***Coming soon: She-Omega Pretends to Be an Alpha and He-Alpha Pretends to Be an Omega in a Forced Marriage, and Gender-Swapped Fake Crematorium. Blurbs are at the very end. Visit my author page to add them to your favorites.
Blurb:
Yun Wangchuan was born with a sword bone and refused to settle for anything less than the perfect match.
By chance, she finally found a treasured sword that suited her.
After spending sweet days together, she successfully formed a bond with him.
Yun Wangchuan: "By the rules of us sword cultivators, you're basically my wife now. I'll protect you."
Sword Spirit: "Mm-hmm."
*
Only then did she learn that she was the villainess in a wish-fulfillment novel about a broken engagement. She was supposed to break off her engagement and humiliate the male lead at his lowest point, and even try to kill him.
Yun Wangchuan: "I do want to break off my engagement with him, but I'll be kind about it. I won't try to kill him. The Heavenly Book got it all wrong."
So she very cordially asked the male lead, Song Ji, to end their engagement.
Song Ji: "Hah! Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west. Never look down on a poor young man!"
Yun Wangchuan: "..."
Song Ji: "You'll only be happy if you marry me and become my virtuous, respectful concubine who obeys the rules for women. Otherwise, you'll spend the rest of your life regretting it!"
Yun Wangchuan: "..."
Song Ji: "You're still refusing to see reason. You infuriate me! Once I've mastered cultivation, the first thing I'll do is smash your villainous sword spirit!"
Yun Wangchuan: "...?!"
What?!
You want to touch my sword?
You actually dare to touch my sword!
And you call my precious sword spirit a villain?!
I'll wreck you!
Do you have any idea that a sword is a sword cultivator's life?! It's my hard-won wife!
The murder of my wife is a grudge that cannot be forgiven! Who cares if you're the male lead? Every time I see you, I'll kill you!
Come on! Let's end this! It's either you or me!
*
Then the sword spirit's true identity was revealed.
He was Yue Chuan, the former ruler of the dynasty, said to have ruled the world while lying atop a mountain of corpses.
Yun Wangchuan: "...Greetings, senior. Goodbye, senior."
The sword spirit curved his lips into a sweet, obedient smile and gently raised a hand to block her path. "But, Master, you were holding me last night and sweetly calling me your wife. After just a few hours apart, are you going to use me and cast me aside?"
They say Yue Chuan was capricious and cruel, sweet-tongued but treacherous.
He smiled on the outside while plotting a thousand ways to chop someone into pieces on the inside.
The sweeter the smile, the harsher the blow.
Yun Wangchuan: Danger!
#Oh no, that male lead may be a terrible person, but he might actually be right#
#...I keep flirting with the villainous final boss. Is it too late to run now?#
The arrogant, unrivaled, pure-hearted swordmaster x the sweet-talking, devious, utterly unhinged ruler of the ages
*She-Omega Pretends to Be an Alpha and He-Alpha Pretends to Be an Omega in a Forced Marriage
[Expected to begin around the end of December]
1.
Qi Ao was a woman who differentiated as an Omega.
But only Alphas could inherit noble titles.
To keep everything from falling into the hands of her enemy, her uncle, Qi Ao had no choice but to pretend to be an Alpha.
She was so beautiful she seemed devoid of life. Her glossy black eyes were perpetually frozen over, and standing still, she looked like the latest model of precision robot.
She loved strategy and never fought hand to hand. She excelled at psychological pressure and dimensionality reduction attacks, crushing her opponents' minds until they broke down and surrendered before she could even face them directly.
Her nickname: "The Female Alpha Peace Ambassador."
2.
Yu Ruzhuo was a man who differentiated as an Alpha.
But his eldest sister, the empire's eldest princess, was ruthlessly ambitious. Every prince and princess with a claim to the throne had died at her hands without exception.
To stay alive for now and bide his time, Yu Ruzhuo had no choice but to pretend to be an Omega.
He wore his hair at shoulder length and had a tall, slender build. He liked to wear elegant, thin-framed glasses, and when he spoke to people, he always had a smile on his lips: a gentleman on the surface, a fake prude underneath.
His eyesight was terrible, so he preferred close combat. His movements were graceful and every blow landed hard. He whispered sweet nothings, but could beat even a combat robot until its shell split and electricity sparked out.
His nickname: "The Male Omega Master of Violent Aesthetics."
3.
One day, the senile ruler of the empire had a sudden inspiration. Thinking the two were a perfect match, he granted them an arranged marriage.
