Obsessive Madmen Are Bewitched by Me [Quick Transmigration]

[Over 200,000 words already written. Read with confidence.]

Question:

A: He's attentive and often keeps you company. He's handsome, but poor.

B: He's a busy CEO. He's handsome, but bad-tempered, and you hardly ever see him. But he'll give you a million a month in spending money.

Who would you choose?

Answer: Choose B, then support A.

Yuan Ruan: I could get used to this kind of happiness!

And so Yuan Ruan transmigrated into the role of a scummy cannon-fodder bottom who chose B and supported A. Both A and B were potential love interests.

He could enjoy the money and top-tier looks while diligently following the plot, with no fear of being held responsible, because A and B would eventually pursue the protagonist bottom. Besides, in this kind of erotica, the protagonist bottom would be kept by one man after another, forced into love, and live a blissfully shameless sex life.

Meanwhile, Yuan Ruan would create obstacle after obstacle for the potential love interests and the protagonist bottom to fall in love, provoke the potential love interests, bully the protagonist bottom, and do every evil thing imaginable to drive the plot forward, becoming the most hated villainous extra in the story.

But one day, he realized that A and B were looking at him in an increasingly strange way.

At the same time, he discovered that in a dark corner of the mansion where he lived, a pair of greedy eyes had been watching him all along. They belonged to the story's biggest hidden card: Potential Love Interest C.

He tried to run, but A and B dragged him into a locked room.

At either end of a dimly lit red leather sofa, one man toyed with a Swiss Army knife, while the other hid a door key and a lighter behind his back.

Their eyes both seemed to conceal gloom and madness. "Is it really so hard to choose just one of us?"

Meanwhile, C watched the show from a shadowy corner, thrilled to the point of madness.

World Two:

A distant, wealthy CEO, rich enough to rival a nation, with paralyzed legs and rumored to be impotent.

A debauched international superstar, pretending to be an Omega, with a sweet exterior and a dark heart.

A bandaged monster lurking in the shadows.

After several worlds, the System's mainframe asked: You've worked hard. Surely your world rewards have piled up into a magnificent hoard?

Yuan Ruan, frazzled and completely overwhelmed: No. These masochists seem to have fucking fallen in love with me.

A sickly, spoiled, narcissistic cutie bottom X an emotionless, fragmented top

Saved on Weibo on October 1, 2023: Yue Dongyao

Next story: The Hardest Matchmaker in History

As a low-ranking civil servant who had diligently worked for centuries in the Matchmaker's Hall in Heaven, Yan Ling had a crush on a god. That man was Heaven's most popular heartthrob, adored by everyone and utterly untouchable. Like everyone else, Yan Ling could only worship him from afar.

But Yan Ling had a little secret.

Every night, he dreamed that his idol came to knock on his door with a bouquet of roses, smiling tenderly, more radiant than the sun.

One day, he accidentally lost a few pages from the Book of Fated Marriages. As luck would have it, one of the missing pages recorded the match between him and his idol!

Punished and sent down to the mortal realm to retrieve the pages, he discovered that his partner in the task was none other than his idol!

Yan Ling, starry-eyed: I can do this! I'm super sweet!

But the very next moment, the aloof idol publicly dissed him.

The idol: Don't come near me, you lowly nobody.

Yan Ling: ???

Yan Ling became a fan-turned-hater in an instant.

And that night, when he dreamed again of Ye Xuan knocking at his door with roses, Yan Ling prepared a basin of foot-washing water upstairs.

Proud, bewitching, truly demonic King of Ghosts posing as a god, stunning top X sunshine matchmaker bottom with a hidden heartthrob aura

Sweet, satisfying, face-slapping, enemies-to-lovers, underdog's comeback, chasing his wife to the crematorium

Next story: He's So Bad, and I Love Him

A great boom rang through the sky, and the Nine Heavens Profound Star made its dazzling entrance. Once awakened, the Profound Star could unite the Three Realms and rule over all the heavens. The good news: it was most likely to awaken in Heaven.

The bad news: it might awaken in the Ghost Realm, too.

The gods of Heaven were frantic. After much deliberation, they decided that the purest and most exalted scion of the Phoenix clan had the highest chance of being the one.

The little phoenix felt the pressure and decided to descend to the Ghost Realm to find the betrothed he had fallen in love with at first sight years ago. The engagement had long since been annulled, but that didn't matter, as long as he could stay by his beloved's side.

Then, to his delight, his beloved treated him to all three classic ways of messing with someone, each one different.

Wait, was this "beloved" a fake, too?

Scheming, beautiful evil god bottom X devoted, white-lotus-like heavenly god top

Younger top, bottom's perspective

The bottom is an evil god with a flawed personality, not a saintly, innocent flower, and the most reviled god in the Three Realms.

The top is a heavenly god, full of unexpected contradictions: a foolish, wealthy, saintly white lotus. Read at your own risk.

Theme: Keeping you alive is the instinctive nature of my love.