Slaying Rabies with a Sword (The Legend of Sword and Fairy 3)

[Not Western-style! Not translationese!]

"I have spent decades on the boat. In my youth, I followed the army on horseback across the river, fighting with battered troops and torn armor in the Western Corridor. Now I have risen to linger in the clouds. I must ready my gear and sharpen my weapons, look down upon a thousand miles, and bring peace to the realm."

The man sat tall on his horse, approaching with a fierce, upright air and casting a vast shadow. He lifted his chin slightly, his expression arrogant and condescending. His face was pale and harsh. For a moment, Ulysses thought the light coming toward him was almost too dazzling. But in the blink of an eye, he lost the chance to reclaim the high ground.

Ulysses saw the man's lips move. With a hint of mockery, he slowly spoke in a hoarse voice with a strangely musical cadence:

"Foreign barbarian."

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