I'm the Anxious Film Emperor's Comfort Drug

#Owes 100 million! Top-tier idol Wen Xing went on a luxury shopping spree and has landed on the delinquent debtor blacklist!#

#Shocking! Human nature has been twisted! Wen Xing couldn't win over award-winning actor Gu Hanxuan, so he tried to force himself on him. Pictures as proof!#

Two years ago, Wen Xing had finally won the crown of top-tier idol, only to have someone possess his body overnight. That person destroyed his career, saddled him with an astronomical debt, and even planned to use his body to force himself on top-tier actor Gu Hanxuan.

After going through hell to regain control of his body, Wen Xing opened his eyes to find himself pinning Gu Hanxuan down on a bed. His phone was full of photos of all kinds of "unspeakable" things.

Wen Xing: If I say I'm a victim too, will you believe me?

Gu Hanxuan: "Get off me!"

To pay off his debts, Wen Xing, notorious and hated by everyone, had no choice but to join a suspense reality show, where he had to build up his ex-boyfriend's image as a devoted background-character stepping stone and lapdog.

Little did he know that Gu Hanxuan had also been invited to the show. After a series of twists and turns, the two appeared together, creating a huge buzz that set the internet ablaze. Wen Xing was nearly drowned in spit by netizens and Gu Hanxuan's fans.

Fans: Stay away from Gu Hanxuan, or we'll kill you!

Wen Xing: Don't worry, I have no interest in your precious idol. Who's Gu Hanxuan? Only a dog would like him.

Gu Hanxuan: Hmph.

Later, Wen Xing not only revived his popularity through the show, but became an overnight sensation. In an interview, he openly said he only wanted to focus on his career.

Wen Xing: I refuse to date. Men would only slow down my money-making.

Gu Hanxuan: Playing hard to get.

Then one day, Wen Xing stumbled upon Gu Hanxuan's little secret.

Gu Hanxuan had a strange illness. He suffered from insomnia and nightmares, and his emotions were unstable, making him prone to losing control and acting irrationally.

Even stranger, whenever Gu Hanxuan had an episode, Wen Xing seemed to work like medicine, easing his pain.

Gu Hanxuan pinned him in a corner, the tip of his tongue grazing his teeth. "Your playing-hard-to-get scheme worked. I'm giving you a chance now. Be my comfort drug, on call whenever I want, for a daily wage of one hundred thousand."

Wen Xing had meant to refuse, but at the mention of a hundred thousand a day, his lips drooped.

With tears in his eyes, he agreed reluctantly:

"It's not impossible.

I have one condition.

No funny business."

#I like you and want you all to myself#

#I want to hide you away where nobody else can covet you#

Cold, scheming, obsessive, and unhinged award-winning actor gong x gorgeous, sweet, sunshine shou who only wants to make money

Content warnings:

1. The gong has a lot of strong, original character details. He really is ill, and there's a true "he chases his wife to the crematorium" arc.

2. The shou is a magnet for admirers. He only dated his ex-boyfriend for a week before they broke up, and he'll have lots of suitors later.

3. Both leads are sexually inexperienced, both physically and emotionally. No real-life inspirations, please don't read them into the characters.

4. An entertainment-industry reality show story. New chapters every night at 9 p.m. There are plenty of chapters saved up, so jump in without worry.

5. The author's intelligence is limited. Logic packed its bags and took the train out overnight.

6. Just rounding it out to a lucky number.

Recommended upcoming story: "Falling into a Flower-Market Novel: Obsessive Madmen Become Bewitched by Me". Blurb:

Question:

A: He's nice to you and always keeps you company. He's handsome, but poor.

B: He's a busy CEO. He's handsome but bad-tempered, and you hardly ever see him, but he gives you a monthly allowance of one million.

Who would you choose?

Answer: Choose B, then support A.

Yuan Ruan: I could get used to this kind of happiness!

And so Yuan Ruan transmigrated into the role of a scummy shou side character who chose B and supported A. Both A and B are potential love interests.

He could enjoy the wealth and top-tier looks while dutifully following the plot, without worrying about being held responsible, because A and B would eventually pursue the protagonist shou. And in a flower-market novel, the protagonist shou would be kept by turns, forced into love, and live a shamelessly blissful sex life.

Meanwhile, Yuan Ruan would throw up obstacles to the potential love interests' romance with the protagonist, provoke them, bully the protagonist, and do every bad thing imaginable to drive the plot forward as the most hated villainous side character in the story.

But then one day, he noticed that A and B were looking at him more and more strangely.

At the same time, he discovered that a pair of greedy eyes had been watching him from a shadowy corner of the mansion he lived in every day. They belonged to the biggest hidden twist in the story: potential love interest C.

He tried to run, only to be dragged into a locked room by A and B.

At either end of a dim room stood a red leather sofa. One man toyed with a Swiss Army knife, while the other hid a key and a lighter behind his back.

