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Jiang Li, the most powerful bionic robot on planet E082, has the ceiling of combat power.
During a certain mission, he accidentally became the cannon fodder in a Blue Star entertainment industry article, and he also had a younger brother from a top boy band who had a lot of scandalous information.
In a family-oriented variety show, the two siblings who served as the control group of the heroine made many ugly appearances in the show, earning enough laughs from the audience that they were eventually banned.
Fortunately, Jiang Li was wearing one.
In order to build a spaceship to return to her own planet, she decided to work on the show.
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Orange Channel's annual heart-warming variety show "In the Name of Family" is about to premiere.
Targeting the top black and red figures, the opponent prepared numerous negative reports, but found that the top sister... She was really too strong!
In the variety show, the guests competed in running, and Jiang Li ran easily.
Netizen: She broke the world record! She actually broke the fucking world record! ! !
Everyone: I'm stupid.
The top brother: I am also stupid.
When it comes to cooking, Jiang Li does it simply.
Netizen: She copied the state banquet! He even made a long-lost traditional Chinese dish! ! !
The ninety-nine-year-old state banquet chef rushed to the variety show without stopping and knelt down to worship him on the spot.
When he was in danger on a deserted island, Jiang Li landed a quick punch.
Netizen: She killed the black bear with one punch. She killed the black bear with one fucking punch! ! !
This world may be fake! (.)
Because Jiang Li was so powerful, it didn't take long for unrelated brothers and sisters to spread all over the country.
This is the daily scene of "In the Name of Family"——
Other groups: Kuhaha does the tasks.
And the younger brother Jiang Heng: lying on the chair, waiting to eat the ready-made food, beating his sister's shoulders, pinching her legs and flattering her, and making her sister's leg pendant.
Netizens are jealous to the point of separation:
I didn't expect you to be such a top-notch person!
God, you are blind, why don't I have such a strong sister? Woohoo!
But...
Netizen: If you can't call me sister, then calling me husband isn't too much!
Not long after, China's youngest scientific research leader made a low-key confession and declared his sovereignty:
No, it's me who calls you husband, ah, that's not right...
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"..." Hey!
The heroine who came through the book was shown off, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and one day she posted it on the Internet like crazy.
"It doesn't matter if Jiang Li is excellent, she is an orphan. The scientific research boss's family is a wealthy one. There is a big difference in family background. It's better not to force yourself to compete. It would be too ugly to look at."
Then, Jiang Li and his brother's richest parents were found.
"..." Original heroine: Thank you, I'm so impressed :)
*The ceiling of force value, Su Zhaotian robot heroine
* Main plot, cool story about the heroine
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What do you regret most when you get older?
Lin Dai: Thank you for the invitation. I regret losing weight when I was young, not having time to drink two more cups of milk tea, not having more love...
There are so many things you regret, which one do you want to hear?
At that time, the old lady, who was over seventy years old, had gray hair, lost all her teeth, and was out of breath after taking two steps, was transformed into the cold and mournful idol of a scandal-ridden and declining girl group.
Everyone discovered that the timid and frustrated captain Lin Dai had changed.
She would ask all the members to get up for training in the morning, make breakfast for members with weak stomachs, and even quarrel with the devil's manager for the members!
Member suffered from anorexia due to weight loss.
"You need to lose weight, you're not fat at all!" Lin Dai bought a lot of delicious food for me to eat. Grandma will take care of it if I have anything to do!
The members looked longingly at the luxury goods in the display window.
"Earn money without spending it and let it grow moldy?" No money? Grandma will buy it for you!
The members were physically exhausted from staying up late to train.
"Why train? Grandma will take you to the nightclub (to see the handsome guys)!" The combination of work and rest is for better training!
Okay, no more pretending, I'm going to show my hand——
Grandma was a big shai fan when she was young (shh)
The next day, a nightclub video of the idol girl group leaked.
Audiences across the entire network:! ! !
"Idols are human beings too, and they also have emotions and desires," Lin Dai said after being insulted by the paparazzi. "Don't you like watching beautiful and handsome guys? Watching handsome guys break the law? Oh, then you call the police and let the police arrest me."
Netizen: Too many elements
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Various girl groups have sprung up in China's domestic entertainment industry, but Lin Dai's group is unique and has become popular all over the Internet with its unique attitude.
On the variety show, the program team made a prank on digging holes and bought milk tea and various caloric snacks, hoping to see the foodie persona of the maknae collapse.
Qingchun maknae's eyes lit up: "I like to drink milk tea and eat at roadside stalls. Sister Daidai often buys it for me. Thank you!" After saying this, everything was gone.
On that day, I mentioned the hot search.
The beautiful main dancer's previous boyfriends were all male idols. Reporter: "Everyone is envious of you for being able to fall in love with so many male idols. What do you think of this?"
The main dancer dismissed it: "Dedei said that they are lucky to be able to fall in love with me."
Beauty must be confident. Jpg
She wears extravagant clothes and is supported by a wealthy benefactor. She responded calmly: "My benefactor is Lin Dai. I want to know if the benefactor is okay? Ask her."
Lin Dai:......
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Not long after, Lin Dai relied on her own strength to turn the soon-to-be-disbanded girl group into a top-tier girl group.
Fans: The only girl group in the entertainment industry that is real and unpretentious, you deserve to have a mom idol! There are no meal replacements on the entire network, so you won't lose money if you invest!
Members (wiping away tears) (hoarse. Jpg): Mom, Mom!
Lin Dai (kind): Call me grandma!
Intention: Only by relying on yourself can you be truly powerful