I Conquered Half the Immortal Realm After Dying Suddenly

[New novel, Card Boyfriend, currently being drafted~ Please add it to your collection! Blurb at the bottom]

Seriously ill and abandoned by her parents... Lin Zhi once thought her life was destined to have a bad ending.

Then, on her sixteenth birthday, a handsome immortal in a flight jacket descended from the heavens. After seeing what Lin Zhi was reading in her iPad browser, he rolled up the magazine in his hand and smacked her hard on the head.

And then Lin Zhi ascended to immortality on the spot.

When Lin Zhi came to, she felt spiritual energy surging through her body and didn’t know what to do:

#Thanks for the invite. I’m in the Immortal Realm, just got off my ride. Half an hour ago, I became an immortal because of my, ahem, reading preferences#

**

The Literary Immortal lineage has only a handful of disciples. The sect leader, Qi Jueming, felt the pressure of running the place was too much and decided one day to descend to the mortal realm and take on a disciple.

To his dismay, he discovered that his new disciple had nothing going for her but her beauty. All day long, she called him “Master” and waited for him to produce new stories for her to read.

Qi Jueming: “...”

He handed Lin Zhi a book called Good Words, Sentences, and Paragraphs, then taught her how to use spiritual energy by editing the original text. He spoke earnestly:

“Keep this book for self-defense. I have no other expectations for you right now. Just survive here.”

Unexpectedly, before long, Lin Zhi mastered the power to manipulate words and made a name for herself in the Immortal Realm:

“My lord! The ‘comer’ has been hanging on the wall for three days!” She changed one character and left a disciple from another clan, who had come to provoke them, hanging from the wall.

“You’ve only lost a leg, but he’s lost his entire ‘brain’!” She swapped out the word “love” and helped smash a scumbag’s skull.

“‘The most precious thing a person has is not just life. Although each person only gets one life, when he looks back on the past, he should have lived it like this...’” She replaced the entire sentence with her own and sat cross-legged to lecture a villain, whose name made everyone tremble, on the importance of moral education.

At first, Qi Jueming didn’t think much of it. But one day after work, he saw Lin Zhi lounging in the boss’s chair with Good Words, Sentences, and Paragraphs in hand, excitedly writing an original angsty coming-of-age story and trying to cast a spell on him:

“My master is handsome and powerful, but he has a long-hidden secret: he fell deeply in love with me against his will long ago, and cries bitterly and suffers terribly for me behind my back.”

One-on-one. Frail, handsome master, a pure-hearted man who seems experienced on the outside, and a beautiful, sweet-looking disciple who’s actually a true schemer.

Please add the new novel to your collection! Card Boyfriend:

On her sixteenth birthday, Bai Zhi made three wishes over her cake.

She wanted to make lots of money, get a dog, and, if possible, hold hands with different handsome guys.

The candlelight flickered in the darkness. When she opened her eyes, a strange app had appeared on her phone: “Card Boyfriend.”

“Congratulations! You’ve gained access to this dating game! Your card packs have been sent. Draw your destined SSR now!”

Bai Zhi: “...?”

She assumed it was a scam, drew a card at random, and promptly forgot all about it.

Unexpectedly, when she came home the next day, a handsome man with a refined, villainous air was standing in the living room. He pushed up the gold-rimmed glasses on his nose and said:

“You’re finally back.”

Ignoring the burning kitchen and the burst pipe in the bathroom, he politely asked, “Would you like to eat first, take a bath first, or... use me first?”

Bai Zhi: ...

Bai Zhi: There’s no need to rush!

After checking and rechecking that she had the right address, she stepped back, tapped open her phone with a grave expression, and contacted customer service:

“Isn’t your game involved in human trafficking?!”

“I’m a very upright person. I won’t let this go easily!”

“...Send me another 100 card packs, and we can talk.”

**

She sent the gorgeous twin brothers on their way, turned down the mature CEO, then sincerely said goodbye to the sweet junior student.

One day, Bai Zhi, who had collected every card, returned home exhausted and closed her eyes to make three wishes again.

Struggling through a love triangle was exhausting, and men could be terrifying when they got jealous.

She wished she could erase their memories, leave with a fortune, and spend the rest of her life in retirement, counting her interest and sipping wine every day.

The candlelight flickered again. When she opened her eyes, a chain was around her slender ankle. A pair of long, elegant hands reached out of the darkness and covered her eyes, leaving no room for resistance.

“Where do you think you’re going?”

His voice was soft, as though he were singing an aria beside Bai Zhi’s ear. “...I’ve been watching you silently all this time. And yet you want to abandon me, your most loyal dog.”

(2021-03-04, trope screenshot saved)

Theme: Reading is beneficial.