Qi Ao and Yu Ruzhuo: "..."
Qi Ao and Yu Ruzhuo: "Someone save me, someone save me, someone save me, someone save me, someone save me."
Written June 19, 2021
*Gender-Swapped Fake Crematorium
The heroine is the most talented musician in the world of cultivation, brilliant and charming.
Her beauty is incomparable, her grace transcendent, and her cultivation so powerful that no one can match her.
Countless male cultivators pursue her, doing everything they can just to win a smile.
The hero is the one who stayed by her side the longest among the revolving parade of handsome companions.
There was no special reason. She simply thought he was obedient and sensible, unlike the other men who always indulged in delusions about a relationship she could never promise them.
Until the heroine's junior brother returned.
The hero, who had always known his place and never crossed the line, seemed bewitched. Again and again, he asked her in heartbroken confusion whether she had let him stay by her side for so long only because he resembled her junior brother in looks and character.
Even when her junior brother was in danger and near death, and she was prepared to risk her life to save him, the hero still clung to her and refused to let her go.
He looked up at her, pitiful and lovesick. "Yin Yin, have you always treated me as his substitute?"
At last, thoroughly fed up, the heroine glanced at him and smiled. "You're not good enough to be his substitute."
Not long after, the hero and the junior brother both fell into the Divine Cliff. As the heroine struggled to hold on to the hero's hand, he expressionlessly pried her fingers away one by one.
He said coldly, "Yin Yin, don't choose to save me. I'm not good enough."
[Important]
1. A gender-swapped crematorium romance. The flames don't burn very hot. The heroine's pursuit of the hero is less than his unrequited love for her. [Self-imposed retreat. So many stories promise to burn the hero in the crematorium, but barely singe a hair on his head. Are our girlies not worthy of a fake crematorium?]
2. The heroine doesn't like her junior brother. But he likes her, and he's a high-level green tea.
3. The heroine believes in female supremacy. The hero is a lovesick fool. He'll become stronger later, but he'll still be a lovesick fool.
Theme: Only two equal souls can remain in love.
My Dead Husband Came Back to Life the Night I Spent with His Brother
The Sentinel Turns into a Guide Every Night
Earthlings Forced to Pretend to Be Alphas and Omegas
My White Moonlight Came Back to Life After I Remarried
Picking Up Random Puppies Can Lead to Big Trouble
Before and After the Marriage of an Omega Woman Disguised as an Alpha and an Alpha Man Disguised as an Omega
Why Can You Flick Your Tongue Like a Snake?! [Nonhuman]
How Could My Junior Brother Be a Green Tea!
Saving Up Words with Nowhere to Go
Shocking! The White Moonlight Heroine Is Actually the Villain's Biggest Fan
My Ex-Husband Lost His Memory Before Our Divorce
The □□ Heartthrob in a Dark Dating Sim
Ah. Ah?? Finished?? No, a lot of things haven't been explained clearly, right?!! I finished reading this book in two days. I feel that the protagonist CP's previous writing is also more attractive to me, but why does it feel a bit anticlimactic later on? 555555 I want to read the ending of Mingchun and the ending of Kitten, 5555
?? What kind of ending is this? Apart from confirming the protagonist's feelings, it doesn't say anything else. What about immortality? What about Ming Chun? Where's the cat? What about after the war? It's like my breath is stuck in my throat. I can't get up or get down.
Is the younger brother playing a game with the elder brother? This nervousness, excitement, and slander are not his style. I guess Jian Ji is just pretending or fake.
Hahahahahaha, God NM, you are so ugly [doge]
Speaking of which, both roads given by "gods" are not conducive to Yuechuan. Taking back the physical body may result in losing Wangchuan, and may also put Wangchuan in danger. Just being a sword spirit may never truly become an independent individual, and Junzijian may always "monitor" and influence their lives because of their "gods". Therefore, Yuechuan had to take the third way.
Wow, I want a side story!
I would like to ask my wife when the new article will be published? I'm so impatient to wait... Wuwuwu
The heroine seems unwilling to believe in the evil in the world, and is a bit too upright (I don't know if I have understood it wrong, but I just feel uncomfortable, and I feel that the heroine has been passively doing things and knowing everything passively)
Villain:? Can you respect me
When the eleventh protagonist said "Those are two human lives" and "Kill innocent people to pay for their lives", I was stunned for a moment. Abba, Abba, Tianji Palace usually doesn't kill people. QvQ It's difficult, right?