The Possessive Boss Is a Crybaby and a Bully

1. Funny blurb

Xie Yao wrote a fantasy cultivation novel that tormented its protagonist in the beginning and made him invincible later. At the start, the protagonist, Song Huaiyan, was abandoned as a child, envied as he grew up, and betrayed later on, tortured until he was utterly broken.

Just as Xie Yao finished tormenting his protagonist and excitedly prepared to write, "The protagonist is about to make a stunning comeback and crush everyone," Song Huaiyan, drenched in blood and looking as if he had crawled out of the eighteenth level of hell, crawled out of the screen like Sadako.

Song Huaiyan, seething with hatred: "So, how do you want to die?"

Xie Yao: "Huaiyan!! No one in this world loves you except me!!! They really want you dead. I'm the only one who wants to make you stronger."

Song Huaiyan, internally: What kind of bullshit is that? ...Why does it make sense?

2. Another funny blurb

Xie Yao transmigrated to the cultivation world, and from the start, he was in hell mode. Soul Devouring Valley was full of danger, and Song Huaiyan was gravely wounded and on the brink of death.

Xie Yao: "You can't die. If you die, how am I supposed to get home?"

Song Huaiyan: "I've got an idea. We can just die together."

Xie Yao: "..."

The only way to save Song Huaiyan, who was on the verge of death, was dual cultivation.

Song Huaiyan woke from his coma and immediately slapped him hard across the face. "What the hell are you doing?"

Xie Yao stopped.

Song Huaiyan slapped him hard across the face again. "What the hell are you doing?!"

Xie Yao: "..."

[The top with the toughest mouth in the world (according to Song Huaiyan, that's not true) X the bottom with a sharp tongue and the kindest heart, and who is the best-looking person in the world (according to Xie Yao)]

Check out my next planned novel, Qingyun:

Song Shu was born into a wealthy family, spoiled and extravagant by nature, and raised in luxury. At eighteen, he was out in the wilderness amid wind and snow, in a desolate cave, with no fine bed, soft pillow, brocade quilt, or fragrant cushions. He suffered the first pain of his life in misery. Even if he wanted to get revenge, it was too humiliating to speak of, so he let it go.

He thought he would never have anything to do with that man again. Then that man, through careful planning and a steady ascent, became the most powerful official in the Great Xia. He entered the Hanlin Academy as a junior compiler, became a Grand Academician, rose to the Grand Secretariat, and eventually became Chief Grand Secretary. When Song Shu's father, who had always held himself in the highest regard, knelt to greet him, Song Shu knew that Shen Yunan was no longer the man he had once been.

And the secret would remain a secret forever.

But only when his household fell and he was exiled a thousand miles away did he understand that what he had thought was a secret was no secret at all. It was the soft quilts and cotton pillows in the post station rooms along the way, and the soldiers' deference whenever he traveled...

↑ Bottom's perspective

↓ Top's perspective

Spring deepened, and Song Shu lounged by the lamplit window, sneaking time away from his books. A breeze filled his sleeves, while petals from the crabapple trees drifted down and landed in his silky hair. Shen Yunan had urgent government affairs to attend to, but he stopped to gaze at Song Shu for a long moment, then quickly lowered his eyes, suppressing the feelings surging within him.

Months later, autumn leaves turned golden, and pomegranates hung heavy on the branches. Song Shu loved pomegranates and climbed a wall late at night to pick some. Shen Yunan had gone out for a walk and saw him from afar, moonlight enveloping his figure. Shen Yunan sank into a spell of obsession, his heart stirring with a thought: That is my young man. I want to grow old with him, loving him tenderly for the rest of our lives.

The ambitious, powerful Shen Yunan top X the sharp-tongued but soft-hearted, haughty young nobleman Song Shu bottom

Also check out my completed novels:

Reborn as a Star Agent

Reborn: Writing My Way to the Peak of Life

Transmigrated into a Comic as a Rich Man

Accidentally Winning Over a Scum Male Lead from a Web-Novel Platform

I Refuse to Be a Scumbag Anymore [Quick Transmigration]

The Scumbag Is Powerful and Influential [Quick Transmigration]

The Big Shot Pretends to Be Sweet and Adorable [Quick Transmigration]

Theme: Hardship and adversity forge success. Strive with all your might.