How Could My Junior Brother Be a Green Tea!

[Complete] Forthcoming novels: How Could My Sword Spirit Be the Villain? and The Female O Pretends to Be an A and the Male A Pretends to Be an O in a Forced Marriage. Blurbs are at the bottom. Visit the author's page to add them to your library. You Nian transmigrates into the heroine of an old-school angst novel and gets bound to a face-slapping green-tea and female-supporting-character-reform System. As long as she deals with all the green teas in the book, she can become the strongest cultivator in the realm and take down the male lead, who put her through 1.8 million words of misery. But after she successfully avoids every plotline that victimizes the heroine and makes the green tea around the male lead's master admit defeat, she's still weaker than the male lead's master. Even after giving it her all, she can only manage a draw. You Nian falls into thought. Damn... Who did I miss?! Just then, the lovesick second male lead from the original novel, her junior fellow disciple Guan Shanyue, walks over. Guan Shanyue's eyes are red. "Senior Sister, I can't keep interfering with your life with Master. I'll pack my things and leave right away." He fights back tears. "I'm leaving because I want to. It has nothing to do with Master. Senior Sister, please don't argue because of me." Hearing this, You Nian grits her teeth. "What? He actually dared to make you leave? You're a thousand times better than him. Who does he think he is?" Junior Brother, don't be afraid. I'll go get you justice! System: ... Damn it! Tell me, who the hell did you miss?! ****Blurb for How Could My Sword Spirit Be the Villain? Yun Wangchuan was born with a sword bone and never settles for less. By a stroke of luck, she finally finds a treasured sword worthy of her. After growing close, the two successfully form a pact. Yun Wangchuan: "By the rules of us sword cultivators, you're basically my wife now. I'll protect you." Sword Spirit: "Mm-hmm." * Only then does she learn that she's the female supporting character in a wish-fulfillment novel about breaking off an engagement. She's the one who breaks off her engagement and humiliates the male lead when he's at his lowest, and even tries to kill him. Yun Wangchuan: "Although I do want to break off the engagement, I'll be nice about it. I won't try to kill him. The Heavenly Book got it wrong." So she very politely asks the male lead, Song Ji, to end their engagement. Song Ji: "Hah! The east of the river for thirty years, the west for thirty years. Don't look down on a poor young man!" Yun Wangchuan: "..." Song Ji: "Only by marrying me and becoming my virtuous, respectful, chaste concubine can you be happy. Otherwise, you'll spend the rest of your life regretting it!" Yun Wangchuan: "..." Song Ji: "You refuse to see reason! You're infuriating! When I've mastered my cultivation, the first thing I'll do is smash your villainous sword spirit!" Yun Wangchuan: "...?" What?! You're going after my sword? You dare go after my sword! And you call my precious sword spirit a villain?! To hell with you! Don't you know a sword is a sword cultivator's life? It's the wife I worked so hard to win over! The murder of my wife will never be forgiven! The male lead means nothing! Every time I see you, I'll kill you! Come on! Let's end this! It's you or me! * Then the sword spirit's true identity is revealed. It's Yuechuan, the former ruler of the dynasty, said to have ruled the land from atop a mountain of corpses. Yun Wangchuan: "...Greetings, senior. Farewell, senior." The sword spirit curls his lips into a sweet, obedient smile and gently blocks her way. "Master was holding me last night and sweetly calling me 'wife.' It's only been a few hours. Are you going to use me and then throw me away?" According to legend, Yuechuan is cruel and unpredictable, sweet-tongued but treacherous. He smiles to your face while plotting to hack you into a thousand pieces. The sweeter the smile, the more vicious the blow. Yun Wangchuan: Danger! #Oh no, that male lead may be a terrible person, but he seems to be telling the truth# #...I've been flirting with the villainous final boss all this time. Is it too late to run?# The haughty, arrogant, world's greatest sword cultivator x the sweet-tongued, treacherous, ancient madman **Blurb for The Female O Pretends to Be an A and the Male O Pretends to Be an A in a Forced Marriage [Probably launching at the end of December] 1. Qi Ao is a woman who differentiated as an Omega. But only Alphas can inherit noble titles. To keep her titles from falling into the hands of her enemy, her uncle, Qi Ao has no choice but to pretend to be an Alpha. She is beautiful but expressionless, her dark eyes like lacquered ink, always as cold as ice. When she stands still, she looks like the latest model of precision robot. She loves strategy and never resorts to brawling. She's skilled at psychological pressure and attacks from a higher dimension, delivering mental blows that make her opponents collapse and surrender before they can even face her directly. Her nickname: "Female Alpha Ambassador of Peace." 2. Yu Ruzhuo is a man who differentiated as an Alpha. But his elder sister, the empire's eldest princess, is ambitious. Every Alpha prince and princess with a claim to the throne has died at her hands. Not one has been spared. To stay alive for now and keep a low profile, Yu Ruzhuo has no choice but to pretend to be an Omega. He has shoulder-length hair and a tall, slender build. He likes to wear delicate, thin-framed glasses, and the smile at the corner of his mouth makes him seem like a gentleman, though he's really just faking respectability. His eyesight is terrible, so he likes close-quarters combat. He moves gracefully and hits hard. Though his words are sweet, he can beat even a combat robot until its skin splits and sparks fly. His nickname: "Male Omega Master of Violent Aesthetics." 3. One day, the senile ruler of the empire gets a sudden idea. Thinking the two of them are a perfect match, he orders them to marry. Qi Ao and Yu Ruzhuo: "..." Qi Ao and Yu Ruzhuo: "Someone save me, someone save me, someone save me, someone save me, someone save me." Leaving this note on June 19, 2021 Theme: Not every show of remorse can earn forgiveness. People must take responsibility for the wrongs they've done and pay the price.