Plucking the God’s Rabbit Tail Bare

[Working on my new story, The Possibility of Winning Over a Frail Immortal Lord with Women's Health Magazines~ Modern cultivation fantasy, please add it to your favorites! Blurb at the bottom. New addition: Card Boyfriend] *Warning: the male lead is an actual rabbit* As a rich heiress, Cen Nian thought that disguising herself and working as an assistant was a brilliant secret. That was, until she walked into an empty lounge one day and found her former crush, whom she'd long since fallen out of love with, sitting on the sofa. With a pop, two fluffy things appeared on top of his head: rabbit ears. Cen Nian: ? Jiang Yuchen: ! They stared at each other as a cold wind seemed to blow through the room. From then on, she served Jiang Yuchen tea and water in public, while in private he… massaged her waist and rubbed her shoulders. * Everyone knew that Jiang Yuchen was the hottest idol around. Tall and handsome, with a cool, sharp look, he was nearly perfect, apart from his bad temper. But no one knew how he humbled himself in front of his pretty little assistant when they were alone. One day, Jiang Yuchen finally lost patience, pinned Cen Nian against the wall, and decided to get tough and put an end to this once and for all. “You can do whatever you want to me.” Jiang Yuchen gritted his teeth and tugged open his collar, swallowing his pride as he wagged his tail. “Or do you prefer money? We can work something out, as long as you promise to keep this secret to yourself…” But the girl, who should have pounced on him like a hungry tiger, clicked her tongue. Her gaze shifted away from the seven-figure bank deposit notification on her phone, and she coolly tied a tight knot in his collar. “Let's talk this out. Could you please have some self-respect?” * By the window, he tends his rabbit paws; before the mirror, he brushes his fur. When he appears, his round tail and long ears are revealed. He goes out to see his wife, who is startled at the sight. After following his idol for two or three years, she learns he's… a rabbit guy. Please add my new story to your favorites! Card Boyfriend: On her sixteenth birthday, Bai Zhi made three wishes over her cake. She wanted to make lots of money, get a dog, and, if possible, hold hands with handsome guys. The candlelight flickered in the darkness. When she opened her eyes again, a strange app had appeared on her phone: “Card Boyfriend.” “Congratulations! You've unlocked this dating game! Your card packs are ready. Draw your destined SSR now!” Bai Zhi: “...?” She assumed it was a scam, randomly drew a card, and promptly forgot about it. But the next day, when she got home, a handsome man with a refined yet wicked air was standing in her living room. He pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses. “You're finally home.” Ignoring the kitchen on fire and the bathroom pipes that had burst, he politely asked, “Would you like to eat first, take a bath first, or… use me first?” Bai Zhi: … Bai Zhi: There's no need to rush! After repeatedly checking her door number, Bai Zhi backed away, clicked open her phone with a solemn expression, and contacted customer service. “Does this game involve human trafficking or something?” “I'm a very upright person. I won't let this slide!” “...Send me a hundred more card packs, and we can talk.” ** She sent off the beautiful twin brothers, turned down the mature CEO, and then sincerely said goodbye to the innocent younger student. One day, Bai Zhi, having collected every card, returned home utterly exhausted and closed her eyes to make three more wishes. Struggling through a love triangle was exhausting, and men could be terrifying when they got jealous. She wished she could erase their memories, leave with a fortune of a million, and start living a peaceful retirement, drinking and counting her interest every day. The candlelight flickered once more. When she opened her eyes, a chain had appeared around her slender ankle. A pair of long hands reached out from the darkness and covered her eyes, leaving no room to resist. “Where do you think you're going?” His voice was soft, as if singing an aria in Bai Zhi's ear. “...I've been watching you quietly all this time. And yet you want to abandon me, your most loyal dog.” My new story, After Dying Suddenly, I Won Over Half the Immortal Realm, is now updating! Come check it out! Theme: Be kind to animals.