Blame Him for Being Too Beautiful

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Song Yuhe is beautiful and famously stupid. Raised by androids in a remote backwater with no internet, he has only ever interacted with robotic machines.

One day, an accident sends him into a full-dive game pod, where he enters an android mystery game that no one has ever beaten.

Outside the game, the whole thing is being streamed live on the star network under the title "A Record of a Pretty Idiot Being an Idiot, Despite Not Even Knowing What the Star Network Is." The chat is full of laughter.

Song Yuhe knows nothing about any of this. He carefully analyzes the plot, finds a key character, and reports his conclusion: "Sir, I know who the killer is."

The NPC, Sir, gives him a murderous smile. "Get lost. The story only started five minutes ago."

The chat: "He just sat on a Roomba thinking it was a chair, then muttered, 'Why is the chair moving?' Does this pretty idiot have the brains to solve a mystery?"

Later comments: "Holy crap! He really got the killer right!" "I kneel! Is he actually stupid or not?!"

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When Bo Qiao was young, he took a role as an NPC in a full-dive game and filmed countless excruciating scenes, including "stiff, murderous smiles" and "blank-eyed, idiotic acting."

Thanks to his atrocious acting, the game Heart earned the worst rating in history, and nobody beat it.

Ten years later, Bo Qiao has become a domineering tycoon who controls the economic lifeline of an entire star system. He commands respect without even raising his voice, and exudes effortless swagger.

He thought his embarrassing past had long since been forgotten, and that no one knew about it.

Until one day, a video of a boy beating Heart and Bo Qiao's murderous acting shot to the top of the star network's trending list.

Bo Qiao suffered a complete social death on the spot and packed his bags that very night, leaving this beautiful planet.

After getting off the spaceship, Bo Qiao felt refreshed and full of confidence on the unfamiliar planet.

A change of scenery means life is only just beginning!!

Bo Qiao left the airport, where the person his sister had sent to pick him up was waiting with a sign bearing the name [Bo Qiao]. It was the very little idiot who had ruined his reputation.

Bo Qiao: "..."

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At first, Bo Qiao thought dismissively, "He's so stupid."

Later, Boss Bo exclaimed, "He's wise in his foolishness!"

His friend: "?"

Wake up! He's really stupid!

Note:

1. A terrible-at-their-hobby-but-still-obsessed, thick-skinned, swaggering top x a pretty idiot bottom. One-on-one romance, happy ending.

2. Updates before signing: midnight. After signing: 9 p.m. If an update comes after 11 p.m., I'll make it up with a second chapter sometime later.

3. Feel free to rate the comments however you like, as long as the discussion stays reasonable.

4. I hope you enjoy reading.

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Coming soon: He's So Handsome, He Must Have a Good Reason. Please add it to your favorites.

Blurb:

"Merfolk are dependent and frail, delicate flowers who can only survive by relying on others."

Shang Yun is a top-tier merperson, beautiful and frail, yet he rules the Interstellar Court of Justice with a ruthless hand. He even sends his rival, who is utterly infatuated with him and shares his bed, to a penal exile zone where survival is all but impossible.

Three years later, the wheel of fortune turns. Shang Yun falls from grace and is sent by his own younger brother to an exile zone filled with the most vicious criminals.

Shang Yun wants to keep his head down, but on his third day in the zone, snarling beasts block the way behind him, while ahead stands his smiling, gentle-looking rival.

Shang Yun: "..."

I'm doomed.

His rival hates him to the core, captures Shang Yun alive, and plans to make sashimi and braised fish out of him. But his subordinates keep trying to talk him out of it, every one of them utterly sincere.

"I don't think Shang Yun was the one who used you, deceived you, betrayed you, and stabbed you in the back back then. And even if he was, he was forced into it."

"That's right. Someone as handsome as Shang Yun must have a good reason."

His rival: "????"

A beautiful, treacherous merperson bottom with no excuse x a top who needs a victim

Theme: Don't let conventional ideas constrain you. Just be yourself