The people of the Blue Dwarf Empire live in exceptional comfort, thanks to their God of War.
But they gradually grow tired of the cold, hard metallic colors covering the stars. They develop a desperate craving for the soft plants of ancient Earth, until even a single blade of foxtail grass sells for a fortune.
One day, a streamer appears out of nowhere.
The streamer is a woman with a lovely figure, but her face is impossible to make out. Living, adorable plants sprout from her palms.
A white-veiled bamboo fungus, tender bamboo shoots, fragrant peach trees laden with sweet fruit...
And that's not all. The woman can also turn these natural ingredients into delicious food.
The entire star system goes wild, bidding up the price of the potted plants and food in her livestream until they sell for astronomical sums, and getting her featured on the homepage.
After she becomes a sensation, the streamer has a mask-filter malfunction one day, revealing her real face.
People mock her, then turn into her biggest fans, gushing over how beautiful she is!
But as they keep fawning over her, they realize... Wait, isn't she that washed-up actress who deliberately tried to get close to the Empire's God of War for attention?
Imperial General Lan Di dominates the stars. His iron-fisted methods strike fear into aliens and give the people a remarkably safe life.
In his spare time, he follows a female streamer because she can grow ancient plants.
The woman says sincerely, "These are real plants! I have seeds and the know-how, plus a special space that can regulate temperature and humidity and recreate Earth's environment."
But the Empire regulates all special spaces, so the woman keeps making things up.
"The general gave me the space himself."
Lan Di: "..."
Lan Di discovers that the woman used to be an actress, but the internet turned against her after she spread rumors that the two of them were lovers.
Lan Di: She has a history of this? I won't let her off lightly!
And then...
Then the woman makes him a mushroom grow kit to play with.
Hugging the kit and beaming, Lan Di tells his beloved subjects, "If you love me, buy fewer potted plants from my wife."
There's not enough for him as it is!
Coming soon in my author profile. Please show it some love: The Noble Consort and the Empress Team Up on a Mother-in-Law Reality Show
Hua Luojiao is the most beautiful noble consort in the empire, while Zhuge Fanchi is the empress who rules the inner palace.
They spent their whole lives fighting each other, and somehow turned the emperor into a mere background character.
When they wake up again, they have become the two matriarchs of a wealthy family. Their sons are cousins: one married a sweet, gentle top-tier star, and the other married a resilient, clever actress.
The two mother-in-law and daughter-in-law pairs go on a reality show, sparking countless rumors.
Rumor one: Leyan's mother-in-law is the uncultured, old, fat country wife her father-in-law brought home from the countryside. Yuck!
Rumor two: Sun Yafan's mother-in-law is poor, stingy, and hopelessly old-fashioned. Being her daughter-in-law must be the worst luck in the world!
Hua Luojiao's mouth twitches. "O-old and fat?!"
Zhuge Fanchi facepalms. "Old-fashioned?!"
On the first day of filming, the two mothers-in-law arrive in style. One wears a qipao, with bold red lipstick and a lively smile that dazzles everyone.
The other looks like a cool, domineering male anime villain, with a smile that steals hearts.
Netizens: Are these really mothers-in-law?!
On the show, the two mothers-in-law compete to outshine one another, effortlessly leaving every other team in the dust.
Hua Luojiao makes exquisite traditional beauty and makeup products for her daughter-in-law, turning her into a peerless fairy. When her daughter-in-law walks the red carpet, Hua Luojiao personally sews her a dress covered in golden threads and a thousand butterflies, making her the star of the show.
When Zhuge Fanchi's daughter-in-law is bullied by her company, she destroys the old company and promptly gives her daughter-in-law a new one to run as its boss.
Hua Luojiao: The most important thing for a woman is to be happy and beautiful. Better to make your husband angry than to make yourself miserable!
Zhuge Fanchi: Have a son? Even back when my husband had a throne to pass on, he didn't dare force me to give him a son!
Together: There's a mistress? Let Mom handle it! Mom is the founding master of palace intrigue. If all else fails, dump both the man and the mistress and become empress yourself!
The two daughters-in-law: Enough, enough! We can't take any more, Mothers!
Netizens: My biggest dream is for the Fan-Hua couple to have a baby and marry me!
Theme: Seize business opportunities and work hard
Hahahahahahahahahaha, the male protagonist likes plants so much, the female protagonist should let him grow a green grassland on his head, he will definitely be happy_(:з∠)_
This bestie is really a bad guy
Pineapples don't grow on trees! Is this changing for Interstellar? What to do with the big pineapple tree?
Ah, spicy crayfish!!!
Why don't we live on another planet, serve a bowl and eat, put aside the swearing, if the heroine is a real person, there is no way she doesn't have a grudge in her heart, right?
Ah, this, that 6 is just to make up the word count...
What's going on with the string of 666 in the middle hahahahaha
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Randy: I will definitely save you! After all, you are a mobile plant library (/doghead)
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