?

Big Shot Chu gives a soft laugh and tosses aside his vermilion brush. "Whoever wants to be emperor can have the job. I'm off to slack off and become a great hero."

Yet no matter how much he slacks off, he remains firmly on the throne, and no one tries to usurp his power or rebel.

Life is too easy. The big shot sighs.

Big Shot Chu glances at his cousin and says earnestly, "Jiu'er, this is so boring. Why don't you try staging a coup?"

Gong Jiu: "..." Are you seriously not right in the head?

*

One day, Big Shot Chu skips work and leaves the palace. He suddenly feels a drop of water fall on the corner of his eye. He wipes it away with a fingertip and rubs it between his fingers. The fragrance of wine drifts through the air: pear blossom wine.

He looks up and sees a flash of jade. A drunken guest upstairs has spilled a cup of wine, startling a tree full of pear blossoms.

Skin like ice and snow, fragrant and delicate, leaning alone against the railing in the moonlight. The verse describes the pear blossoms, and the person by the window.

Xi Chao: I meant to pay respects to my late mother, but I didn't expect to disturb you, sir. Please forgive me.

Big Shot Chu: If you really want to apologize, tell me your name.

Xi Chao: Xi Chao.

Big Shot Chu: I am Gu Li.

To meet Xi Chao is to mistake a lifetime. To miss Xi Chao is to regret it for a lifetime.

*

Chu Huaiqing knows of Gu Xichao's ambition, but deliberately indulges him. He wants to see just how far that ambition will go.

Xi Chao doesn't believe in love, much less in love within the imperial family, but he stakes everything on Chu Huaiqing.

Chu Huaiqing: Xi Chao, what I want isn't just you.

Xi Chao: Your Majesty, I can only trust you once.

*

A little extra scene

Little Phoenix: Gu Xiaohua, that name of yours is fake, isn't it?

Big Shot Chu: Yeah. You only just figured that out?

Little Phoenix: You don't even try to hide it?!

Big Shot Chu: Hide what? I can't give out my real name. A fake name can be anything. Besides, I took my husband's surname.

Little Phoenix: ...Gulp.

Main CP: Chu Huaiqing x Xi Chao

A laid-back, unbothered big-shot top x a beautiful, ruthless, principled bottom

Important points:

1. The author's headcanon is everywhere. You can read this without knowing the original work.

2. Both top and bottom are a little unhinged.

3. A side CP appears.

4. Due to special circumstances, updates will be as close to daily as possible. Extra chapters will appear at unpredictable times.

6. I haven't figured this out yet.

☆ My Daddy Is Beautiful and Kind

A Long just single-handedly destroyed more than a dozen of his rivals' offices with his bare hands! Then he transmigrates!

He gains a special ability: The Way of the Househusband!

He gets sent to juvenile detention for fighting as soon as he transmigrates, and even picks up a younger brother named Oda Sakunosuke.

After getting out, A Long opens an izakaya downstairs from Wuzhen Tower.

Welcome to the Anything-and-Everything Izakaya!

Eat the boss's cooking and good luck will come your way!

*

One day, after closing the izakaya, A Long is relaxing at home and watching TV when an unexpected guest suddenly bursts in.

The stranger is tall and long-legged, handsome beyond belief, and crying so prettily it makes your heart ache.

A Long looks at the deranged killer on TV, grinning gleefully as he holds a gun, then at the gorgeous man weeping before him.

Wait, are they twins?

*

After failing to keep his job confidential, Tanizuka Kosuke is chased for eighteen blocks by an obsessive fan and accidentally runs into A Long's home.

Before he can catch his breath, the fierce-looking man in front of him, who looks like a lethal weapon, scares him so badly that his eyes turn red and the tears start flowing.

Sob, sis, this guy is so scary QAQ.

But after Tanizuka Kosuke watches this man make him an adorable cat-shaped lunchbox while wearing the fiercest expression imaginable, he thinks he may have misjudged him.

Mm, sis, his cooking is so good. I want to marry him =w=.

*

The handsome celebrity actor has run away again!

And this time, a scruffy-looking beggar has rescued him?

Tanizuka Kosuke, a secret pretty-face enthusiast: I don't mean anything by it, but... would you be willing to live with me for the rest of your life? QAQ.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: ...I have a younger sister.

Tanizuka Kosuke: Okay QAQ.

*

A Long steps outside and sees Tanizuka Kosuke pacing at his front door, looking conflicted, his eyes red.

A Long: What are you doing outside my house, you little brat?!

Tanizuka Kosuke's eyes turn even redder. I-I-I... I just wanted to ask if you'd be willing to raise a child with me. Sob.

*

A few days later, A Long brings home two brothers whose parents died in a plane crash.

A Long: Let's raise them together.

Tanizuka Kosuke: Okay =w=.

*

#My children keep getting pursued by brats. Should I serve them some horrific cooking?#