Their eyes were full of gloom and madness. "Is it really so hard to choose one of us?"

C watched the show from the shadows, deliriously excited.

World Two:

A domineering CEO boyfriend who is so wealthy he could rival a nation, has paralyzed legs, and is rumored to be impotent.

A promiscuous singer ex-boyfriend who pretends to be an O, with a sweet exterior and a dark side.

A legendary shark-murdering madman released from prison for medical treatment.

After several worlds, the System's central brain asked, "You've worked hard. Your world rewards must have piled up into an impressive fortune, right?"

Yuan Ruan, exhausted and overwhelmed: "No. These M-submissives seem to have fucking fallen in love with me."

A sickly, spoiled, self-absorbed cutie shou x an emotionless, fragmented gong

Next story: "The Green-Tea Substitute Shou Awakens". Blurb:

Everyone knew that Fan Huaixi had a little lover who loved him to death, willing to be a substitute for his first love, while Fan Huaixi never even looked at him properly.

Until one day, Fan Huaixi heard him cry out his maternal uncle's name in the throes of passion.

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Bai Tian awakened. On the way to being handed over to powerful men for exploitation, scenes from his future life suddenly flashed through his mind like a movie.

He was a disposable substitute in a danmei novel, destined to follow the side character's plot for his whole life. Though born into a wealthy family, he was a die-hard fan of top-tier star Fan Huaixi. Ten years earlier, Fan Huaixi had saved his life, and Bai Tian fell in love at first sight, giving up everything to repay him.

Fan Huaixi's first love was Bai Tian's adopted brother. Bai Tian didn't mind and willingly became Fan Huaixi's substitute, day after day hoping Fan Huaixi would sleep with him.

To please Fan Huaixi, he handed over all his excellent acting roles to Fan Huaixi's first love.

To get Fan Huaixi to look at him, he saved Fan Huaixi's first love and sacrificed one of his own legs. He also broke with his family, and his grandfather eventually disowned him in a fit of anger. He was left homeless, while his adopted brother inherited everything that should have been his.

But Fan Huaixi never touched him, not even with a finger, before Bai Tian died. He also fell into his adopted brother's trap and was handed over to several powerful men as a plaything. His reputation was ruined, and he died miserably on the street.

After awakening, Bai Tian thought: Am I some kind of hopeless idiot?

To avoid the novel's hellish ending, Bai Tian cut his losses in time. First, he quit being Fan Huaixi's biggest fan and focused on keeping his career afloat. Then he avoided his adopted brother's trap so he wouldn't have to "sacrifice himself" to take a bullet. Finally, he wished his adopted brother and Fan Huaixi would stay together forever, the kind of forever where they'd drop dead on the spot if they ever broke up.

Everyone thought Bai Tian had gone mad, acting out in every possible way to get Fan Huaixi's attention because he couldn't have the man he loved.

But they didn't know that Bai Tian had a secret of his own.

Actually, Fan Huaixi wasn't the one who had saved his life all those years ago. The person who saved him was Fan Huaixi's maternal uncle.

He was the man who had pursued Bai Tian for years without success, but managed to touch his heart in the final moments before his death.

Bai Tian regretted it.

A story with two substitutes

A genuine green tea, clingy, dramatic, sweet and spoiled shou x a carefree top-tier star gong

Both leads are sexually inexperienced, no gong change, and a "he chases his wife to the crematorium" arc

Next story: "The Hardest Matchmaker in History". Blurb:

As a low-level civil servant who had worked diligently in the Heavenly Court's Matchmaker Hall for hundreds of years, Yan Ling had a crush on a god. He was the Heavenly Court's most popular man, adored by everyone and unattainable. Yan Ling could only worship him quietly, like everyone else.

But he had a little secret.

Every night, he dreamed that his crush came to knock on his door, holding roses and smiling tenderly, brighter than the sun.

One day, he accidentally lost several pages of the Marriage Register. And wouldn't you know it, the pages happened to contain his and his crush's match!

Punished by being sent down to the mortal realm, he had to find those pages, only to discover that his partner was none other than his crush!

Yan Ling, with stars in his eyes: I'm totally in! I'm super sweet!

But the next second, the aloof god publicly insulted him.

The god: Stay away from me, you peasants.

Yan Ling: ??

Yan Ling went from fan to hater in a second.

That night, when he dreamed again of Ye Xuan knocking on his door with roses, Yan Ling waited upstairs with a basin of foot-washing water.

A proud, seductive, devastatingly beautiful gong who is a true ghost king and a false celestial god x a sunshine matchmaker shou who secretly has a fan-magnet constitution

Sweet, satisfying romance, face-slapping, true love after the cold shoulder, from fan to hater, underdog's comeback, and a "he chases his wife to the crematorium" arc

The blurb was screenshotted and saved on February 2, 2022, on Weibo: Jinjiang Yuedongyao

Theme: Stay positive and keep charging forward