My Girlfriend Seems a Little Off [Slight Gender-Bender Themes]

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[Number One at Being Passive-Aggressive, Pride Comes Before Everything, Petty CEO X Fake-Innocent Little White Lotus, Daily Disposable Ding-Dong, Super-Capable Sea Hare]

[Synopsis]

He Yu ran into a girl on his way home from work. She had big eyes and a pretty ponytail, and seemed so delicate and helpless. Too bad she was disabled.

When he heard she worked as a cashier at a supermarket, his kind heart kicked in, and he decided to bring her over to work at his own store.

Day One: A cashier? Standing for ten hours without a break? This isn't a job for a little girl like you!

Day Two: Your family doesn't look after you, so I'll look after you. Don't be afraid.

Day Three: I topped up your phone. From now on, you need to examine yourself three times a day: Did you reply to my text? Did you answer my call? Did you miss me?

Day Four: She's so well-behaved. I want to lock her up at home... He Yu, get a grip! You're a law-abiding citizen!

Day N: ...Hold on. What was that hand-shaped thing you just swept out from under the sofa and threw away?

Shen Liaoxiang: "There was nothing. It was just a leftover chicken foot the kitty carried off."

He Yu, who didn't have a cat, hadn't bought chicken feet, and had never seen a chicken foot bigger than a human hand: ...!!!

The first time he noticed something strange, He Yu found a huge claw his girlfriend had thrown away in the trash.

The second time, he watched his girlfriend use an invisible force to kick a thug from one end of an alley to the other.

The third time, he helped cover up the bonfire where his girlfriend roasted a two-meter-long spider leg in the dormitory courtyard.

The fourth time, he picked up a pair of little scissors and began trimming his girlfriend's tentacles.

The fifth time, his girlfriend used her freshly trimmed tentacles to tie him to the bedpost. "Come on, will you?"

He Yu: I don't think I will!!

A sweet-talking, youthful-looking old monster who slowly lures her prey in Vs. A stubborn Leo boy whose boundaries keep getting pushed

(GB!! GB!! Female lead on top, proceed with caution if that's not your thing!!)

New Novel: "Disposable Boyfriend [GB]"

When Qin Yi crossed the threshold of thirty, he encountered the most absurd thing in his life.

He suspected that his girlfriend of two years was cheating on him, so, at a friend's urging, he pretended to go on a business trip and secretly followed her to catch her in the act.

Instead, he caught his friend's girlfriend in bed.

He caught his friend's girl-friend.

Even more absurdly, after downing three hundred cups, his friend chose to forgive her.

Qin Yi: You're just lusting after her body, you shameless pervert.

He went home resolutely, determined to break up with his girlfriend.

But when he opened the door, his (ex-)girlfriend was using the diamond-encrusted gold knife he'd bought for 88,000 yuan to peel an apple for another girl.

Peeling an apple for another girl.

His ex-girlfriend agreed to the breakup, with only one condition: he had to find a job for her apple-loving friend (lover).

The woman seemed intellectually disabled, had cerebellar atrophy, and no qualifications. But her requirements were a monthly salary of at least 15,000, full social insurance contributions, and no late payments.

Qin Yi's smile slowly twisted. "Perfect... I'm short an assistant. All she needs to do is talk."

Fussy and petty, terminally afflicted with straight-man syndrome CEO X Daily Disposable Ding-Dong Little White Lotus, Cute and Capable Sea Hare

Theme: Even at the bottom of society, you should keep striving