The Merman Villain Is Crazy and Cunning [Book Transmigration]

Coming soon in my collection: We Agreed to Divorce After a Year, but I'm Not Divorcing. Blurb at the bottom~ The cultivation world is full of handsome men. After transmigrating into a book, Shen Wangzhou discovers it's true, because he casually ends up sleeping with the three most exceptional men in the whole world of cultivation. 1. Right after he transmigrates into the book, he mistakes the most powerful person in the cultivation world, his sect's stunningly beautiful Grandmaster, for a paid musician and sleeps with him. When he hurriedly returns to the sect, Shen Wangzhou feels too guilty to look his master in the eye. His master acts as if nothing is amiss and points to a sickly, beautiful young man. “This is the little disciple your Grandmaster left behind. From now on, he's your junior brother. Treat him well.” 2. Shen Wangzhou can't resist his junior brother's face, which looks “seventy percent like the Grandmaster's.” The junior brother is also fond of clinging to him, spending every day pressed close to him. When his internal injuries flare up, he suffers until the corners of his eyes turn red. Tugging at Shen Wangzhou's sleeve, he whines in a pitiful, affected voice, “Senior Brother, please don't mind me. Even if the pain makes me pass out, I won't make you suffer by cultivating together with me to heal my injuries...” Shen Wangzhou: ! To save him, Shen Wangzhou and his junior brother spend countless days and nights tangled together. 3. When Shen Wangzhou nearly gets killed by a great demon, he meets the story's biggest villain: a brutal merman who has slaughtered the three realms and left countless lives in ruins, all while possessing an unbelievably beautiful face! The merman cruelly slaughters the great demon, then turns around and takes Shen Wangzhou's hand with tender affection, innocently asking, “Little cultivator, do you believe in love at first sight?” Shen Wangzhou: ...If I say no, I might die. Mermen are naturally lustful and exceptionally skilled at seduction. After several rounds of teasing and entanglement, Shen Wangzhou's self-control fails, and they consummate their relationship. 4. Rumors spread throughout the cultivation world that the merman plans to destroy the three realms. When Shen Wangzhou joins the various immortal sects in resisting him, his delicate, sickly junior brother casually taps the barrier with one finger and shatters the formation laid by dozens of Nascent Soul cultivators. The cultivators cough up blood and collapse unconscious. The culprit turns around, buries himself in Shen Wangzhou's arms, and sobs, “That was so scary, Senior Brother. They were going to kill me.” Shen Wangzhou: ??? The merman and the junior brother are the same person! In a panic, Shen Wangzhou runs back to his sect and crashes straight into his Grandmaster. His gentle, powerful Grandmaster wraps an arm around his waist and leans close to his ear, laughing softly in the merman's voice. “Did you have your fill of fun outside, and only then remember how good your Grandmaster is?” Shen Wangzhou: What the @#~%...? Also known as: The Villain Turns a BL Novel into a Brothel All by Himself; Only Kids Have to Choose, Adults Sleep with Everyone; Forced to Be a Player: The Fish Made the First Move A few notes: 1. A short-tempered, overworked, self-important, easily seduced bottom X a teasing, seductive top with many secret identities, a merman 2. Pure one-on-one romance. The cover features the bottom. Non-exclusive authorization: Juan Si Ji - Er Gou. The top's character design is pinned on Weibo: @Kong Wu Bing Bing. 3. Blurb written on May 21, 2022, and saved as a screenshot. Coming soon: We Agreed to Divorce After a Year, but I'm Not Divorcing Blurb: Older man, married first and fall in love later Jiang Lin is twenty-nine this year, almost thirty. His family keeps pushing him to marry. He can't be bothered with romance, so he figures he might as well find someone he likes well enough, marry for a year, then divorce next year and call it a job done. The first time he sees Chi Yanqing is on a rainy day, when he's picking up his cousin from college. Jiang Lin stands at the classroom door with an unlit cigarette between his lips. He isn't looking for his cousin. All his attention is fixed on Professor Chi at the lectern. A slim waist, broad shoulders, long legs, a handsome face, and a refined yet cool demeanor... Years after graduating from college, those are the only words Jiang Lin can think of. - On the day of their blind date, Jiang Lin sees Chi Yanqing's face across the table and immediately sends his mother a text as soon as he steps outside. [I'm done for this time.] They both have reasons they have to get married. Jiang Lin also has the ulterior motive of claiming Chi Yanqing for himself first, so somehow they end up registering their marriage. They agree in advance to cooperate: act affectionate in front of their parents, go their separate ways once they leave, then meet at the civil affairs bureau in a year to get divorced. Jiang Lin never intended to play along. He genuinely likes Chi Yanqing. After registering the marriage, he smokes a cigarette outside the civil affairs bureau. There is only one word on his mind: pursue. - To outsiders, Chi Yanqing seems perfect in every way. A professor at the country's top university, University A, he has an otherworldly air about him. Even saying one extra word to him feels like an offense. People who know him think differently. When they're drinking, they call him “a hypocrite.” Chi Yanqing lights a cigarette and smiles without denying it. Before they registered their marriage, they set strict rules. Afterward, Jiang Lin starts showing up at the classroom every day to “pick up his cousin,” always making sure to come during Chi Yanqing's lectures. Chi Yanqing saw through his intentions long ago. But he doesn't call him out. He lets him come every day. One rainy day, Chi Yanqing leaves his umbrella in the classroom and waits outside the teaching building for Jiang Lin. Smiling, he asks, “Professor Chi, don't have an umbrella? Want me to give you a ride?” Chi Yanqing doesn't put on airs. “Thanks.” He gets into Jiang Lin's car of his own accord. - Chi Yanqing is thirty-four, five years older than Jiang Lin, and Jiang Lin can't get the better of him in any way. * Bar owner bottom VS university professor top, open pursuit VS subtle flirting * Older man, five-year age gap, married first and fall in love later, same-sex marriage is legal in this setting * Blurb written on July 7, 2023, and saved as a screenshot Theme: Love life and enjoy it.