[Pre-released article "Talking nonsense in the Love Variety Show has become popular [sand sculpture]" please~ collect it]
Copywriting of this article↓
Bai Zhi, who comes from a wealthy family and is the leader of the top girl group ACE, wakes up and travels to a parallel world.
In the parallel world, she is a well-known idol in the entertainment industry, officially certified as a beautiful waste, and netizens unanimously agree that she is domineering.
Because she fell in love with the actor at first sight, she spent money to enter the men's team talent show where her love rival Bai Yueguang was her mentor, and actually planned to fight with him in public!
Bai Zhi:? ? ?
After the official announcement of the mentor lineup of the men's team's large-scale talent show "National 101", Bai Zhi was ridiculed and posted on the trending search for three days and three nights.
#Shock, vase as a mentor? ! #
Netizen: "A useless person can also be a mentor, I can be my mentor!"
In the show, three of the four mentors hate Bai Zhi, and the remaining one is herself.
Ninety-nine young and handsome trainees, ninety-eight hate Bai Zhi, and the remaining one is face-blind.
There are tens of millions of netizens, half of whom hate Bai Zhi, and the remaining half are rival trolls.
Bai Zhi: Send me back (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻!
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After this men's team talent show started airing, netizens were waiting to see Bai Zhi's jokes.
However, under her guidance, the stage-directed shooting of Little Transparent became a hit.
The peerless vocalist with a cold and magnetic voice, after being trained by her once, he calmed down and listened to her lectures like other trainees.
Little Sun Rapper likes to call her sister.
She is the weak point of the vicious black lotus with its irregular limbs.
Brother Shenyan, who is face blind, only remembers her face.
Guitar, drums, piano; pop music, RAP, rock music; lyrics, composition, choreography... There are only things that can't be said, and there is nothing she can't do.
Netizens were dumbfounded: If she is so powerful, is she still human? ?
And, wait, isn't this show Bai Zhi's personal show? What do these trainees do? ? ?
Trainees: Indifferent.
Later, even the instructors grabbed Bai Zhi's thighs and begged: "Teacher Bai, don't leave. Just talk for a while longer... [Crying]"
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One day, it was discovered again that Bai Zhi spent money to enter the show.
Sailor: "This guy must have a financial backer!"
At this time, Bai Zhi's parents finally showed off their true wealthy status: "Good girl, have you had enough fun? Come back and inherit the family business when you have enough fun..."
Netizens were shocked: "The p-pictures you promised are weird! Are all the luxury houses, bags and yachts you posted about real!?"
Sailor: "...!!!"
I couldn't afford to be black, so I ran away.
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P. S.
1. The heroine is all-powerful, the heroine is the most beautiful, the heroine Su is in heaven! (I just like my inner stand-up comedy)
2. All the trainees have single arrows, the male protagonist Feng Yao, don't admit your mistake.
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Advance copy of the next book "The robot became popular in the sister and brother variety show"↓
Jiang Li, the most powerful bionic robot on planet E082, is known as the ceiling of combat power.
An accident occurred during a certain mission, and she inexplicably became cannon fodder in one of her favorite novels about the Blue Star entertainment industry.
There is also a top-notch younger brother who is careless.
At this time, scandalous information about the top brother was flying everywhere, and the two unfamiliar siblings were invited to participate in a family variety show.
As the female protagonist's control group, Jiang Li and Jiang Heng, the siblings, made many ugly appearances in the variety show and made the audience laugh. However, they were banned after being used as a stepping stone by the female protagonist.
In order to build a spaceship to return home, the strongest robot had to work on the show to earn money.
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Orange Channel's annual heart-warming variety show "In the Name of Family" is about to premiere.
Targeting the top black and red figures, the opponent prepared numerous negative reports, but found that the top sister... She was really too strong!
In the variety show, the guests competed in running, and Jiang Li ran easily.
Netizen: She broke the world record! She actually broke the fucking world record! ! !
Everyone: I'm stupid.
The top brother: I am also stupid.
When it comes to cooking, Jiang Li does it simply.
Netizen: She copied the state banquet! He even made a long-lost traditional Chinese dish! ! !
The ninety-nine-year-old state banquet chef rushed to the variety show without stopping and knelt down to worship him on the spot.
When he was in danger on a deserted island, Jiang Li landed a quick punch.
Netizen: She killed the black bear with one punch. She killed the black bear with one fucking punch! ! !
This world may be fake! (
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This is the daily scene of "In the Name of Family"——
Other groups: Kuhaha does the tasks.
And the younger brother Jiang Heng: lying on the chair, waiting to eat the ready-made food, beating his sister's shoulders, pinching her legs and flattering her, and making her sister's leg pendant.
Netizens yelled: I didn't expect you to be such a top-notch person!
I want to have a sister like this who walks sideways when I go out!
God, you are blind, why don't I have such a strong sister? Woohoo!
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Lu Yizhan, the youngest scientific research leader in China, was asked in an interview how he met Jiang Li.
Facing the camera, the man smiled faintly.
"Actually, I am also a fan of hers."
Not long after, an opponent used their identities to cause trouble.
"Jiang Li is very good, but the scientific research boss's family is a wealthy one, and their family backgrounds are too different, so it's better not to force yourself to compete."
At this time, Jiang Li and his brother's richest parents were found.
Intention: Hard work will never betray yourself
Reader comments
The subsequent reversal caught me off guard, but I was still pleasantly surprised.
Oh my god, when I read the article written more than ten years ago, I felt like I was having a conversation with the author from ten years ago.
The subsequent reversal caught me off guard, but I was still pleasantly surprised.
Oh my god, when I read the article written more than ten years ago, I felt like I was having a conversation with the author from ten years ago.