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Hua Zhi, the proud daughter of heaven, comes from a famous family, but she is a cold beauty and extremely pure-hearted. Her wealthy parents and sisters-in-law and brothers were very worried, fearing that one day she would become a monk because she couldn't bear to think about it.
Until one day, Huazhi was bound to a system.
System: You have to participate in the draft and debut in the C position, otherwise you will die.
Huazhi lightly opened her red lips: I'm afraid you're not dreaming.
As soon as he finished speaking, a bolt of lightning fell from the sky.
System: Give you another chance, go or not.
Ten seconds later.
Huazhi pushed aside her afro, revealing a charred little face, and said with cold eyes: "... I'll go."
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Under the pressure of the system, Huazhi worked conscientiously to complete the task every day.
It didn't take long for the team members to suddenly discover that the iceberg beauty in their team, whose temperament was so cool that people couldn't close their legs, was actually an active volcano!
She will break up fights when members of the group are at odds, buy snacks and gifts for each member, and even dance with the members in the practice room until dawn!
Huazhi [wiping sweat]: The dog system is really good at sending tasks, and I finally saved my life.
Members [trembling sound]: Captain, you are so kind!
Huazhi:? ? ?
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When Orange Channel's latest girl group talent show was aired, the entire internet went wild!
Among the dozens of girl group members, a beauty named Huazhi stood out.
After the show was broadcast, fans became fans of her, members of the group became fans of her, and even the instructor became fans of her!
The ice-cold beauty on stage, the warm-hearted person off stage, the contrast is so adorable that I love her so much!
During a stage canvassing session, Huazhi looked serious: "I really want to stay on this stage. Please PICK me and let me debut." Otherwise, I will die.
The crowd [screamed]: "That's not what you said, you are obviously just here to make fun of me!"
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Soon after, when Huazhi's family saw the program, they were shocked:
Wealthy parents: Is this really my precious daughter who can't even act coquettishly?
Two big brothers: Is this really my stupid sister who only knows how to read and write?
Bingshan sister/daughter can actually dance such a cute girl group dance, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Flower branches: = =
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This draft launched the top female group in the entire entertainment industry - QUEEN.
In this girl group, the tomboy who originally had a cropped head and pretended to be a boy has become a glamorous facade, the tearful person has become a tone-deaf gangster, the crybaby has become a popular rapper, and the girl with limb disorders has become a peerless dancer.
And their captain + ACE——
Members [all in unison]: Iceberg Queen! Funny role! Protect the best queen in the world!
Huazhi: I don't have it. I'm not you. Don't talk nonsense.
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There were many famous people, and later Huazhi was ridiculed by the crowd because of her strength.
Anti-Fan: Apart from having a good-looking face, that face is the result of plastic surgery. How can you make a debut like this? Haha, I can do it too.
So her wealthy parents gave Huazhi a Grade 10 piano certificate, a Grade 10 calligraphy certificate, and a certificate from a higher education institution that Huazhi took for fun...
The brothers posted photos of Huazhi Baitian, kindergarten photos, elementary school photos...
Fans: Thank you for your hard work, Queen. She is so good and still comes to the audition. It is definitely true love! !
Haters: Excuse me? ? ? Excuse me and say goodbye.
——I just wanted to participate in the girl group talent show, but accidentally it turned into a sketch live broadcast. —
——The dog system forces me to lead the team to use the ultimate move——
——Wealthy parents, big brothers, can you please stop buying me navy troops——
Socialist Sisterhood
The heroine is the most handsome! Chanting
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2. Plot flow group portrait growth and struggle article, focusing on friendship and plot
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Jiang Li, the most powerful bionic robot on planet E082, has the ceiling of combat power.
During a certain mission, I accidentally became cannon fodder in a book about the Blue Star entertainment industry. The original author of the book was greedy and worshiped money, and he also had a younger brother from a top boy band who was full of dirty information.
In a family-oriented variety show, the two siblings who served as the control group of the heroine made many ugly appearances in the show, earning enough laughs from the audience that they were eventually banned.
Fortunately, Jiang Li was wearing one.
In order to build a spaceship to return to her own planet, she decided to work on the show.
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During the running segment of the show, netizens said: The last one did not run.
Jiang Li: Not only did he take first place, he also broke the world record.
National team (hoarse): We need her!
During the cooking session between siblings, netizens: You can tell at a glance that the dishes have not been washed.
Jiang Li: Not only did he replicate the state banquet, but he also made famous Chinese lost traditional dishes.
Ninety-nine-year-old state banquet chef (offering his knee): I called you master first!
Survival on a desert island, netizen: I'm not bragging, a normal person would be a waste when he comes here, such as... (The camera turns to other guests)
Jiang Li: Taking off his coat, he violently chopped down trees to build a house with his bare hands, went hunting, and snatched away guests once, twice, and three times (…). The show finally changed from a large-scale group variety show to a complete solo show.
Netizen: I will kneel down directly!
Also, my sister's waist is really thin (Siha).
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Because Jiang Li was so powerful, it didn't take long for unrelated brothers and sisters to spread all over the country.
This is the daily scene of "In the Name of Family"——
Other groups: Kuhaha does the tasks.
And the younger brother Jiang Heng: lying on the chair, waiting to eat the ready-made food, beating his sister's shoulders, pinching her legs and flattering her, and making her sister's leg pendant.
Netizens are jealous to the point of separation:
I didn't expect you to be such a top-notch person!
God, you are blind, why don't I have such a strong sister? Woohoo!
But...
Netizen: If you can't call me sister, then calling me husband isn't too much!
Not long after, China's youngest scientific research leader made a low-key confession and declared his sovereignty:
No, it's me who calls you husband, ah, that's not right...
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"..." Hey!
The heroine who came through the book was shown off, and finally couldn't bear it anymore. One day, she secretly poked fun at it online.
"It doesn't matter if Jiang Li is excellent, she is an orphan. The scientific research boss's family is a wealthy one. There is a big difference in family background. It's better not to force yourself to compete. It would be too ugly to look at."
Then, Jiang Li and his brother's richest parents were found.
"..." Original heroine: Thank you, I'm so impressed :)
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Purpose: Live hard