The Shark Villain Is Crazy and Stupid [Chuishu]

The advance copy of the column "We agreed to divorce within a year, but we won't break up" is at the bottom~ There are beautiful men everywhere in the world of cultivation. After reading the book, Shen Wangzhou found out that it was true, because he slept casually and became the top of the "three". 1. As soon as he got out of the book, he slept with the sect's most powerful being in the world of cultivation and the extremely beautiful master as a busking violinist. After returning to the clan in panic, Shen Wangzhou felt so guilty that he did not dare to look at his master. As if unaware, the master pointed at a sickly and beautiful young man and said, "This is the young disciple left by your master. From now on, he will be your junior brother. We must get along well with him." 2. Shen Wangzhou had no resistance to his junior brother's face, which was "70% similar to his master's". The junior junior brother was also keen on pestering him and being intimate with him all day long. When the internal injury recurred, the pain at the end of his eyes turned red. He pulled at the corner of his clothes and cried angrily: "Senior brother, please leave me alone. Even if I faint from pain, I won't let you have the grievance to heal the injury with me..." Shen Wangzhou:! In order to save people, Shen Wangzhou and his junior brother fought against each other several times day and night. 3. When Shen Wangzhou was almost killed by a big demon, he met the biggest villain in this article - the brutal mermaid who slaughtered all living beings in the three realms and had a beautiful face! The shark brutally killed the big demon, turned around, held his hand lovingly, and asked innocently: "Little monk, do you believe in love at first sight?" Shen Wangzhou: ... If you don't believe it, you may die. Shark has a naturally yinous nature and is very good at teasing. After several flirtations, Shen Wangzhou failed to make a living with him. 4. There are rumors in the world of cultivation that the sharks want to destroy the three realms. When Shen Wangzhou followed all the Immortal Sects to resist, his delicate and weak junior brother broke through the barrier set up by dozens of Nascent Soul cultivators with just a tap of his index finger. The cultivators vomited blood and fell into a coma, but the culprit turned around and lay in his arms, crying: "It's so scary, senior brother, they are going to kill me." Shen Wangzhou:? ? ? The shark and the junior brother are actually the same person! Shen Wangzhou ran back to the Immortal Sect in a panic, but ran straight into his master's arms. His gentle and powerful master hugged his waist affectionately, lay beside his ear, and smiled softly in a shark voice. "Is it because you have had enough fun outside that you remember how good your master is?" Shen Wangzhou: Me @#~%...? This article is also known as "The villain single-handedly turned the JJ novel into a flower market 4. P" "Only children make choices and adults sleep together" "Forced to be the king of the sea is the fish that moves first" Tips 1. Irritated social animal, self-righteous, can't help but flirt with X Green tea fishing type, many vests, shark attack 2. Innocence 1v1, the cover is by Shou, non-exclusively authorized [Yansiji-Ergou], the attacking person is placed on the top of the scarf@emptywucakecake 3. The copy was written on May 21, 2022 and has been screenshotted —————————— Pre-collection of "We agreed to divorce within a year, but I won't break up" Copywriting: [New Year, Marriage First, Love Later] Jiang Lin is twenty-nine this year, the age of three. His family was urging marriage, and he was too lazy to talk about relationships. He wanted to find someone he liked to work with for a year, and then divorce next year as if he had completed the task. The first time I met Chi Yanqing was when I went to pick up my cousin from college on a rainy day. Jiang Lin stood at the door of the classroom with a cigarette in her mouth. The cigarette was not lit, and her eyes were not looking for her cousin. All her eyes were on Professor Chi on the podium. Narrow waist, broad shoulders, long legs, handsome face, elegant and cold temperament—— A few years after graduating from college, these words popped into Jiang Lin's mind. - On the day of the blind date, Jiang Lin saw Chi Yanqing's face across the table and sent a text message to her mother as soon as she went out. I failed this time. Both of them had reasons to get married. Jiang Lin was unilateral and wanted to occupy the other person's mind first, so she just got the certificate in a daze. They agreed in advance to cooperate with each other, pretending to be affectionate in front of their parents, and then went their separate ways - a year later they met at the Civil Affairs Bureau and got divorced. Jiang Lin didn't want to cooperate at all. He seriously had a crush on Chi Yanqing. After receiving the certificate and smoking a cigarette in front of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Jiang Lin had only one word in her head - chase. - Chi Yanqing is as good as outsiders think. A professor from University A, one of the top universities in the country, is full of fairy spirit, and even saying a word to him seems like an offense. Acquaintances didn't think so and called him "sanctimonious" by name when they were drinking. Chi Yanqing lit a cigarette, smiled, and did not deny it. The rules were strict before receiving the certificate. After receiving the certificate, Jiang Lin saw Tian'er coming to the door of the classroom to "pick up his sister" and rushing to pick her up from his class. Chi Yanqing had already seen her thoughts. Even if you see it, you won't point it out, just let people come to you every day. One day when it rained, Chi Yanqing threw his umbrella in the classroom and stood outside the teaching building waiting for Jiang Lin to come over. He smiled and asked him: "Professor Chi, you didn't bring an umbrella? I'll give it to you." Chi Yanqing stopped holding it and said, "Thank you." He took the initiative to get into Jiang Lin's car. - Chi Yanqing was thirty-four, five years older than Jiang Lin, and Jiang Lin couldn't play well inside or out. *The bar owner is attacked vs. The university professor, overtly pursued vs. Secretly flirted with *Only two years ago, age difference is 5, marriage first, love later, same-sex marriageable background *The copy was written on July 7, 2023 and has been screenshotted Intention: Love life and enjoy life.