[Pre-release: My Archrival Became My Dao Companion, I'm the Handsomest Uncle on the Variety Show About Kids] Please add them to your collection! :3
Life-loving, sickly beauty receiving x secretly flamboyant general attacking
Gong Liangke (receiving) x Ge Yanxing (attacking)
Gong Liangke transmigrated into a book as a villainous court astrologer with the same name, an obstacle to the male lead Ge Yanxing's rise to greatness.
The book said the court astrologer was breathtakingly beautiful, wicked to the core, and skilled in alchemy. After framing the male lead and sending him to the frontier, he manipulated the court, and was eventually reduced to ashes.
Gong Liangke: Aside from "breathtakingly beautiful," I don't recognize any of those words...
After he transmigrated into the book, Gong Liangke would suffer a heart condition whenever he changed the plot.
To avoid being reduced to ashes, he kept bouncing back and forth between following the plot and triggering his heart condition.
First, he said to the old emperor, "Summon that man back to the capital, where he will be easier to control."
Then he sent over medicinal pills: "I made too many. General, just have them for fun."
He played the villain flawlessly, yet Ge Yanxing's face turned red beneath its dark scowl.
Gong Liangke: Did I mess up the pills while refining them?
One day, Ge Yanxing came to see him. "Didn't the State Preceptor say that when I returned, you would marry me? Why haven't you mentioned it, even after waiting for months?"
Gong Liangke froze. Back then, he'd said, "If you make it back alive from the frontier, I'll take your surname."
That was a threat, not a confession! I'm your obstacle, not your sweetheart!
[Pre-release 1] My Archrival Became My Dao Companion
Carefree, flamboyant receiving x gentle, refined beauty attacking
Xie Guiyuan (receiving) x Fang Yuan (attacking), mutual unrequited crushes
Xie Guiyuan's spiritual root was a once-in-a-millennium find. As a child, he was "tricked" up the mountain by an old man who practiced cultivation, and became the eldest senior brother among the sect's younger generation.
He bullied his junior brothers and played tricks on his martial uncles, and only grew up without a scratch thanks to the old man's protection.
One day, the old man took in another once-in-a-millennium talent.
The other once-in-a-millennium talent was named Fang Yuan. He was learned, strict with himself, and kind to others... The entire sect liked him.
After hearing all that, Xie Guiyuan rolled his eyes again and again.
The two couldn't stand each other and fought whenever they met.
The old man called them over. "You two have been stuck at a bottleneck for years. I have a solution that will not only help you break through, but might even improve your cultivation techniques."
The two were overjoyed.
The old man continued, "Become Dao companions."
[Pre-release 2] I'm the Handsomest Uncle on the Variety Show About Kids
To gather material for his next novel, online fiction author Qin Zhi kept putting off meeting his online girlfriend in person. He agreed to take his two nephews to a variety show about kids at his sister's request.
Qin Chuchu was a top actress. After giving birth to twins, she made a successful comeback with a suspense film and won Best Actress.
During filming of the variety show Me Through My Child's Eyes, she caught COVID and called Qin Zhi to look after the kids.
Qin Zhi opened the door sleepily, then casually drank the milk belonging to the twins' older brother, Ji Rong, and stole the fried egg belonging to the twins' younger sister, Qin Xinxin.
The two kids were used to it, and even gave him a few cookies and some lettuce they didn't like.
The other groups: a pop star dad holding a concert with his kid, a top student big brother helping his kid with homework so they can finish school and skip grades, and a martial arts champion big sister practicing stances and swordsmanship with her kid.
Qin Zhi's group, on the other hand: all three lounged under the air conditioner with their legs crossed. Ji Rong drank milk, Qin Xinxin munched on watermelon, and Qin Zhi laughed away at his phone, perfectly embodying the saying, "Like uncle, like nephew."
Everyone had given up hope for their group, and their screen time was cut again and again, until guest Wen Yubai arrived.
Wen Yubai had played Qin Chuchu's younger brother in a suspense film. The first thing he said when he walked in was, "Hello, big sister!"
Qin Zhi looked at Qin Chuchu miserably. "Sis, where did you find this random little brother?"
The kids rushed over and sweetly called, "Uncle!"
Qin Zhi fumed helplessly and warned the kids, "Don't go calling random people your uncle!"
The battle between Qin Zhi and Wen Yubai over who got to be the uncle was fierce.
For the kindergarten arts and crafts assignment:
Wen Yubai made a flower-shaped butterfly from sunflower seed shells, while Qin Zhi ran to the park to gather feathers and make a little bird.
Qin Zhi made a toy car out of a cardboard box, so Wen Yubai went to learn welding and made a Transformer.
For the kindergarten parent-child competition:
Qin Zhi trained his biceps like crazy, then lifted Ji Rong and eighty other kids during the competition.
Wen Yubai had a master designer make a princess dress and dressed up as a girl to play princess with Qin Xinxin.
Qin Zhi was furious. Every day, he complained to his online girlfriend about this random uncle and swore he would crush him.
In a later episode, they had to split up and each take one kid. Afraid that Wen Yubai would run off with the kids, Qin Zhi warily asked him to leave his contact information.
After scanning his QR code, Qin Zhi saw that they were already friends.
Seeing the matching couple profile pictures and the contact name "Husband," Qin Zhi was stunned.
Theme: Strive to change your fate and find happiness at last.
Oh ho, I'm interested in pre-payment
Spread flowers🌈🌈🌈 I want to watch the pre-collection of the baby variety show!
The flowers are sprinkled at the end, it looks good.
Great! I was really touched when I saw this. The elders are all gone, and my uncle is still suppressing me. The only sister who loves and cares about me can only give gifts, but cannot meet to celebrate her birthday in person. At this time, what the Imperial Master did was really shocking! He set off fireworks for the general woo woo woo! I also want to see fireworks!
Hahahahaha, one dares to say it and the other dares to believe it
This article is okay, the logic is flawless, and the writing is relatively good. Why don't I see anyone?
Old Emperor: Let's fight. Let's fight. Me: ... Shut up!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha The general has great arm strength
Hahahahahahaha silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?
Hahahahahahahaha, this kid is so stubborn