Nonstandard Life-Form Intake and Clearance Procedures

Shen Danggui has been possessed. The guy possessing him can only come out and move around after Shen falls asleep.

From then on, Shen is sleepy at work, sleepy on the bus, and sleeps fifteen hours a day, only to feel more exhausted than ever...

Director Shen sighs. "You're both monsters. Could you at least be as cute as the others?"

Fang laughs angrily and chops at the table. "How am I not cute?! I'm so damn cute from head to toe!"

There is no hatred without cause, and no love that comes out of nowhere and lasts until death.

There aren't that many coincidences or "accidents" in this world. Most of the time, they're carefully planned.

Tsundere, hot-tempered top who throws punches at the slightest provocation X composed, secretive, warm, and sly-as-a-fox bottom

1v1, younger top, happy ending, formulaic urban fantasy

All people, companies, and events in this novel are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental!

(A little wordy, a little research-heavy... fellow writers, feel free to correct me.)