Talking Nonsense in Lianzong Became Popular [Chuoshu]

[Sand sculpture text, updated daily] Copywriting of this article↓ 1. The movie queen Bai Tan slipped into a book about rebirth in the entertainment industry and became the domineering stepsister of a revengeful heroine. Because he deliberately entangled the male protagonist, he was plotted by the female protagonist and his supporting partner, and he was ultimately ruined. When she came to the stall, she was taking advantage of her relationship to participate in a love show with the male protagonist. The whole Internet was waiting to see a joke, but what they were waiting for was a few nonsense words from Bai Tan. In Lian Zong, the female costar Bai Lian made a point: "Try this dish? He likes it the most." Bai Tan: "Yes, this tomato scrambled eggs has a tomato flavor." During a break in the schedule, I participated in a quiz variety show and all the answers were correct, causing an uproar in the audience. Host: "How did you do that?" "I don't know, I'm confused." Interview with a reporter at the film conference: "How long do you think you can remain popular?" "If you want to know how long I can be popular, let's see how long I can be popular." Netizens: "???" 2. Lian Zong's nonsensical outfit became a hit, and endorsement invitations from major brands came one after another. Bai Tan smiled and said: "Please allow me to introduce my friend. Her image and temperament are very consistent with the positioning of your brand." Well-known directors invite auditions. Bai Tan smiled and said: "Please allow me to introduce my sister. She is a talented actor. She works hard and will never let you down." The first of the five major magazines invites you to take photos of the cover. Bai Tan smiled and said: "Please allow me to introduce my best friend..." Audience: "???" How many best friends do you have? The entire entertainment industry can't give in to you! All the resources that made countless stars in the industry jealous were given away by her, and countless people received her favor. On the surface, he is just an ordinary actor, but unknowingly, he has the strongest connections. Under her seemingly gentle appearance, only those who have fought against her will understand her terror. 3. Later, at the award ceremony, the successful heroines and supporting actresses held trophies in their hands and thanked Bai Tan. "Without Baitan, I wouldn't be where I am today." As a result, Bai Tan has more and more fans and becomes more and more popular. This... The worse it is, the luckier it will be? It was not until later that I realized that the reason why I became famous today was actually secretly manipulated by my best friends... Bai Tan: "Where is my sword?" ​ #After making the heroine and supporting actress my best friends, my best friends formed a group to start a career and support me# ​#I really just want to retire and farm# 1. Everyone's fatal brainstorming, self-guided strategy. 2. The heroine will retire to the countryside. 3. The female protagonist is not married and has a background of the male protagonist. * Advance copy of the next book "The robot became popular in the sister and brother variety show"↓ Jiang Li, the most powerful bionic robot on planet E082, has the ceiling of combat power. During a certain mission, I accidentally became cannon fodder in a book about the Blue Star entertainment industry. The original author of the book was greedy and worshiped money, and he also had a younger brother from a top boy band who was full of dirty information. In a family-oriented variety show, the two siblings who served as the control group of the heroine made many ugly appearances in the show, earning enough laughs from the audience that they were eventually banned. Fortunately, Jiang Li was wearing one. In order to build a spaceship to return to her own planet, she decided to work on the show. - During the running segment of the show, netizens said: The last one did not run. Jiang Li: Not only did he take first place, he also broke the world record. National team (hoarse): We need her! During the cooking session between siblings, netizens: You can tell at a glance that the dishes have not been washed. Jiang Li: Not only did he replicate the state banquet, but he also made famous Chinese lost traditional dishes. Ninety-nine-year-old state banquet chef (offering his knee): I called you master first! Survival on a desert island, netizen: I'm not bragging, a normal person would be a waste when he comes here, such as... (The camera turns to other guests) Jiang Li: Taking off his coat, he violently chopped down trees to build a house with his bare hands, went hunting, and snatched away guests once, twice, and three times (…). The show finally changed from a large-scale group variety show to a complete solo show. Netizen: I will kneel down directly! Also, my sister's waist is really thin (Siha). - Because Jiang Li was so powerful, it didn't take long for unrelated brothers and sisters to spread all over the country. This is the daily scene of "In the Name of Family"—— Other groups: Kuhaha does the tasks. And the younger brother Jiang Heng: lying on the chair, waiting to eat the ready-made food, beating his sister's shoulders, pinching her legs and flattering her, and making her sister's leg pendant. Netizens are jealous to the point of separation: I didn't expect you to be such a top-notch person! God, you are blind, why don't I have such a strong sister? Woohoo! ​But... Netizen: If you can't call me sister, then calling me husband isn't too much! Not long after, China's youngest scientific research leader made a low-key confession and declared his sovereignty: No, it's me who calls you husband, ah, that's not right... ​_ "..." Hey! The heroine who came through the book was shown off, and finally couldn't bear it anymore. One day, she secretly poked fun at it online. "It doesn't matter if Jiang Li is excellent, she is an orphan. The scientific research boss's family is a wealthy one. There is a big difference in family background. It's better not to force yourself to compete. It would be too ugly to look at." Then, Jiang Li and his brother's richest parents were found. "..." Original heroine: Thank you, I'm so impressed :) *The ceiling of force value, Su Zhaotian robot heroine * Main career line, great heroine cool article Purpose: Live hard